January 30th 2010 3:16 pm
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Me and myself jumped upon da scale this week (by accident!) and CATZOWEY , I'ma now 2 pounds bigger than I wazza last year. If my mathamewtical calcatulayshuns are correctacat, that means on da average, I'ma gaining each year about 4.25 pounds - cuz I'ma gonna be 4 in May.
Yep Uh Huh - I'ma right on target. But dat means when I'ma 10 thenza I'ma gonna weigh like 42.50 pounds - YIKES! That's about as big as dat famous Tony da Tiger on da cereal boxes. I think he duz da extra wide Family sized boxes so he can fit on da furont.
So I'ma gonna be watching my buffed waistline and cutting down on my catcarbs ---- Pizza only on FurEyeDays and not so much Nip Risotto and no more double doses of double cream catpuccinos AND I'ma not gonna sneak da cannolis no more. Basta Pasta I'ma EyeTailYun and loves da foodz - justa da aroma makes me purr. But summer izza coming I hear, and I wanna fit good into my Guido Speedo !
January 22nd 2010 7:24 am
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Repurrting live on da scene from San Franfuncisco where we got rain and more rain everywhere. But whooza da hooman who invented dat saying "itza raining da cats and dogs" cuz I'm in my window every day watching da rainy drop pelt my windows but I dontza see any cats or any dogs dropping down. Dat hooman purrobably had overdose of impurrrrted nip when they'za coined dat silly phrase.
I never sees so much water tumbling from the clouds - yep uh huh itza tumbling and rumbling and my fair weathered feline self izza not accustomed to lightening and thunder - hey thizza izza SAN FRANFUNCISCO! The poor widdle Cable Cars izza stopped all day yesterday cuz theyza got purroblems in the storm - so weeza catnaps without hearing da famous ringy dingy ding "Mice A Roni" bell. Maybe tomorrow da widdle Cable Cars getza fixed by da fixit purrson. My catnap izza not complete without hearing da ringy dingy ding bell of da Cable Cars.
We meowsters izza walking round da house, catnapping and chowing down ALL while wearing our Life PURRsevors - so weeza safe but Catzowey, da Life PURRsevor makes it ruff and tuff to get thru doors and into cabinets.
So I hopes youza safe in da storms - soon weeza gonna see da sun rays and be lounging in Spring warmth and no purrsons gonna be saying "well we need the rain"!
Ciao & Meow and wishing youza a nonCATastrophic day.
January 16th 2010 10:10 am
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Weeza rented da giganticat passenger liner "CARNIVALE INSPURRRRATION" and abundacat furs are on board in the Catibbean, having a fantasticat time. Da Cativities List is meowvaloso!
Lounge on the Deck Contest - who can lounge the longest
Seagull Races on Purrromenade Deck with mid morn Snacks Buffay
Limbo Low on the Limbo Deck with live Reggae Mewsic
Movies at Seaside Outdoor Theatre (special showing of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof)
Dolphin Diving and Paracat Sailing
Race Around the Ship - Top Jogging Track
LUNCHEON BUFFAY - all you can devour hour with buckets of scampi
Serenity Spa is open all day fur mud baths, meowsages and purrk up treatments
PUT YUR PAWS HERE FOR THE THAW OUT AND WARM UP CRUISE PAWTY
January 2nd 2010 11:05 pm
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Happy 2010 or "Twenty Ten" izza what theyza saying itza called.
Basta Pasta, looks like itza gonna be a fine feline year cuz so far in just 2 days, I sees da giganticat Fireworks, I eats da furesh Dungenese Cwabs, I has people visiting da house and oohing and ahhing and petting me, and da Landord/Chef/Banker beenza home for 4 days. So as youza sees, I'm getting abundacat attenZeeOhKnee and it's making me exhaustacatted!
My purrdictshun fur 2010: itza gonna be a nonCATastrophic year, yep uh huh, itza gonna be good.
Buon Anno Nuovo (datsa EyeTailYun!) and I thinks itza time to have a Meatball Madness Pawty to warm us up in January. If youza in da Pawty mode, let me know and weeza have our Oh So Speshule Social Committee plan something, purrhaps on da white sand beaches of Puerto VayHeartAhhh - Ole Ole! Carumbakitty datsa a meowvoloso idea!
Happy MEW Year to YOU, mi amico!
December 26th 2009 9:27 am
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Nopa - I don't mean I got "da boot" like booted frumza da house! I got da real authenticat boot - da boot of Italy - my homeland! Whatza giganticat SirPrize to open up my purresent from my Pen Paws "Secret Santa" on Cwismus morn and what do my EyeTailYun eyes behold? My my own Cwismus stocking made fur me, in da shape of "da boot of Italy".
Grazie Grazie and more Grazie to da Super Dooper Secret Santa who made this meowvalous purrresent filled da sock with years and years of quality impurrted nip toys! I passed out cuz I wazza so excited. Got revived with some sardine smelling salts just as the morning mewsic was playing "Oh Come All Ye Faithful Felines", and bam - I feline fainted again cuz I overdosed with da nip toys.
KINGSLEY, andza LUNA andza lasta but notza leasta, ROBBY JAY youza da most meowvalous Super Secret Santy's I ever met in all my 9 lives! Come on over fur some EyeTailYun meatballs and we'll pawty aroundza da boot!
December 23rd 2009 8:56 pm
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Buon Natale which izza Meowy Catmouse and Merry Cwismus in EyeTailYun.
CATZOWEY Me and Myself justa wantza to wish youza and yurza a meowvalous Cwismus Day. Puhleeze rememberza, dat if youza feeling a little blue during da Holly Daze season - well I'ma thinking of youza so youza not alone and can be happy cuz itza meowvaloso to be thought of! See.. youza feels better already!
And if yur paws is in da icy Polar condishuns, well youza stay safe and stay inside andza just know that I sendza youza warm hugs to warmza youza uppa. And I'll FedEx a cuppa EyeTailYun hot chocolatte! Wish I could send da snow blower masheen.
And if youza waiting by da window fur a Cwismus miracle - never ever furgetza dat miracles happen allllllll da time! Be payshunt - cuzza life is catzowey! Merry Cwismus to you frumza me and myself- yep uh huh I really wishes you a meowvalous Cwismus week!
December 11th 2009 8:28 am
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I luvs FurEyeDay! Not cuz itza da end of da week but cuz it's the day I goes to my job. Yep uh huh, I got my speshule job at The ARC Senior Center in the center of San Franfuncisco.
Today izza raining cats and dogs (oopsatini I means dogs and cats!) and I'ma travelling to my job on da famous Cable Car (luv da bell going ringy dingy ding and da tourists humm "RiceARoni da San Fwancisco Tweet"!) . Gonna sit me and myself INSIDE da car cuzza da rain gives me a bad fur day and I wanna arrive at my job looking terrificat.
Gonna be playing with da meowvalous older purrsons and theyza plays really good. Some got da Ahhhtizm and others got da Down Syndrome and some duzn't smile or speak but weeza all connects really good. Them and me got da secret communiKayshuns - yep uh huh, it's fantasticat and I know what theyza thinking and they'za knows what's on my meowster mind.
So, here I goes to my job - be home later to catnap and rest up fur my job next week!
November 13th 2009 8:20 am
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Good and funtasticatico things come tooza da meowsters of Italy as this day, FurEyeDay the 13th is the luckiest day of the year in Italy. So if youza wanna purrtends youza EyeTailYun today, why not? Enjoy a good FurEyeDay da 13th fur a change-a-tini.
I'ma purrpondering having abundacatnaps (that's a good FurEyeDay start), some homemade double cream catnollis (ahhh basta pasta thatza rich cream wiggles on my whiskers) and purrobably gonna have a LahLahsignYa with extra ruby red tomato nip sauce. I gotza furiends arriving to SellAbrate thizza FurEyeDay da 13th cuz itza da day befur Saturday da 14th - I gotza sleep fast in da night cuz I'ma taking my 4 EyeTailYun paws to Saks Fifth Avenue on Saturday!
Yep uh huh I'ma gonna help raise awareness (like get da hoomans tooza open da eyes!) and put some moola in da bucket for my favorite PETS UNLIMITED. Itza meowvalous cuz when da purrson buys da cosmewtics tomorrow, the Pets Unlimited gets a purrshun of da sale. Nowza Meowza! Thizza izza purrfecto FurEyeDay da 13th weekend!
November 11th 2009 10:58 am
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My Gwampa izza Veteran of da Merchant Marines and heeza telling me increducatulous stories today about being in Manilla Bay in a rough storm of torpedoes, seeing sharks while heeza shwimming to shore & rescued by PT boat, shaking paws with General MacArthur in Japan,and crossing da Atlantic a buncha times- all during World War II.
My paws salutes my Gwampa and all the Veterans around da whole globe today on Veteran's Day. And I purroudly salutes all da purrsons serving in da Military today tooza purrtect us. Here's cheers to youza!
November 8th 2009 5:58 pm
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Weeza all detests a bad hair day but whenza youza in da path of da hurricane, wellza lemme tellz ya, youza no time to worry bout yur fur. We all wanna be thinking pawsative things about our furiends (Catsters and Dogsters) whooza in da paths of da Hurricane Ida. Ida declare Ida a mischievous menace if Iza could!
