Am I A Catzillionaire?

Absoluticatically I am a Catzillioniare! I didn't win the $ 1 million on Think Like A Cat, but nobody did and I'm rich in furiends which in my kitty catulations ads up to way way way more than $ 1 million in green stuff (besides I'm a cat and I don't have a bank account so what would I do with all that green money?). So, what's an Italian Kitty to do now? Catnap and play with my Catster pals! Woo hoo and you have all kept me going the past months with meowvalous words of supuurt and gifts galore, and my smitten kitten self cannot begin to say Mille Grazie (yep that's EyeTaleeyun) and thanks to your humans too fur letting ya be the best furiends an Italian kitty ever had!

I decked out on Saturday night and my best furiend Skeezix loaned me his tuxedo tie cuz my customized kitty couture tie got lost in customs en route from Italy cuz AliTALEyah airlines is on strike. Wanna see our pawty photos - here you go!
SKEEZIX AND GUIDO PAWTY BIG TIME!

The surprise of the evening was definicatically NOT the none pawsative end of the game show (what cat treks down a race track when disco lights are fluttering above and auto cameras zipping by on little tracks -isn't that more exciting than a can of meowmix!!?) . I was mewsmerized by it all.
My best show night surprise was sharing pasta ala catnip with Ted Rheingold, the Tom Cat of Catster and Big Dog of Dogster who joined me and my furiends for the celebration. And Tailer's Dad, Anders fresh off the plane from Sweden showed up too (without any Swedish herring to nosh on). We didn't exacticatically have a smorgasbord but we wined and dined on an abundacat Italian feast.


Ciao & Meow to my Fabucat Catster Pals!
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

START YOUR DAY THE GUIDO WAY!

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