It's Super Dooper Bowl Weekend

Catzowey!This Meowster gotta da meowvalous ideas for watching da Footzaball game on Sunday - up close and in the game too! Only thing heeza furgot was his doggie bag to put his Footzaball foods in. Hmmmzatini - whatza Footzaball foods is youza gonna be purrparing for the Super Dooper Bowl?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP8TJTeCNeU

Footzaball 101 According To My EyeTailYun Self

Itza Sunday and itza speshule Sunday for the TeeVees - theyza all gonna be ON today cuz itza da funtasticat Footzaball Playoffs. Now whatza dat mean to me and tooza you?

1) Get a furont row seat, yep uh huh, high up on dat TeeVee table so youza can see good on da 50 yards line, 20 yards line, anywhere dat ball is going or not going.

2) Put earplugs in yur ears cuz the folks in back of you gonna be yelling "Get Down I can't See" (theyza could see if theyza joins you up front high on da TeeVee table but theyza purrfurs to lounge on the lounging sofa and recliner chairs stuffing those chips n' dips into their cheeks like squirrels getting ready for the winter)

3) Plan a catnap on top of the TeeVee with yur tail dangling down in front of the warm screen. This is gonna keeps you toasty warm during the game.

4) When it's a tense 2 minutes left on the clock, paws sweating and silence in the living room, get up and MEOW! Youza gotta tell da family and guests youza hungry too! Catzowey theyza all stuffing their cheeks and nobody's offered youza crab dip or tuna sammy without the bread. Hey duz we have to be begging for the Footzaball foods?

Datsa it for my Footzaball 101 where I'm repurrting live from San Franfuncisco cuz my San Fran 49ers is gonna be playing (and purrhaps swimming) today! Might be the first Footzaball Playoff game where the refs is wearing life purrsevors!

Happy Footzaball Playoff Sunday!

Terrificat MEW Year Wishes For You, and YOU

Catzowey! Itza da FURst day of the MEW Year and I'ma having dat Rose Purrade withdrawals cuz never in my fab five years has I not watched da rosie floats, float by my TeeVee screen on Mew Years Day. But, yep uh huh I heard itza happens every 7 years fur shure . Catziwey being Me & Myself izza only 5, itza news tooza me. Hiss Fits galore and more: gotta wait till da 2nd day of the MEW Year to catch those colorful petals purrancing down Pasadena Avenue in Southern CalEyeFurKneeYah.

So whatza Man Cat to do today on this FURst day of the MEW Year? Kick back and become a sofa tater. Itza just like being a couch potato I thinks. Then I'll wake up and dish out some EyeTailYun cuddles then have a MEW Years day snackaroni (yep Mice a Roni izza the San Franfuncisco treat!) and return to being a sofa tater on this 1st Sunday of the MEW Year.

There may be no Rose Purrade on Sundays but itza purrfecto day today to say "Happy MEW Year To YOU" and cheers to a Catzowey Catster 2012.

Happy Holly Dazed Wishes To All My Catster Pals

Ho Ho Ho and HOzatini - and bring on da clam linguini cuz itza Cwismus time and in EyeTailYah where I comes from, weeza has the Cwismus 7 Fishes Feast! Cwismus in Italy izza Buon Natale and a favorito cat meal fur shure. I means, not one or two but 7 fishes dishes? Catzowey!

This time of da year can be nice even if youza been naughty, and not good for other furiends, but whoever youza is and whatever youza feeling, youza not alone. Nope, uh huh itza fur shure, youza never ever alone cuz youza got us Catsters and doggone great Dogsters too, yep uh huh cuz weeza all here together like da red sauce on da Raviolis.

And I'ma sending youHolly Dazed Edition of THE GUIDO GAZETTE cuz itza gonna brings some Ho Ho Ho Ho's to youza. Might even jingle yur silver bells and youza thinks itza swells and Oh Holy Cannoli Night! Itza the Season with a reason - just give a hug!

Buon Natale, Meowvalous Holly Dazed Wishes tooza youza,

Meeting Jack Oh Ho Ho Lantern on Halloween

It's the last day of October and itza All Hallows Eve, all day too, which means, hmmmzatini, it duz mean it's Halloween! And this week I got just fur you, The HALLOWEEN edition of THE GUIDO GAZETTE so check it out when youza not catnapping or ringy dingy ding donging door bells!

Boo Boo Boozatini - come on over for some Halloween Linguini!

A Day WIth Greenies Is Like A Night With Nip Pizza

Youza know I'ma Envirokitty and luvs living the green life, and my daily dose of GREENIES makes me smile abundacatically. Yep uh huh, GREENIES makes me smile so so so much dat my smiling foto is in the "Greenies Smiling Face Contest".

Both Me & Myself would ahpurrrciate yur meowvalous vote so hop on over TO RIGHT HERE and KEEP ME SMILING WITH A VOTE

Ciao & Meow!

Arrivederci Plastic NonFuntastic Litter Boxes

Catzowey! I found the mostest meowvalous litter box that I wanna share with fabuloso you. Didja ever thinks we meowsters would be going Go Go in Style like FURst Class Cabin? Yep Uh Huh, itza fur shure that weeza found the solution while we has purrEyeVacy. So say arrividerci to the basic plastic not so classy box and say HELLO Kitty A GoGo

Deezines are fabucatulous and theyza really purrrsonalized too. So seletacat yur purrfurred type and yep uh huh, itza fur shure, theyza got a Litter Box fur everybody!

Only thing finer is a Deeziner white sands beach with no need for scooper pooper!

Ciao & Meow!

Ahoyzatini! I'll Take A Pirate Martini

Dontcha catnap tomorrow cuz it's the mostest meowvalous TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY all over da whole giganticat planet, even in the North Pole and over to Jackson Hole! Yep uh huh itza fur shure dat all of us gonna be looking like tropicaticals sailing the oshun blue. And some gonna rezemble Cool Captain Sparrow, and Yo Ho Ho hunks and trunks of treasure chests gonna be everywhere filled with old gold and purrobably some dusty sea sick micies!

Purractice up on how to Talk Like A Pirate cuz weeza only gets to do this 1 day a year, yep uh huh itza fur shure every September 19th you can meow Aarrrrrgh and Pawty like a Pirate too! Oh I luvs to pawty and I sees a giganticat sized beach barbeque on the deserted Island tomorrow - Pirate Pawty Swag Bags for all! And no swabbing the decks cuz weeza 1st Class PIrates!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com

Ahoyzatini my amici mates!

Dining In Tidy Style

Catzowey! I'ma jumping fur joy cuz I got all new dining bowls and a super cool place mat that doesn't slip, slide or glide around my dining area. Finally Miss Martha Stewart has deezined pet accessories for we meowsters. Me & Myself likes that I can drop my tidzabits of food and my meatballs smack onto the mat and bamzatini - the mat has a lip for catching all da crumbling tumbling tidzabits. Pssst - keeps my Staff content! Check it all out and see how neat I eat now!

http://www.youtube.com/user/CatzoweyCatMom?feature=m hee

A Bad Blind Date Named Irene

Catzowey! I'ma stuck in Virginia - yep uh huh datsa loooong way from my home in San Franfuncisco and I got news dat Irene was arriving but sheeza arriving a little late and gonna mess uppa my hair! I'ma never ever go on a blind date again. Irene is just full of abundacat hot air!