Our pal Nala Sue lives inza SouthWest LouEEzeeAna - and weeza crossing our paws dat sheeza and her furmily be safe and sound on dry ground. Hey, has youza ever seen a meowster smiling inza life PURRsevor? So check inza with yurza pals and make shure theyza safe and sound on dry ground - yep fur shure. Ida is having a giganticat hiss fit and hopefully her wild child self will calm down and behaves.
Ciao & Meow!
November 3rd 2009 7:24 am
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Whatza better way to start da day then to get a pmail from that wonnerful "Catster" saying youza izza a Diary Daily Pick or izza it da Daily Diary Pick? Waitza meowment, I thinks theyza picks da Daily Diary Dude or da Diary Daily Dudette, yep, uh huh fur shure Catster has da daily seelecshuns. All of us izza furtunate fur shure.
So I'm declaring today a holiday for me and myself and gonna kick my paws back and enjoy this meowvalous honor! Mille Meowster Grazie to youza Catster - ahhhh life is CATZOWEY!
If youza taking yur day off tooza, then come on over fur my celeBrayShun Meatballs and a double creme Catpuccino at my meatball bar! Ciao & Meow!
October 31st 2009 7:37 am
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Furstly, I wanna confurm dat I'ma repurrting directacatically from TransylVaneYah over in Hunrgry at da Count Dracucatula's mansion - yep uh huh, me and myself izza purrrOWLing around his place and I'ma so scared I'ma bout to jump out of my EyeTailYun fur!
Da Count hazza abundacat spooks in the closets spooking me, old crows hanging around looking old, and bats that are batting da big eyelashes! I thinks da bats izza flirting but itza Halloween so no time fur startin da luv relayshunship.
Here in da Count's kitchen, heeza not too EyeTailYun cuzza I dontza see pots of pasta boiling but I duz see , absoluticatically yep uh huh, I duz see pots of Goulash boiling and looks like some ingredients that me and myself izza not gonna be too fond of. There's no way I'ma gonna be catnapping today in da Count Dracucatula's mansion cuzza my stripes izza feeling creepy and they'za fraid of getting sepurrated frumza me.
Repurrting from TransylVaneYah directicatically to you and wishing you a nonCatastrophic HowlingWeen!
October 26th 2009 9:37 am
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Catzowey! Youza never ever gonna believes what me and myself did on Sunday , yep uh huh, datsa da day after I sat a lot on Saturday. I went to da dogs and If youza wantza to see some chaoticat canines in da HowlOween costumes (no feline wouldza ever dress up like da dogs did!), youza can check it all out here at this week's GUIDO GAZETTE
Itza great way to start yur day the Guido way - yep uh huh!
PawScript: youza can also subscribe yur paws so The Guido Gazette arrives every Monday into yurza IN box. Yep uh huh! It'za absoluticatically true!
October 24th 2009 3:44 pm
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Youza dontza wanna miss this event in Venice Italy! Yep uh huh, it's my momma Baci tying her tail to her fursband Redd Catt (he's generous and rented the yacht fur da weekend)
When: Saturday Oct 24th @ 3 pm HQ time (EyeTailYun time works fur me)
Where: On board The CHRISTINA-O YACHT Itza historicatical big boat with state rooms for every fur and itza gotza da swimming pool too. AND weeza gonna go in da Gondolas with the Gondaliers!
Food, Food & Food: Theyza impurrting da famous Chef Rooster from Texas and heezza gonna bring Texas Cuisine to EyeTailYa! Yep uh huh get ready fur da pawty of yur life!
Mewsic: Nora the Cat on Piano playing Mewzart Symphony Unfinished - But itza expected to be finished in time fur when Redd and Baci seal da deal.
HEREZA DA DIRECSHUNS TO DA WEDDING
October 15th 2009 10:04 pm
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Catozwey! Weeza had da most meowvalous visitor this week all da way from Liverpool England, across da big pond! Yep uh huh, da momma of Alfiechinacat came to San Franfuncisco en route around da whole YouEssHay. Sheeza visiting mosta da nashun and seeing so so so many meowvalous Catsters and their mommas too. Ohhhh, Signora Lyn has made me purr and sheeza full of da nice cat meowsages too . Lucky Alfie getting dis home meowsage service every day!
Da whole bunch of Castster Mommas, well they'za all invaded da HQ on Wednesday, yep uh huh, middle of da week on Oct 14th and I feelza sorry fur Mr Ted and Miss Lori at HQ! Can youza magine all da cat chatting going on at da furry same time with all da mommas? They'za don'tza listen to each other, theyza just yappity yap yaps away all day and all of da night too. Purrobably sounding like a litter of doggone cute puppies!
Mr Ted, (you know heeza da impurrtant Chief of Catster andza Dogster too) well he spoils da mommas and bring out da red carpet fur dem. Except itza not red, cuzza it'za Castster Greenie! And den he gets da giftie T's fur all da mommas and spoils dem more meowvalously. Basta Pasta Mr Ted youza sends our mommas home all spoiled and now itza challenging fur us kitties to live with da mommas! They'za feeling like stars frum da sky when theyza at HQ!
Duz you know whooza in da foto? I'm purrpondering whether to tellza youza or not... time will tail!
October 13th 2009 6:59 am
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Me and myself izza bizzi sprucing up da house, putting some extra feline fur around the furKneeChure, and I hear da Mayor of San Franfuncisco izza purrclaiming today October 13th as da OhFishYul "ALFIECHINICAT'S MOMMA DAY". Yep uh huh, that'za cuz Alfie's momma is arriving in my City by the Bay today and sheeza gonna be catnapping in da night time right here with me and myself too. Ohhhh WOWza MEOWza this izza so so so exciting that my EyeTailYun whiskers are wiggling and jiggling.
Sheeza not gonna be seeing any CalEyeFurKneeYah sun rays cuz weeza in a terrificat storm of rain, rain and more rain and it's a bad fur day cuz da winds is blowing too.
Welcome tooza da Momma of ALFIECHINACAT MY FURIEND ! Itza a meowvalous purrivilege to host you in our cat house! And whooza knows, I make make her my famous EyeTailYun meatballs!
October 10th 2009 9:08 am
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This Monday izn't just a Monday - it's Columbus Day and heeza my hero fur shure cuzza Signore Chris sailed over da oshun (maybe not so blue all da time) with da 3 ships and alot of nip on board. Yep uh huh, theyza had to hazza da Spanish Nip dat Queen Isabella grew inza da good furtalizer in her royal garden , or theyza never ever wouldza make it to AmerEeeKah.
Theyza sailed frum da purt of Genoa EyeTailYa - I tells ya itza da truth! So weeza got no mail, no bank doors open and da courts izza closed on Monday. What'za that mean? Humans home all day!
Happy Columbus Day my furiends and Viva EyeTailYa!!
October 4th 2009 9:06 am
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My buddy Bruce "The Boss" flew across da pond, yep he flew over da giganticat Atlantic Oshun to be here in San Franfuncisco with his momma so theyza could be cheering fur da Momma of "Jeter Harris". Yep uh huh, Jeter's momma, well sheeza flies on da big bird from New Yawk to walk fur 3 days - without a catnap! Sheeza walking fur da Cure for Breast Cancer and while sheeza walking, me and Bruce is talking over CalEyeFurKneeYah wines!
It'za meowvalous to have Da Boss in my City by the Bay and he's easy and relaxacatted, even with his jet lag. I noticed he started to catnap after we finished da CaberCat Savignon but he purrrked up when I told my furiend weeza heading down the street fur Pesto Meowgarita Pizza at my favorite ristorante!
Today weeza all going to da closing ceremony on the Bay overlooking da Golden Gate Bridge and weeza gonna yell and scream and cheer for Jeter's momma as she crosses thru da pink ribbon at da finish line! Sheeza gonna be ready fur a giganticat nap! Or maybe sheeza gonna be ready fur some speshule CalEyeFurKneeYah ChardCatOnay!
Go Roberta! Weeza so so so purrrrroud of you!
September 29th 2009 9:36 am
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Catzowey! I got abundacat mommas arriving this week in my City of St. Francis, yep uh huh, they'za all coming to San Franfuncisco to be cheerleaders! Now that's something to purrponder about ... all da catster mommas in cheer leading outfits (definicatically not deezined by da EyeTailYun couture dudes!)
They'za arriving to cheer on da fantasticat fast walking momma of JETER HARRIS as she competes in the giganticat 3 days 60 miles walk for da Cure For Breast Cancer. Me and myself izza gonna be at da finish line Sunday in my cheery outfit to yell and meow at her as she crosses da finish line - itza got a ribbon so da walkers knowza exacticatically where theyza supposed to finish propurrly.
Weeza got mommas from New Yahk, Capitola, England, Castro Valley and San Franfuncisco - all congregating. I'll bet theyza all gets catty!Welcome to the City by the Bay and hooray fur Jeter's Momma!
September 18th 2009 10:28 pm
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Catzowey and a MEOWza WOWza cuzza da whole globe, yep uh huh, that means da entire giganticat world is laden with Pirates! And I'm hearing echos of Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum Nip - itza everywhere as I whirls round da globe frumza Country to Country in my PurrEyeVat pirate ship, catchatting to fellow PurrEyeRats.
