WOWZA MEOWZA - Give Me The Birthday Gift That Keeps On Giving

Before my EyeTailYun eyes know it, I'ma soon no longer Super 6 and more soon turning lucky 7 on Sunday May 26th. Now how duz dat time passes by so more quickly than my San Franfuncisco FOG rolls in every night?

And knowing YOU, I thinks youza purrrobably thinking about what is the purrrfecto gift to give an EyeTailYun kitty?

Listen close pal cuz I'ma begging, yep uh huh begging for Happy Birthday GUIDO gifts - and the purrfecto gift for Me is a donation to PAWS "Pets ARE Wonderful Support" cuz they help Seniors & persons with illness keep their pets in their homes! I luvs luvs luvs PAWS and we even shampooches the pooches and takes the pets to the Vets & gives free food and toys and blankies.

Can YOU give Me & Myself the purrrfecto Happy Lucky Super 7th Birthday gift? PRESS YUR PAW HERE TO GIVE ME THE PURRFECTO HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIFT

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Purrfecto Week To Meet & Greet Signore Bunny

CATZOWEY! Me & Myself is revving up to meet & greet dat Signore Bunny whooza gonna be arriving soon with his Furrari car trunk filled with colored cool eggs. Signore Bunny is like more famous to me than even da Pope! Hey remember I'ma Italian and CAT-Oh-Lic!

This week, itza Holy Cannoli Week, and every day, yep uh huh, I'ma doing quality inspectacatting testing on carrots and more carrots to be shure dat Signore Bunny has purrrfecto foods here in San Franfuncisco, the City of Saint Francis - yep uh huh weeza here in the City dat luvs luvs luvs any paws and all anipals.

Gotta gets Me & Myself back to the kitchen line cuz duzzens and duzzens of eggs gonna be arriving then all the Peeps coming to purrrticipate.

Happy Easter week tooza youza!

Hug The One Youza Luvs - Yep Uh Huh

I recently losted my EyeTailYun Grampaw who always loved holding me in his lap when I would do dat "relatively cool cat visit" to him. So, Now Grampaw is in Heaven and I gots to tells ya, as a Man Cat that there is nothing bettah than enjoying every meowment of da life cuz even with NINE LIVES, it'za really only dat 1 life that is so speshule to all of us.

Hug da one youza luvs and remember to hugs them abundacatically ALL the time - like Velcro yurself to them and sit in their dinner plate, and also sit on them when theyza snoring on the sofa AND sit on their clean folded warm laundry too! Yep Uh HUH - express YUR feline luv all the time!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO

MEW Years Eve Message Tooza Youza

There's a party of life going on all around da world and also right here,
Itza a celebration to last all thru the year,
So bring your good times and your laughter too,
Me & Myself gonna celebrate 2013 with YOU !

It's time fur shure, to come together in any weather,
And itza up to you to say "Hello sistah, hi ya bruddah and you too with dat feather".
Come on and celebrate it now
And I gives youza the Happy Mew Years Kiss that's an EyeTailYun WOW!

Pop a cork, go to da pawty or be home watching da TeeVee,
Whatever we duz on Mew Years Eve is Ok with me.

Come on furiends, letza celebrate, and cheer and I wantza you to hear,
Me and Myself hopes 2013 is YOUR year.

Join me at WORLDWIDE PEN PAWS "News Years Eve Pawty" so youza ringy dingy dings in the MEW year with furiends. http://www.catster.com/forums/group/thread/763190

Happy MEW Year!
Amore,
Guido

Historicatically Speaking ...

It's Thanksgiving week in the USA and do you know WHY it's the week of Thanks? Well , purrrobably for da following reasons:

1) The Pilgrims sailed from England to the USA to have dinner one day.

2) All 3 ships sailed and dontcha think there musta been a cat on 1 of them boats?

3) When the PIlgrims landed on the shores of the USA theyza says "Hooray let's eat."

4) So the nice native purrsons purrrpared all their favorito dishes but theyza couldn't serve Pizza can nobody ever heard of EyeTailYun pizza on those shores and there was no PIzza Pie delivery anywhere.

5) Cuz they had no Pizza, theyza all feasted on Turkey and wild Taters and abundacat wild Punkin Pies made with wild nip freshly picked from the fields.

6) Then theyza all hugged each other and said "I'ma so so so thankful to meetcha"

So they all gave thanks for this speshule dinner and that's why we gives thanks on THANKSGIVING.

Happy Thanksgiving wishes tooza youza from Me & Myself!

The End

Start Your Day The Guido Way!

Catzowey! Here'sTHE GUIDO GAZETTE especially for YOUza my Catster furiends!

Grab yur Catpuccino, kick back on a comfy bed or on top of that warm just folded laundry stuff, and chilax while reading Catzowey News & Mews!

Boxed IN? Enter the Picture in this Catzowey contest!

My furiends at FELIDAE have a meowvalous contest fur us meowsters: submit a fun foto of you IN a box, or ON a box and youza may be the winner of FREE Felidae foods

I only eats FELIDAE and it's what keeps me healthy, uber happy & handsome too!
So get dat foto of you and yur favorito Box entered & PRESS YUR PAW HERE FOR CONTEST ENTRY INFO

Come On Along With Me To My Job

We Catsters have 9 meowvalous lives but the humans don't. So my job makes me purr cuz I knows the Seniors I visits only has 1 life, yep uh huh, so I wanna make their day more meowvalous.

CATSTER has published this amazing story - yep uh huh my Staff wrote it and youza gonna see fotos of Me & Myself on the job - psssst, because I takes my job seriously I always wears my work Tie to work.

In between yur catnaps and chasing buggies in the windows, youza can READ ALL ABOUT MY JOB with the special Seniors that make me purr. Me & Myself thinks youza gonna be purring too.

The PURResidency

What do you think if I toss my golden pawty hat in the ring and run for PURResident? My Purresidential platform would include:

* Healthcare coverage for all Meowsters and our visiting furiends from other countries.

* The lowering of our kitchen counters so access is more accessible.

* No tax on our Internet Catnip purchases.

* More mandatory catnap time for we middle meowster class citizens.

* Fix up recycling centers to take our old litter boxes and make something new with them.

* Free night classes for all Feral Felines.

* Move the White House to the CATskills - more feline furiendly.

I'm purrrpondering if I should run but youza must know I'ma not a Democat, nor a Republicat and purrrhaps an Indapendakitty. Might have to change my birthplace cuz I was born in EyeTailYuh - yep uh huh. That means I'd be the 1st ever Purresident having PIzza Meowgarita bake-offs and Ravioli races every week! Lemme know whatcha think

Ciao & Meow!

Miles of Smiles

Catzowey! A meowvalous new group, Worldwide Pen PAWS is awesome, open to every fur & it sends miles of smiles all around the World.

All youza gotta do is either meow or woof and youza welcome. Come on over and play the monthly contest to win FREE ZEALIES! Yep uh huh thatza funtastic way to meet and greet new furs all around the Planet. See ya at Worldwide Pen PAWS where the PAWStastic mail doesn't require a stamp!

TRAVEL to Worldwide Pen PAWS now!