Hmmmmm, seems it's a meowvalous time to be on da poop deck and yelling "Yo Ho Ho Me Mate" but I'ma EyeTailYun so I'm purrobably gonna be cat chatting more like "Arrrrrrrr Basta Pasta Mi Mate-a-tini" and "oh Perbacco I seeza da plank in furont of youza and I thinksa youza should be walking da plank nowza meowza yep uh huh, like NOWza MEOWza!'
Pirates got da patches and cross bones and bling on der paws, but whatza they eat? Anybody know what Pirate food izza? Whatza they gnaw on when out at sea?
All paws on deck NOWza MEOWza!
September 9th 2009 2:48 pm
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Never ever in all my 9 lives has I been catnapping on a day with so so so many 9's in it! WOWza MEOWza this izza fantasticat andza maybe a furtunate day fur us felines! Hmmm, I'ma gonna purrponder it being 09-09-09 - whatsa youza thinking about this petnomenon?
August 3rd 2009 1:04 pm
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CATZOWEY! No time fur making da meatballs this week! I still cannot believes I got da giganticat honor of being da Cat of the Week. Me and myself has heard from a catzillion furiends near and far away in other meowster lands. It'za been da most meowvalous week of my life strating when Me and Myself both fainted when da doorbell went ringy dingy ding with da news! Good thing I got da meowdacine cabinet filled with Sardine Smelling Salts!
WOWza MEOWza! Been no time fur catnapping! And youza must see whatza else happened this week! Yep uh huh, my furiend Kiyande Kisu entered me in Zealie Lotto. AND, and, yep uh huh, Iza won 50 Zealies on Saturday! But itza not justa da win, itza HOW my FURtunate numero wazza selected - by a Horsie, yep uh huh and I'ma notta gonna tell you any more - just watch da video link below as it's CATZOWEY and I'ma not horsing around when I tellza this story! Nowza I'ma heading to a FURtune Teller with a catnip ball since things are mighty meowvalous I wantza to know whatza next.
WATCH THE ZEALIE LOTTO WINNER GET SELECTED RIGHT HERE BEFUR YOUR CAT EYES
Checking into da InterCatinental Hotel tomorrow morn for a long catnap. Gonna get my paws rested up for a big Meatball Madness pawty! Here comes an EyeTailYun kitty hug fur youza!!
July 28th 2009 2:25 pm
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Catzowey andza MEOWza WOWza too! I just got da speshule pmail from da furry impurrtant Catster at HQ saying I'ma da Cat Of The Week. WOWza MEOWza, in EyeTailYun thatsa "Il Gato di Settimana"! My 4 paws izza off da ground and me and myself sends a giganticat mille meowster grazie to Signore Catster fur dis meowvalous honor on 28 July.
My paws and me are PURRancing round da house (I thinks I'ma airborne!) and my whiskers izza wiggling to have a sellabrayshun dinner tonight. I'm so ecstaticat I can't even catnap! Letsa pop da imPURRted bubbly corks into da ceiling (shake out da dust in da rafters) and mangia on da PURRohvalone cheese and some sardines from Catalonia. Yep uh huh, youza knows I'ma gonna make some mighty speshule meatballs fur thisa fabucatulous OK-shun. Mamamia - life is meowvalous .... amma Me and Myself dreaming???
Waitsa meowment - hey furs ... youza must know I luvs ya so so so so molto meowster much. Me and EyeTailYun self can't sleep all day or allza night cuzza all da PURRecious gifties, messages of meowvalous wishes and knowing youza izza my furiends.! I thinks we gotta plan a MEATBALL MADNESS Pawty soon to pawty hawty! Grazie, Grazie and more mille meowster grazie!
Amore y Baci (datsa EyeTailYun cat chat for Love n' Kisses)!
July 18th 2009 8:55 am
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Catzowey! I heard it's good fur taking da stress out and keeps my stripes purrfectly in place if me and myself does the Yoga poses. So I bought myself a nice Yoga Yogi Cat Mat to match my EyeTailYun eyes (itza deeziner mat made in Italy & I'm an aesthetiCAT dude!) and I had a challenging time (almost used up one of my 9 lives!) trying to get my new Yoga Yogi Cat Mat to flatten out. Ya shure can't do the "ahhhhhmeeeeow" and be a relaxacat if youza got a bump in da road. And I did take off my speshule Hazel Lucy hat when me and my paws stepped on to da mat. I don'tza want my Hazel Lucy hat to get wrinkled!
So I finally figured it out - and I've been a relaxacat all week. I thinks the Yogi man knows something that we meowsters can PURRactice cuz weeza naturally relaxacats and like to lay on purrty things.
I hopes youza and yurza furiends and family hazza a meowvalous week and it shud be relaxing fur ya too. Just kick back and say "ahhhhhmmmeeeeoowwww"...... but don't slide off yur Yoga Yogi Cat Mat cuz that could make yur day Cat O' Strophic fur shure
July 5th 2009 9:05 am
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Catzowey it's a purrfect day to beezza here in da City by the Bay and me and my smitten kitten self cannotta decide which fabucatulous event to attend today. Thatsa why living here in San Franfuncisco is meowvalous cuzza I got da abundacat choices. I can trot my paws over to da famous Fillmore District Jazz Fest and kick back on a sunny sidewalk with a platter of soul food while my paws are moving and grooving to da tunes of da soulful jazz mewzishuns. Authenticat jazz makes me purr.
And my EssEff Giants are playing ball today - woo hoo cuz I luvs sitting with my guests in my purrEyevat box (da seagulls swoop by our balcony and thatza makes my whiskers wiggle!). Yep uh huh, weeza got da food folks, I thinks they'za called Katerers and they comes tooza da box with wagons loaded with ballpark franks, PURReyem rib samwiches and tuna of the sea fur my pals who don't eatsa da meats. Youza can have yur ballpark frank (don't say dog!) on a gluten-free bun too ... only in CalEyeFurKneeYah izza youza gonna get dat selecshun! They even hazza da veggie foods fur da veggiecats. Something fur everyone is da bestest hospitality.
No time to catnap today but I wishes you a meowvalous Sunday and a suPURRb week - hey any idea how many days till Cwismus?
June 18th 2009 6:57 am
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Abundacatnaps ago but justa 1 year ago on June 18th changed my 'creature of habit self" - yep uh huh, itza the day I became a CATSTER! And datsa reason to Pawty so me and myself izza bringing out all da imPURRted nip from EyeTailYa and making some speshule celebrayshun meatballs for this meowmentous day!
What a meowvalous year itza been: I visited da HQ and got abundacat hugs from Mr Ted and all da fantasticat doggone great staff; I wents to Hollywood on da big bird; I meeted and greeted da humans in Saks Fifth Avenue; I got a catzillion wonderful furiends and I managed to catnap too.
Mille Meowster Grazie to everyfur - yep datsa YOUZA and YURZA who makes me purr. I luvs ya all, yep uh huh, I really duz and I shure wishes I could give YOUZA and YURZA man cat hugs in PURRson.
Amore & Baci & Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
June 16th 2009 7:38 am
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Me and myself thinksa da Beatles sang a tune like dat but when they composed it, theyza wasn't living in San Franfuncisco cuzza weeza got very little sun at this time of da year. But we got abundacat fog so weeza hunkered in furont of da heaters, and lounging on da cashmere blankies (yep uh huh, they'za made in EyeTailYa). When I sees all da tourists outside my window, I don'ta thinks they checked with da Mother Nature weather stashun when theyza was packing the clothes fur da vacashun, cuz their teeth is chattering, their boney knees are in bermuda shorts and every one of dem is wearing a "I bought this at Fisherman's Wharf" fleece! Some even furgot to cut da cheap price tag off befur they put it on!
PURrhaps IF I followed the sun, me and my paws would have arrived in Hawaii by now! Ahhh, lounging under da non-plastic palm tree, kicking back in the huge white sand litter box watching da birdies fly over head. Now thatsa Catzowey life!
Remember - when youza comes to San Franfuncisco, youza can wear da flowers in your hair, but I recommend youza pack a parka!
June 8th 2009 6:06 pm
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Didn't da famous CalEyeFurKneeYah dreaming moms and pops sing Monday Monday? I luvs Monday cuz it means I'm rested from the weekend but in this case, I'm totally rested from the fabucatulous MEATBALL MADNESS DAY that my buddy Wilson J Scooter and I hosted last FurEyeDay. And kitty kudos to the infamous Dusty the DogCat fur driving the coast highway with his brofur Rocket Sprocket in the icecream truck - all to be our meowvalous Grand Marshall of the day.
WOWza MEOWza and a Catzowey too! The San Franfuncisco Mayor says he's never seen so many fat cats in town! What fun we had and I thanksa all of youza - yes alllll of youza fur travelling from so far to come and play in the City by the Bay.
I'm thinking of joining Meatballs Anonymous this week - just fur a short time till the next Meatball Madness event.
Shure wazza fun FurEyeDay! Me and myself wishes you a nonCATastrophic week and hopes you get abundacatnaps and a little furesh nip too!
June 1st 2009 2:51 pm
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Yep uh huh, weeza having da pawty this week on FurEyeDay cuzza folks is having da June gloom so what'sa more meowvalous dan a Staycation ! Catzowey weeza having Meatball Madness Day in The City By The Bay.... 12noon HQ time to whenever da sun gozza down!
Yep itza Meatball Madness in San Franfuncisco - imagine us Catsters tossing da Meatballs off da Golden Gate Bridge, or bungee bouncing da meatballs from atop of that famous really tall pointy Pyramid! Yep uh huh and a speshule day like this needs a Grand Marshall so my PURRfect Pawty hosting partner, Wilson J Scooter and me is surprising ourza good furiend, Dusty the DogCat cuzza Dusty is gonna be our Purrade Marshall - yep, the Meatball Marshall of da day! And Dusty is gonna lead all of us Catsters arounda San Franfuncisco in his pink converteebull Catolac that Toulouse izza shipping out from PencilVanyah.
YURZA PURRESENCE IS REQUESTED HERE
May 27th 2009 8:17 pm
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Me and myself is now 1 day and 3 years young, anda itza taken me da whole cannoli day to catnap anda rest up frumza shockaroni ofza receiving so so so molto meowster increducatuloso cards, pmails, kitty kisses, best buddy wishes and gifts thata could fillza giganticat 5th floor of the Macy's in Downtownza San Franfuncisco!
Frumza bottom of my EyeTailYun heart, I thanksa youza so so so mucha fur yurza Happy Birthday mews! Everyoneza of youza izza speshule to me anda my EyeTailYun self . And each anda everyoneza of youza warms my smitten kitten heart anda makes my whiskers wiggle too and having youza in my life makes me jump up and down, likes da raviolis in da pot when theyza jumping around happy and ready! . Life (all 9 lives tooza) is abouta furiends - and I wish me anda myself can givesa YOU, yes YOU a BeeYouTeeFull kitty hug EyeTailYun style to thanksa youza fur being inna my life. Ah shuksatini, I see da water droplet coming frum my big green eyes - anda itza cuz youza touch my heart soza much.
Hadda hire a staff of temp administratacat assistants to helpsa me compoza my Grazie notesa (momma taught me my manners). Mille Meowster Grazie and hereza picolo list of thanks anda more thanks fur da .....
STEAKS (Catzowey Ima no vegiecat and thanksa Ima not!). Thanks to
Moses
The family of Teebo and Callie
Arnold P
The family of Bethany Hope, Ian Joseph, Christopher Patrick, Charity Ann - at the Bridge and more!
Norman
The family of The Drifter♥, Mouse ♥, Purdie ♥, Muffin ♥ Rainbow Bridge and more!
Margo RKN and Mikey
REALLY RED LIPS KISS (EyeTailYuns love da kisses!)
Jingle Bell Mrs. Harley Man
SUNNY SUN IN THE SKY
The family of Pearlie, Willie, Patsy , Brianna-renamed as Tilley
GOLD STAR (Grazie to my Star CalEyeFurKneeYah Pal)
Bob
KITE (Da Winds on my birthday wazza PURRfecto fur flying da 3 kites!)
The family of Molly, Macy, Misha and Emma (in memory)
The family of ♥Sam♥, Mr D , Raza and Baltster
Honey
PARTY HAT (Youza knowza me good - Ima Pawty Animal fur shure and wore every hat!)
The family of Edgar, Emily Felicity, Gabrielle 5/1985 - 1/1996 and Lucinda (in Memoriam)
The family of Skeezix the Cat, Mao , Rocky the Gutter Cat and Tripper the Psyko Stray C
The family of Lalo, Shortstop (In Loving Memory), Stanley, Flaca and mo
The family of Alfie , Albie - A Sweet Angel Now, Lucy, Jack and more!
Samoa
DRINKS & CUSTOMIZED CAKE HAT (Well well well - youza knowza me really well!)
The family of ♥ Sausage ♥ and ♥ Meatball ♥
CURLY
CUPCAKE and case of Catweiser (Sent in da Hummer Frum Heaven!)
~Sir Sonny Bono~*(1995-2008)
BIG MWAH KISS (ahhh 3 Signorina San Franfuncisco girls send me a kiss? Catzowey!!!)
The family of Chai Latte-Capone, Little Bit and Sugar Bear
BBQ's ( Thisa izza a man thing - Da BBQ is myza favorito - I loved cooking on all 3!)
Henry
Moses
The family of Harry, Rosie, Casper, Teddy and more!
JUMBO 3 LAYER CAKE: (oh I gotta itza - 3 layers fur da turning 3! Catzowey meowvalous and deelishus)
The family of Rocket Sprocket (Rocky) and DustytheDogcat (Dusty
JUMBO BALOON BOUQUET (I hopped in da basket and went up up up and away just fur a meowment!)
♥Montoya♥
CUPCAKE (sweet cannoli styled cupcake - mewsic to my EyeTailYun sweet tastebuds)
Lola
GIGANTICAT BOUQUET OF FLOWER (Ah man Toulouse, youza wenta all out! Dis bouquet took uppa da whole UPS Truck!)
Toulouse
USA FLAG (You CalEYeFurKneeYah catsters knowza I'ma EyeTailYun butta luv da USA)
Aislin
SHRIMP
Abbey in Hawaii sent da Furesh Pacific Oshun Shrimpee
SOMETHING SPESHUL-EYE-ZONEE (datsa EyeTailYun) : Ahhh Skeezix, my best furiend, man I'ma bringing out da giganticat box of tishyou cuzza yurza gift is meowvalous.
WATERMELON -anda lasta butta notta leasta- oh Hazel Lucy ... I luv my Watermelon but youza sent it with a bit of a bite outta it... I thinksa thatsa cuzza you wanted to testa it tooza beeza shure itsa safe fur me to mangia! Ahhhhhhh incrayeeblay and molto bene mi bella.
I loves everyone of youza who tooks da time frum yurza catnapping to sendsa me da Birthday good wishes, purraires, abundacatlove, fun notes, pmails and gifts galore. Thanks justa seemza too small...
Luv (and a Ciao & Meow),
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
May 26th 2009 7:13 am
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Itsa my birthday today, yep uh huh my smitten kitten self was born on May 26, anda I gotta nothing planned cuzza I pawty all da days of da year. But me and EyeTailYun self has requested my Purrsonal Chef to purrpare an increducatable Italian lunch. If youza in da neighborhood, comeza on by cuzza youza knows da EyeTailYun house always hazza da door open and room furza lotsa at da table. My speshule Birthday lunch is gonna be Catzowey and weeza gonna mangia all day, befur and after da catnaps.....
My Birthday Menu Izza,
Procciutto and Mozarrella Samwiches
UGHrugala Insalata with anchovy and Mediterranean nip dressing
Pizza al Pesto (my favorito!)
LaLaLasanna loaded with MEATBALLS
Anda my favorite cake in da whole wide world : da St. Honore Cake witha da creme puffs on topsa
So come on by furiends! Ya only turns 3 once and itsa speshule ocashun to share witha youza.
Let's Mangia meowsters,
May 25th 2009 8:23 am
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And catnap I will after I wins da Martha Stewart "Party Animals foto contest dat ends tonight! You can find meeza on pg 92 today - and donta have da hiss fit if youza donta seeza me in my foto HUGGING MY BIRTHDAY PURRESENT - justa go tooza next pg.
I'm ecstaticat to beeza in #1 spot today cuzza there's catzillion meowvalous fotos - and I wanna win -nope notta fur da feline fame, but cuza Ima donating the Grand PURRize "1 year of Purina One pet food" to the fabucatulous org PAWS Pets Are Wonderful Support cuzza theyza needs lotsa food cuzza they care fur so many pets. Sooza youza sees now, the impurrtance of yur viewing my foto and Martha Stewart herself sezza da View is da Vote.
Youza have a safe and nonCATastrophic Meowmorial Day !
VIEW AND VOTE FUR GUIDO HERE
May 20th 2009 10:24 pm
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Me and myself cat chatted with Dusty's momma tonight onna da fone -yep uh huh cuzza we're CalEyeFurKneeYahns and Dusty and his momma wanna all of youza to knowza how much they aPURRciate yurza gifts of good cheer, the paws of power and yurza paws crossed and purrayers. So me and myself tolda Dusty's momma thata I'd convey all da news to youza.
Dusty is home tonight after da surgery to remove the beeg bad stuff in his leg today- and me and myself hearda him on da fone - I'm serious! He meowed & meowed and I heardza him cat chatting. Heeza gotta recover and da Doc will call nexta week wtiha da biopsy mews and news.
So keepza da paws crossed, keepza da purrayers going to San Diego hizza way and keepza good thoughts cuzza Dusty needza all of its...AND so duzza his Momma and his increducatulous brofu Rocket Sprocket too:)
My Friend Dusty The DogCat Would Love To Hear From You To
May 19th 2009 8:29 am
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Dusty is a tuffy - read his BIO and it'll make you smile. But heeeza justa heard bad news - yep uh huh my pal Dusty the DogCat has cancer, serious stuffa. Sooza if youza hazza meowment in betweenza yurza catnaps today, send Dusty a note. His momma and his brofur Rocket Sprocket needza lotsa love and suPURRt right now.
My Friend Dusty The DogCat Would Love To Hear From You Today
May 18th 2009 8:30 am
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A whole buncha cat chat! What a fantasticat time weeza all had in San Franfuncisco Saturday when 5, yep that's Cinque in EyeTailYun or Cinco in EspanYole, uh huh I meanza 5 Catster mommas redezvouzed to meet the famous MR HIGGINS Maitre D cat at Eddie Rickenbackers Restaurant. He's not just a kitty, heeza a humungous dude weighing 27 whopping pounds. He hangs on da bar Momma said and picking him up for a foto op was like working da biceps furza herza.
Myza furiends mommas are catzowey! Wee'za had a visit fromSAUSAGE and MEATBALL'S Pink Monkey Momma - sheeza purrty and hugza likesa she mighta be EyeTailYun! And da purrty momma of my MY 3 SAN JOSE CalEyeFurKneeYah Meowster Pals Galen, Aislen, Alana hugged me too. And and, well derza more, da purrty momma of CHAI LATTE, SUGAR AND LITTLE BITwell, sheeeza a molto bene meowster hugger too. Oh Basta Pasta derza more news and mews cuz my friend LUCI sendsa her exPURRt hugging momma too so can you in yurza 9 lives imagine da cat chat that was going on at Mr Higgins' ristorante? UndoubtaCATically he purrobably excused himself to go and catnap !
Speaking of catnap ... I'ma heading to one!
May 16th 2009 9:05 am
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Catzowey ! ME and myself is so so so ecstaticat today cuzza weeza having an imPURRtant houseguest dis afternoon. Yep uh huh, the momma of my furiends,
SAUSAGE and MEATBALL sheeza flying across da whole United States to come tooza my house. So I'm catnapping and figuring outta whata to wear fur thisa speshule guest.
Weeza going with Catster moms to meet da famous MR HIGGINS Da Maitre'D cat (heeza a frumza Hurriacane Katrina too) AND heeza a Catster with a job: yep uh huh, Mr. Higgins is da Maitre'D cat at a molto famoso San Franfuncisco restaurant. I wishes youza and yurza a nonCATastrophic PURRfeclty fantasticat day and if youza can, finda nice sun ray to catnap in.
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
May 14th 2009 10:51 pm
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Catozwey and I wanna da whole worldza to knowza it's Toulouse's 14th birthday today! Yep uh huh and youza can wish the increducatulous guy fromza PenCilVaneYah a great day - yep uh huh
RIGHT HERE YOU CAN WISH TOULOUSE A HAPPY FANTASTICAT 14TH BIRTHDAY RIGHT HERE
ANDA lasta butta notta least - here's da fabucatulous BIRTHDAY BLOG thata Liliana Housafluff made fur our Birthday Boy .... SPECIAL BIRTHDAY BLOG FOR OUR PAL TOULOUSE
May 5th 2009 8:16 am
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Ay Carumba Cat! It'za da day we all celebrate and eat and eat and eat. Mi amigos ROCKET SPROCKET MARIACHIand DUSTY DOGCAT DOUBLE MARGARITAlives almosta South of da boarder and theyza learned "S" panyole to order theirza meowgaritas and tacos today. Wayza over in PenCilVaneYah, mi amigo TOULOUSE LA TACO HOMBRE izza sending hizza momma to da Taco Bell cuzza theyza catnap inna inky dinky town thatta doesn't have seafood tacos or a bar in the MayHeeCan restaurant. Anda uppa in da Whine County of CalEyeFurKneeYah, my amigo and pawty co-host SALSA KING WILSON J SCOOTER is feasting at his vineyard on imPURRted Tex Mex foodz thenna heeza gonna catnap under da vines fur da wines.
Ole Ole make it a nonCATastrophic day and donta haveza too mucha meowgaritas!!
(furgot to tella youza, me and myself is having meatball tacos!)
May 3rd 2009 10:00 am
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Holy Kentucky and a giganticat CATZOWEY! Me and myself izza honored to
WIN DA KENTUCKY DERBY HAT STROLL!
PInch me and my paws, cuzza I mighta be CalEyeFurKneeYah dreaming! Yo Skeeziz, wazza youza under da influence of too many Meowster Mint Juleps when youza selectacatted da winner???
Most impurrtant is to beeza in da same CATegories with alla youza, wellza, my smitten kitten self is honored anda honored and moreza honored. SpeshuleEyeZonee (thatsa EyeTailYun!) mille meowster thanks to my costume deeziner whooza meowster millinery bizziness sewed mah Derby hat. Itta wasn't so eezee gettin' da horsie to stay on one side and da Jockey on da other - theyza keepsa moving around so my deeziner velcrow-catted them FURmly!
I luvsa my hat deeziner, " J's Catzowey Creashuns" cuzza undoubtacatically sheeza da Cat's Meow and she measured my big EyeTailYun head justa purrfecto.
I'ma gonna kick back today, have a leftover meatball samwich and catnap. Mille Meowster Grazie my furiends! Youza all so speshuleEyeZonee to me and myself. I luvs ya lotsa & lotsa!
May 1st 2009 7:40 pm
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THE DERBY PAWTY LINK FUR HORSING AROUND MAY 2 WITH GUIDO AND WILSON AND FURIENDS
Itza Derby Time and Time to Pawty and maybe a meowvalous Meatball Madness too! Join me and my fantasticat CalEyeFurKneeYah pal and co-host with the most
WILSON J SCOOTER!
Da Armadas of really beeg rigs (yep uh huh like trucks with tons of tires!) are en route to LouieLouieville with da meatballs - so itsa gonna be a fantasticat Kentucky Derby Pawty! Youza gotta be there. See youza and yurself on Saturday May 2nd in CanTuckEe
April 7th 2009 7:44 am
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CATZOWEY CATZOWEY! I slept in this morn and wish I hadn't! Catzowey the increducatulous Catster honored smitten kitten me with a Diary Pick of the Day! Me and my paws wanna host a pawty to celebrate and thank Catster for this meowvalous honor and free nip sauce pasta for all. Now I wish I hadn't slept in so late and I could be enjoying da honor for extra hours.
Pawty? Did someone say Pawty? Reserve May 2nd - can't tell you and your adoracatable self purrcisely why but we'll be horsing around a lot!
Mamamia - my eyeTAILyun whiskers are wiggling being in the fabucatulous company of today's suPURRb Diary Picks: Khaki, Sir Alfie Kneadsalot, Edie and Kaci Sunshine. I've been very sad about the earthquake in my homeland Italia so this is a great PURRk up. I hope all my Catster pals say a little PURRayer for the humans and animals who've lost their homes or lives in Italy.
Mille Meowster Grazie Signore Catster - you are a bello amico!
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
April 6th 2009 9:33 am
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CATZOWEY it's almost time for da wabbit to visit - yep uh huh, Mister Bunny himself in living color is coming to my house on Sunday. So I'm bizzi with sPURRIng cleaning and making my politicatically correct house all nice and colorfully comfy for da dude.
You can check out my smitten kitten stuff right here at
This Week's GUIDO GAZETTE It really is a great way to start your day the Guido way!
March 31st 2009 7:37 am
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Oh I wasn't really catnapping, I was meditating! Had one eye open, yep uh huh, no kidding I really was on guard ! If you don't take SNUZZY's warm and fuzzy blog, you need to sign yur paws up today..... and check me out on this morn's issue hot off the PURRess.
THE SNUZZY BLOG RIGHT HERE
March 28th 2009 10:38 am
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Catzowey ya getsa fantasticat evening!!! My house was filled to the brim with meowvalous San Franfuncisco Catster moms last night - yep uh huh, they accepted my invatashun to come and dine EyeTailYun style - that means platters of food and lotsa furiends and abundacatchat.
They were catchatting up a storm too. But the bestest part was the pawty favors that my furiend Luci sent with her Momma - whoa - impurrted nip Seegars - I thinka the nip is from all the way cross the big oshun, purrobably from eyeTAILya cuz it was fabucatulous stuff. Me and litlte bro Yolo shared a Seegar and wrestled right under all the feets of the Catster mom - that's a total of 8 feet they have.
My whiskers were wiggling knowing we had such speshule moms in our cat house. Skeezix's momma (she made star studded cookies that made Yolo's eyes light up!). The momma of Chai Latte, Sugar and my buddy Little Bit brought da bestest furesh pane (oops that eyeTailyun!) I mean a great big loaf of good bread - you know, the kind that when the mommas eat it, all the crumbs dropsa onto the floor and then we meowsters have fun playing hockey with the crust crumbs!
There's more: my friend Luci also sent all of da meowsters Cat Dancers too and her momma brought a bottle of vino for the moms (those girls sip, nip and chat alot!)
AND there'sa more! Yolo found Skeezix sleeping in his Momma's tote bag - so we woke him up to come to the table cuz I lovesa my best buddy!
So I'm recovering today from the Catster mom's soiree. Gonna be a day of catnaps fur shure and then I'm gonna attack my impurrted Seegar and kick back for a while.
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
March 24th 2009 9:08 pm
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Yep uh huh, times are tumultuously tuff fur everyone who lives anywhere in da whole big world, but me and my smitten kitten self was melted by a plea to help a whole bunch of furs, like an abundacat Catster family who purrobably won't stay together - cuz you know, da humans dey losta their savings. Here's da link to The Tennessee Catsters In Need and youza and yurza self can join our group and stay posted. The administrators are terifficats and they're while we catnap they're working out a meowster multitude of ways to help these cats find homes.PLEASE JOIN the RESCUE RAILROAD
I tells ya, no matter how bad yur catnap is or how many hiss fits yurself is having over humans coming home late, you'll feel better when you read about the Tennessee Catsters In Need.
Mille Grazie to you - you're fantasticat!
March 24th 2009 9:07 pm
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Yep uh huh, times are tumultuously tuff fur everyone who lives anywhere in da whole big world, but me and my smitten kitten self was melted by a plea to help a whole bunch of furs, like an abundacat Catster family who purrobably won't stay together - cuz you know, da humans dey losta their savings. Here's da link to The Tennessee Catsters In Need and youza and yurza self can join our group and stay posted. The administrators are terifficats and they're while we catnap they're working out a meowster multitude of ways to help these cats find homes.Please join the Rescue Railroad
I tells ya, no matter how bad yur catnap is or how many hiss fits yurself is having over humans coming home late, you'll feel better when you read about the Tennessee Catsters In Need.
Mille Grazie to you - you're fantasticat!
March 16th 2009 8:07 am
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Me and my self is alwayza travelling around da globe sPURReading goodwill and raisin awareness for good oranizashuns, but I actualicatically live in the center of da City of San FranFuncisco and I've got 3 really molto bene furiends who live way fur away in Fresno - oops, I think it's called FUResno and dat place is really molto famoso for the dancin' raisins. Remember doza dudes dancin on TeeVee? Yep uh huh the little raisins that danced to MoTown tunes while raisin awareness - like I do septa I donta dance cuz I got 4 left feet.
Wouldn't ya know, my momma and the fabucatulous momma of
CURLY,FLACA, and STANLEY had a meowster momma meet - on a ranch in Tracy this Saturday. That's kind of in between San FranFuncisco and FUResno. Yep uh huh, we meowsters all stayed home alone while our mommas met for furst time at my gramma and grampas ranch. I heard they had a really good time (knowing them they even had wine!) and it was specialEYeZonee visit fur all da humans. Curly's dad and momma are mewsishuns - they brought der stuff: a mandolin and a big guitar too and they played mewsic in my gramma and grampa's house. All their paws were tapping to da great tunes. WOW Curly and Flaca and Stanley are furtunate to have mewsic in derza house. Datsa so eyeTAILyun!
Our mommas look happy and like content-a-cats and CATch what theyza eacha holding: a foto of me and a stuffed animal dats supposed to be Curley .... ah gee wizz, our mommas are adoracatably in luvs with us meowsters.
Have a nonCATastrophic week!
March 12th 2009 2:31 pm
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If youza and yur paws are eyeTAILyun then ya noza dis day is Buon FURtanado - yep uh huh, like good luck. So we meowsters have 9 lives which is very good luck, but maybe good luck will come to us today too. Youza can purrtend youza eyeTAILyun OR I'm making EVERY FUR a little eyeTAILyun today!
What does an eyeTAILyun kitty eat on St. Patrick's Day? Furget da corned beef and cabbage (turns my whiskers in the wrong direczione)
Well catzowey, me and my smitten kitten self is gonna consume "a lotta green". I purrpose da following internazionale menu be served with Irish gusto:
* Pesto Pizza topped with mozzarella wrapped nip leaves.
* Ensalada di greens (basel and green stuff, maybe lettuce or is it
"Let Us Entertain You, you little Leprechauns!)
* Panne di Olivio Vert (yep uh huh, green olive bread fit fur a wee one - how can I catch myself one of doza wee greenie guys?
* Icea Creama impurrted from Dublin - ummm yummy gellato topped with green pistaccios! Datsa Irish fur shure
A little gulp of vino di vine and I'm gonna be feeling perky and fine on St. Paddy's Day!
March 10th 2009 7:34 pm
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CATZOWEY and yep uh huh - I have a new fantasticat furiend who lives almost close to da green Leprechauns in Ireland and I wanna youza to meeta him - he's my molto bene new buddy and fabuloso furiend BERTIE who's a bit far from most of us, cuz Bertie has his litter box and cat bed in LONDON - YEP uh huh, like way across da oshun~ but he's a Catster and I wanna youza to meeta and greeta him..
SAY HELLO TO BERTIE MY CATSTER FURIEND IN LONDON
March 2nd 2009 8:55 am
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Yep uh huh, Ireland and Italia have a lot in common - they're both across da big oshun and they both begin with "I" as in EYEtailYun. My great meowster grampa Guido da Furst from da olde country told me everyone has a little Irish in dem cuz dose Leprechauns were crewsading and on da move sPURReading da cheer and dah little irish jeans. I don'ta thinka they were spayed or neutered!
Lookey here - I bagged myself a little leprechaun dude who was sneaking around my house yesterday gathering up all my green goods . Me and myself caught him just as he was heading out da door with my Top O' Da Morning green beads. He's gonna spend a few weeks learning proPURR EyeTAILyun now and he might stay for Columbus Day cuz he likes green and we serve Pesto on Columbus Day.
Ciao & Meow and don't have a hiss fit today!
February 24th 2009 3:19 pm
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Actualicatically I eatsa da fatta every giorno, not just on Tuesday. But today is a speshule occashun giorno so I'm gonna wine and dine on a giganticat plate of stuff since it's Fat Tuesday! I'm not much into pancakes cuz we don't have doza in eyeTAILya, but my smitten kitten tastebuds are keen on New Oh Leans cuisine - crawfish and oysters and washed down with a big bowl of banana pudding and then some nice warm burrread pudding too. Mama mia it's a time to mangia on Fat Tuesday! Hope we got leftovers on Lean Wednesday,
February 18th 2009 7:09 am
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Catzowey!!! Everyone wake up and read da headlines cu our very own fabucatulous Pawty Host,
WILSON J SCOOTER
is the Cat of the Day. In our house, we think Wilson is the Cat of the day everyday, even on FUReyeDay!
CongratuCATulashuns Wilson and here's to da next Pawty (maybe a Spring Meatball toss! - hee heeeee)
February 16th 2009 8:12 pm
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Catzowey! What a weekend in Paris FURance for the Annual Wilson J Scooter and Baci Valentine's Soiree. Oh mon dieu - this eyeTAILyun kitty has had jet lag since our PURReyeVat jet brought our paws and abundacat purresents back home.
We're crushing the rumors that meatballs were falling from the sky over Paris - must have been a Close Encounter Of The 3rd Kind and I'm taking the Fifth. The furont page of the Paris paper said "MeatBall Madness Descends on Purreeshuns" but it sounded more shee shee and fancy when they wrote in FurAhnSay. And woo woo fur the Furench Fireworks cuz theyz have natural healing powers .. yep uh huh, Rocky my blind kitty pal who regained some site when da fireworks went off frum top oh da Eiffel Tower! More Woo Hoo - Trucker it was catzowey you made it - you rocka mio furiendo!
Great to get home after da fabucat weekend of shopping extravoganza (I'va founda 4 Euros in my Dior back pack pocket), devouring piles of gourmay FURench food and bottles of bubbly - that FURench Cham Pag Knee is yummy and I think some got plastered in Paris! Grazie Wilson fur da lux Penthouse with 100 PurrCent Egypshun cotton robes too - the whole top of da Ritz Hotel that Wilson rented fur us furs was someting to behold!
Momma was so happy to have me home that she made me a speshule eyeTAILyun dinner: big spicey speecey meatballs! Shhhh doncha tell her bout Meatball Madness!
MILLE GRAZIE Wilson J Scooter (you're one fabucat great guy!)
February 12th 2009 1:57 pm
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I wannna fit in with da FURench folks so I got myself a deesigner Baray hat and used the hair growing tonic Wilson J Scooter suggested and VOILA, I'm lookin' kinda like a FURench feline, doncha thinks?
We're jetting off to Paris FURance on FurEYEday the 13th, on board Air Scooter One, headed fur fun ala FURansay. Can't wait to climb dat Eiffel Tower - supposed to be bigger dan my cat tree at home. And have ya seen da PURResidential Suite at the fancy FURench hotel we're staying at, it's the Ritz Paris - oh la la la la.
Come on along and sing the song where Fer Ah Jacque Ah was born and enjoy Valentines Day at the FURench soiree.
THE ANNUAL WILSON J SCOOTER & BACI VALENTINES PAWTY IN PARIS
February 11th 2009 7:30 am
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My FURst tag ever and now youza gonna knowa alla abouta mia ... Don'ta tella anyboda elsa!
Welcome to the new edition of "2009 Get to Know Your Pals"
Toulouse says: Copy this diary entry, and paste it into your diary. Read it & delete my answers. Then you can fill in your own! We can get to know our pals better!! Have fun!! Then send a rosette or pmail to 4 pals and ask them to post it in their diary!!!!
Here we GO!!!!!
1. What color is your collar? COLLAR? I where an eyeTailYun gold chain!
2. What kind of food do you eat? Lasagna and Fish stew from an old Northern Italian family recipe.
3. What are your favorite treats? My favorite treat is going shopping to Johnny Cat Versacci store and buying a new eyeTailyun tie.
4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other?? Basta Pasta! Have you ever met an eyeTailyun who didn't have a roaming eye? I lova da girls and dey all know they're speshule.
5. Do you get Table Scraps? We never have leftovers cuz da eyeTailYun food is so yummy that everybody cleans der plates in my house.
6. What is your favorite toy? Colorado Catnip from Mr. Tigger's store on etsy.
7. When is your Birthday? May 26th - and every year I have a jumbo pawty! Last year da cake looked exactacatically like me!
8. How many times a day do you get to eat? You do know I live with Baci and Yolo so we all eat all day - it's a feast in our house and we love to Mangia Mangia!
9. Do you have a favorite color? Oh si si si - the Red White and Green of the eyeTailYun flag!
10. Do you hope all your pals puts this in their diary? Absoluticatically
THE END.
Now, YOU pick 4 friends:
I'm selectacatting:
Wilson J Scooter
Christopher in Texas
Piper Serendipity
Bumpurr
February 7th 2009 10:06 am
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Yep, uh huh, we're going to spend Valentine's Weekend at a big Pawty in Paris FURance, all complimentary of Wilson J Scooter, Baci's bestest handsome furiend. Got abundacat stuff to do dis week, starting with:
1- Find my PassPurrt cuz ya can't leave da USA without it, well you can leave but you won't get back to your comfy Morgan Bed at home.
2- Pack my FURench Dishuneerry cuz I speak eyeTAILyun. Do you Par Lay Voo Fran Say??
3- Check da weather in FURance -might have to pack my winter fur cuz heard it's brrrrr.
4- PURRchase 2 jumbo huge mancat suitcases to take on da Jet "Air Scooter One" so I can shop shop shop my smitten kitten self silly - yep Wilson is taking buckets of money to treat us all to shopping in Paris - hello Lewey Vitttletone!
5- Send a pmail to da FURench Minister of Hospitality telling him how contentacat we'll be to have their Hospitality.
6- Make reservashun at Top of The Tower, yep, uh huh da Eiffel Tower fur 100 Furs on Feb 14th
THE ANNUAL WILSON J SCOOTER & BACI VALENTINES PAWTY IN PARIS
Bone Jur and Oh Vwah (I tinka data isa FURench)
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
February 4th 2009 7:10 am
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What a week and me and my self wants to say to you, a meowster sized mille grazie and tremendous thank you fur all your suPURRt to get my smitten kitten self into the Bissell Vacuum Pet of the Year semi finals... well I don't know how to tell you this, so hunker down with a cup of strong catnip tea or a frothy feline latte cuz I gotta tell you and yourself. Really, I mean I have to tell you....
Catzowey I made it. Yep, uh huh, I placed 5th in theTOP FIVE PET FOTOS IN WEEK 3 so no more campaign trail or Vote Fur Me notes, now we can get back to Catster antics! Just gotta kick back till March (will that Groundhog dude still be looking fur his furry shadow??) when the big wig judges at the vaccuum masheen company will select their fave foto from 60 semi finalists. Woo hoo!
Headed to be a relaxacat in my Morgan Bed for a day then back to fantasticat fun!
Thanks soooooooo much my Catster buddies - you wiggle my eyeTAILyun whiskers!!
January 27th 2009 8:18 am
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Hello my fellow Catsters! Me and my smitten kitten paws are in the Bissell Vacuum "Pet Of The Year" contest and my meowster mug asks fur yur vote this week - deadline is Feb 2nd so it'd be molto bene meowvalous if you can vote for Guido. If I win, maybe we can feline finagle a Bissell-Catster party at HQ! Woo hoo that idea is Catzowey!
VOTE GUIDO INTO THE SEMI FINALS!
And more fantasticat YOU GOTTA SEE SNUZZ'Y'S BLOGJanuary 28th fur an inside peek to the HQ office (it's clean & tidy too)!
January 26th 2009 4:13 pm
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Catnaps, zzzz's, more catnaps and abundacatnaps - that's the PURRfect life fur us cuz we Catsters catnap 80 PurrCent of our day - that's increducatulous! And you can check out my bed of catzowey choice, The MORGAN BED by clicking HERE
My MORGAN BED is a fantasticat kitty comfy bed creat-a-catted by one of our very own Catsters, Morgan the Pirate Gato, and this cool cat bed (hey he makes dog beds too!) is affurdable too.AND it gets better! You and yur paws can PURRobably have a kitty cover designed to match yur cat house - now that's speshule! Mine matches my eyeTAILyun self... meowvalous monochromatic. Check it out and tell them Guido the Italian Kitty sent you!
Sweet Dreams!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
January 21st 2009 6:24 pm
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Catzowey Catzowey and more Catzowey! The 3 day pawty at Wilson J Scooter's estate in the WHINE Country was increducatulous & speshule that we Catsters came together fur the festivities of da InnAwwwwwwwwwGurAshun and we was purrt of history - in our own hystericatical ways. The politicatical party youza have or dontcha have, was not impurrtant, just being there was what it was all about.Comerahdercats rock!
Here's my New InnAwwwwwwwwGurAshun resolutions cuz the new Purrez says CHANGE is what's in and he claims it's good fur us too (Per Favore.. remember I'm not a US catizen -I'm eyeTAILyun) ..
1- Purrobably won't eat a meatball for another year now having bombed the Estate from my hot air balloon with the picolo tasty & mighty meaty goodies that Wilson's momma made - I thinka I saws 5,000 meatballs on Tuesday and not all on a platter!
2- No way am I ever ever hookin' up my table top fan to a hot air balloon again!
3- Mud - it now has a new meaning and is somethingah healthy - like dose mud baths we all took.
4- Makin' Bacon - Mille Grazie to Wilson's Chef fur making 100 lbs of bacon each giorno - gosh hope you didn't slip down the ladder when you were piling it all up fur us furs!
5- Margaritaville - Oh Christopher your adorakitty self has put Jimmy Buffet on hold! Youz might win a Grammy Cat Award next year fur singing this molto bene tune whicha isa nowa "Songa di Cristoforo"!
6- Da Big Screen PURReyevate Theatre with our own comfy cushy seats to watch the new PURResident- well I wish I could change my life to have one like Wilson's!
7- Aging: there is no such thing! We Catsters pawtied hawty from 1 yr to 20 - so no changing our ways - hey we're creatures of habit!
Mille Grazie Wilson fur the magical vahcashun at yur Estate - It's fantasticat yur a successful transpurrtation mogul & owner of da vines, and molto bene newz is that yur just a great guy too & the host with da most!
We send our condolences to the Catsters who couldn't make it to Pawty in the WHINE Country cuz it was meowvalous catzowey event!
January 18th 2009 6:38 pm
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WOW catzowey and more wow catzowey! My speshule furiend Wilson J Scooter is having a funtasticat pawty Monday at his vineyard in the beeYOUteeFull Napa Valley - ahh jist the thot of the terrain makes my Italian heart purr thinkin of those italian grapes growing and all the mice that are racing from vine to vine.
Ooop so I jist got off course. Ok here's the scoop di giorno. IF you wanna bring you and your paws and yur Catster fam to the celebration at Wilson's estate, then come on along. Being the transPURRtation mogal meowster that he is, he can get you to the pawty with ease: you can opticat for a trip on his "Air SCOOTER One" purrEYEvat jet, or take the AmCAT Train or if you live a little close he'll send one of his many Catillacs with PURRsonal DurrEyeVer. So be sure you pmail Wilson at
WILSON J SCOOTER THE BEST HOST
to reserve your meowster mode of transPURRtation to the Pawty.
It's gonna be molto bene abundacat fun food and good times with our Catster pals and on Tuesday we'll watch the Inauguration on the very beeeeeg TV screen of the purrsonal Theatre at Wilson's estate. He says each of us gets our own Chaise Cat Lounge! Just be a a genericat, a democat, a republicat or an indipendiktity - whatever you are, you're welcome - hey we Catsters need to be part of History. If yur humans are concerned about you - they can follow our meowvalous activities (do we have to cat chat about our lounging in the warm sun rays at Wilson's pool?) at
FOLLOW THE FUN IN THE WHINE COUNTRY
January 13th 2009 8:06 am
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Catozowey! It wouldn't be a normal month if me and my smitten kitten paws weren't in a fabucat contest so starting off our New MEW year, I've entered my meowster mug to win the Bissell Pet Of The Year honors - woo hoo I wanna be their spokescat for 2009. We've got abundacat fur in our cat house & I could purrmote fur them all the merits of their PURRoducts.
This contest is a little tricky but they won't outfox we Catsters. Gotta vote every Tuesday for a bunch of weeks (yep till March) so don't catnap thru this weekly contest. If I win, we're gonna have a big Catster party and you'll be there!
VOTE FOR GUIDO in the BISSELL MVP Photo Contest 2009!
January 6th 2009 7:31 pm
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It's a Catzowey day in the City by the Bay cuz my smitten kitten paws were so bizzi with hosting
Margo RKN and Mickey The MEOWLY Weds
Itz catzowey cool they married on 01/01/09!) and are on their Hunney Moon cross country... Paws UP for these 2 Catsters! It was fureeezing here in San Fran today, but we meowster motored them to the Golden Gate Bridge on my yacht the "Cat Adventure", hosted them at home for furesh Dungenese crabs and went to my kitty cellar of fine feline wines to bring out the MEOWLOT and Cabercat Sauvignon vintage wines - hey my furiends are hunney mooning and they're my Catster pals! So nothing but the best for them.
Now they're sleeping soundly in our San Fran home - we got a spechule jungle bed for them - woo hoo! If yur curious as a cat, it's kind of like a Tanzania Lion Sized Bed -jist for their spechule visit. Oh it's fantasticat seeing these 2 adoracats in meowvalous luv. And manana they'll be on their way to MayHEEkow! EYE karumba kitty!
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
THE GUIDO GAZETTE
Start Your Day The Guido Way!
December 29th 2008 8:57 pm
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Heck no, we are Catsters,
And we are all terificatically fine.
I'd never wanna furget you, my furiends who I met in '08,
Specially those who suPURRted my TV debut when I didn't leave the gate!
My 9 lives are enhanced with knowing you and your fams,
There are so many of us! If we were Beavers, we'd be building dams.
The past year was abundacatically filled with chaos and change,
Hey a new fam in the White House and if they don't get a cat well that's strange!
So bring out the hats and the streamers galore,
We kitties can bat around the bubbly corks all over the floor.
If you're curious as a cat to know what I'm doing in '09,
Well it's not heading to the aerobicat club or changing how I dine.
There's no such thing as furgettin' a furiend,
We're Catsters furever, till the very end.
Hope you have a nonCATastrophic Mew Year & abundacat thanks for being my catzowey friend. Here's to a fine '09 and fantasticatnaps too!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO The Italian Kitty
December 7th 2008 11:00 pm
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Catzowey! It's the 2nd week of December and I'm busy making my list and checking it twice, and I assure you that I'm never meowster naughty but always fantasticatically nice. Tis the season to be jolly (please don't eat the Holly!) and dreams of sugar coated mice are dancing big time in my head while I slumber away in my "made in Italy" sleigh bed.
Gingerbread houses are popping up here and there, but hard for a kitty to fit into, so I kickback and just stare. Santa Paws is busy up north so they say, I think he's got a herd of mice working for minimum wage pay.
You deck the halls and just give me my catnip balls! Oh Holy meow, the star is brightly shining, but I'd much rather be sitting as the centerpiece wondering when we're dining.
We can rock around the Christmas tree and hang our stockings too, but if I don't get my catnap I'll be turning blue Christmas in front of you.
Frosty the snow dude is a jolly old soul they say, but here in sunny California he'd be melting away. So it's on Dancer and Vixen and Rudy too, honestly I don't know the others names, haven't got a clue!
My Italian stocking is hung and it's catzowey galore - gotta wait till the 25th to get it down on the floor.
I wish you all a Buon Natale and please oh please, be sure you pawsatively come thru these Holly Daze with abundacat ease.
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic, jolly and not so dazed December!
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO The Italian Kitty
Start Your Day The Guido Way
December 3rd 2008 8:57 am
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How purroud I am to be a Catster, knowing our catzillion Catster paws are crossed and purraying today for Muppet (and her Vet and her family).
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO The Italian Kitty
November 23rd 2008 10:52 pm
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Who doesn't adoracat a turkey leftover the day after Thanksgiving! It's the Cat's Meow but nothing like having it furesh on Thursday. Absoluticatically we mighty meowsters should not catnap on Thanksgiving Day, but should purrfectly plan our day and manage to spend abundacat time UNDER the Thanksgiving table as it's inevitable that some human will drop tidbits of goodies - they say "ohhh it slipped off my fork" or the West Coast folks scream "oh my gosh my golly I think we just had an earthquake that jolted the food off the table"! Uh huh - oh sure! Great excuses for we meowsters who huddle under their ankles lying in wait for the tidbits to drop. PURRaise the lord these people are not neat and tidy!
So while you're PURRusing your dining situation for this Thanksgiving Day - a blessed event and a food-o-ganza fur sure, will you vote for my momma cat? Yep, my Baci who has tolerated me for 2 years and taught me my smitten kitten manners, is a finalist at 13 yrs of age - yep she's in the FUNNY FACE CATegory - so please toss her a pawsative vote - the Olde Orange Furt deserves it - I give her my GUIDO 4 Paws UP life achievement award!
VOTE FOR BACI AND HER FUNNY FACE for Best in Show!
November 17th 2008 7:21 pm
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Absoluticatically I am a Catzillioniare! I didn't win the $ 1 million on Think Like A Cat, but nobody did and I'm rich in furiends which in my kitty catulations ads up to way way way more than $ 1 million in green stuff (besides I'm a cat and I don't have a bank account so what would I do with all that green money?). So, what's an Italian Kitty to do now? Catnap and play with my Catster pals! Woo hoo and you have all kept me going the past months with meowvalous words of supuurt and gifts galore, and my smitten kitten self cannot begin to say Mille Grazie (yep that's EyeTaleeyun) and thanks to your humans too fur letting ya be the best furiends an Italian kitty ever had!
I decked out on Saturday night and my best furiend Skeezix loaned me his tuxedo tie cuz my customized kitty couture tie got lost in customs en route from Italy cuz AliTALEyah airlines is on strike. Wanna see our pawty photos - here you go!
SKEEZIX AND GUIDO PAWTY BIG TIME!
The surprise of the evening was definicatically NOT the none pawsative end of the game show (what cat treks down a race track when disco lights are fluttering above and auto cameras zipping by on little tracks -isn't that more exciting than a can of meowmix!!?) . I was mewsmerized by it all.
My best show night surprise was sharing pasta ala catnip with Ted Rheingold, the Tom Cat of Catster and Big Dog of Dogster who joined me and my furiends for the celebration. And Tailer's Dad, Anders fresh off the plane from Sweden showed up too (without any Swedish herring to nosh on). We didn't exacticatically have a smorgasbord but we wined and dined on an abundacat Italian feast.
Ciao & Meow to my Fabucat Catster Pals!
GUIDO The Italian Kitty
START YOUR DAY THE GUIDO WAY!
November 9th 2008 9:42 pm
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It's show time!
Are you wondering if I taught our game show host Chuck Woolery the art of fantasticat catitude? And if you want to see how 8 cool Catestants compete for a $1 million grand PURRize (meowstah - that's a lot of new litter!), curl up on a family member's lap with some vintage catnip and catomille tea and tune in to enjoy the Meow Mix Think Like A Cat show. I can let a little cat out of the bag: it was a fantasticat time and me and my paws went to Hollywood - kind of like California Dreamin' and I could be a Million Dollar Baby too! Catzowey!!!
The show PURRmiers Saturday November 15th at 9:30pm ET on the Game Show Network (GSN). So don't catnap and miss it - I need my Catster pals to pawsatively cheer me on!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO The Italian Kitty
October 17th 2008 4:57 pm
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Catzowey - Baci is in a contest - The Funniest Face division in CATSTER Contest...check out her red tabbie self AND cast your vote for my fantasticat red tabbie with Catitude.
CAST YOUR PAWSATIVE VOTE HERE FOR BACI
And wanna see me as you never see me? With my best furiend and sitting, yep sitting.
SEE FOR YOURSELF AND VOTE YOUR PAWS
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO The Italian Kitty
September 2nd 2008 9:55 pm
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Dollywood and Bollywood have nothing over Hollywood! Catzowey folks, this is the cat's meow when you set your 4 paws upon Sunset Boulevard at Sunset and at Sunrise too, and then retreat to the luxurious Hotel Palomar to kick back and catnap. Uh huh, it's a cat's life for sure in Hollywood with the abundacat sun rays which are more PURRvalent than the sun rays in my San Fran.
Tune your paws in for the meowvalous update of just what took my 4 mighty meowster paws out of the City By the Bay to Hollywood , land of California Dreaming and Day of the Cat, and let's toss in What's New Pussy Cat! If my smitten kitten ears hear those tunes one more time I may have a hiss fit. My whiskers are wiggling to tell ya where I've been, but ya gotta just catnap and stay tuned for a little while longer - you know maybe a long catnap. Pinch my paws, am I dreaming?
So while you're on countdown to find out why my paws and me went to Hollywood, check out the Guido Gazette, and start your day the Guido way at http://theguidogazette.blogspot.com.
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty
July 20th 2008 9:45 am
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My fantasticat friend Little Bit (oh yes we meowsters of San Francisco bond together) has tagged me and asked me to use my smitten kitten mind to announce:
The 6 things I'm not PURRfectly Pawsatively fond of (yep, you got it, things I don't like):
1- A foggy day in San Fran that hides sun rays.
2- Riding the Cable Car in my meowvalous Mom's backpack as the streets of San Francisco wiz by and make my whiskers wiggle the wrong way.
3- Friends who talk the wrong Italian dialect to me - it's gotta be the right cat chat for this Italian Kitty!
4- Pizza with not enough catnip pesto sauce
5- When a human calls me "Gueeds" - hiss fit time!
6- Bad catitude (the 2-leggeds have this as well!)
And now, the 6 fun feline pals I'm going to TAG are:
Mercedes (Mercy)
Romeo in Texas
Midnight & Nimbus in Washington
Bo
Stanley in Fresno
Oliver & Dewey
TAG! Your paws are it!!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty
July 13th 2008 10:16 am
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Pinch me, am I dreaming in a long catnap? Cat of the Day amongst abundacat felines? What a meowvalous honor bestowed upon my Italian paws on July 7,2008!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty
June 19th 2008 7:46 am
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I'm Guido - The Italian Kitty and I am in Animal Assisted Therapy with the San Francisco SPCA. 2 days a month I visit an adult day care center for folks who are a bit challenged - just not as agile as me the mighty meowster. I wear my AAT vest and I have a pal, Stanley the Guinea Pig who is also an AAT volunteer.
Catster is cool and I'm PURRusing the pages looking for fun feline friends. It wiggles my whiskers to see so many of us enjoying sun rays and great homes.
Start your day the Guido Way with The Guido Gazette www.theguidogazette.blogspot.com
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty
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