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Hoorazatini! Pass me a Meowtini cuz Catster not closing!

February 12th 2014 4:16 pm
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Me & Myself just read the supurrrbo news and itza so so so exciting! Weeza can stay here and keep on playing with our meowvalous furiends.

http://www.catster.com/the-scoop/catsters-commu nity-features-not-shutting-down

Hoorayzatini! Make that a double Meowtini and top it with Nip too!

 

Arriverderci Caster/Dogster and Hello My Furever Friends

January 16th 2014 7:47 pm
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Catzowey! Itza fur shure that weeza all grabbing abundant boxes of dat Kleenex stuff to wipes away the eye water since we hears today Catster/Dogster shutting down their paws. I feels the pain just like YOU. No matter where yur paws are on this Planet, weeza all crying cuz weeza sad knowing whatza gonna happen on dat 3rd day of March this year -- itza gonna take us all away frum each other cuz this is where we comMEWnicates.

BUT i gotta say nobody izza immortal - even though we meowsters got 9 lives & our Pooch pals got worldly life long woofs, weeza still not living forever and either is Catster/Dogster. So letza celebrate from nowza till the end on March 3rd, all the fabuloso furiends weeza made!

I can tells you frum that furry bottom of my EyeTailYun kitty heart that I has meeted and greeted dogsters-catsters virtually AND in real life and my registered rescue kitty heart izza bubbling over, cuz of all those furiends like YOU. So letza not cry but letza CELEBRATE our friendships, just like when we rings out an ol' year and welcomes in dat Mew year.

Just gotta purrrponder how weeza all stays in touch now - hmmmmmzatini - get me a MeowTini! AND a Man Cat sized box of dat Kleenex stuff!

 

Join Our Furiends at Fancy Pants Cafe - Football Pool for ZEALIES Galore!

January 13th 2014 8:48 pm
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Our pals at Fancy Pants Cafe gotta da mostest funtastic doggone great Football pool going on - and youza can win FREE ZEALIES! SO CHECK IT OUT nowza before Caturday arrives .. game izza coming pupa.

(pssst- Go San Fran NINERS go!) hee hee hee

http://www.catster.com/forums/group/thread/794856/3

 

Abundacat Thanks To The Pilgrims

November 28th 2013 7:58 am
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Today izza purrfecto day to give da PAWS up up up to the Pilgrims for coming all the way cross dat giganticat ocean so so so many years ago, cuz if theyza never got into those inky dinky boats and headed out, weeza not be having Thanksgiving Day today.

Me & Myself purrponders if the Pilgrims had GPS 'Great Pilgrim Service" to guide dem or if they just put their paws on dat map finder deeevice and bampzatini, theyza sees land and a sign dat says "Welcome to The USA today" ! Yep uh huh itza pawsible.

Then when the Pilgrims gots off those inky dinky boats, theyza hungry folks so they pulled out their Pilgrim Phones and called everybody to come on over for Turkey extravaganza. Catzowey cuz every hour theyza devouring a giganticat feast with foodz and more foodz, and hugging furiends, and laffing and having a funtastic day.

I duzn't think theyza took any leftovers home cuz zippy locked baggies wasn't invented way back then but theyza purrrobably all came right over the next day to have leftovers on dat " FurEyeDay but Notta Black FurEyeDay"

So, yep uh huh, so to honor the brave Pilgrims, weeza salutes their meowvalous courage and gonna shares a meal with furiends and give abundacat hugs for their furiendship.

The End

 

Wanna Helps Me Select My Halloween Costume ?

October 27th 2013 5:41 pm
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Catzowey! What's an EyeTailYun kitty to do when he can't decide which deeziner costume to wear for Twicks and Treating? So, it's fur shure II reaches out to YOU my meowster pals to helps me find the purrfecto outfit.

Your cat eyes can see all my meowvalous choices at this week's edition of THE GUIDO GAZETTE. Pssst, dontcha go and catnap on me - get on over now cuz Halloween izza coming sooooon and I needs your purrfecto help!

Here is my inky dinky linky:

http://theguidogazette.blogspot.com/2013/10/its-pu rrrowling-howling-costume-week.html

Ciao & Meow & BOO too!

 

Oh No! I'm Living la Vida Solo

September 26th 2013 7:06 pm
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Me & Myself gonna suggests you get yur paws over to my lil brofur's Diary - yep Grazie's got news in "Grooving With Grazie" ...


http://www.catster.com/cats/1235762 Datza his page fur youza.

Amore,
Guido

 

Checking In With Meowvalous You !

August 5th 2013 9:32 pm
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Catzowey - I finds the dayz zippity zip by so so so fast and sometimes Me & Myself catnapping and bamzatini, before we both knows it, it's tomorrow and time to start all over again doing catnaps and eating and meeting and greeting.

So before tomorrow leaves and the next dayz arrive, I wanna shares a funtastic issue of THE GUIDO GAZETTE with terrificat you.

http://theguidogazette.blogspot.com

 

On The Job - Yep I'ma Working Therapy Cat

July 8th 2013 8:56 pm
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The other day I had my Staff call my personal LimOhZeen driver and weeza went to my job cuz I'ma certified Animal Assisted Therapy cat. Weeza arrived at the Seniors Center where I has had my job now for 6 years. Tthat's abundacat time to be working cuz I just turned 7 so youza could say I been working all my life, yep uh huh.

My job has good benefits with no deductibles: I I gets abundacat massages, kissy kitty kisses, tail rubz, petting on my EyeTailYun head, cheek schmoodles and oodles of smothering, compliments and more compliments, tummy tum tum rubs and well itza full benefits job. Nothing like it at any other companies.

Working with my 52 special needs Seniors makes my purr masheen rev uppa and not stop cuz theyza adorable and I even communicates with some whooza duzn't talk peoples talk. Itza like a secret language tween me & myself and my special needs Seniors.

So if youza looking for a job with a full bowl of benefits, just sign uppa for Animal Assisted Therapy cuz itza the job that keeps on giving, and giving and giving....

Ciao & Meow!

 

WOWZA MEOWZA - Give Me The Birthday Gift That Keeps On Giving

May 22nd 2013 10:35 pm
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Before my EyeTailYun eyes know it, I'ma soon no longer Super 6 and more soon turning lucky 7 on Sunday May 26th. Now how duz dat time passes by so more quickly than my San Franfuncisco FOG rolls in every night?

And knowing YOU, I thinks youza purrrobably thinking about what is the purrrfecto gift to give an EyeTailYun kitty?

Listen close pal cuz I'ma begging, yep uh huh begging for Happy Birthday GUIDO gifts - and the purrfecto gift for Me is a donation to PAWS "Pets ARE Wonderful Support" cuz they help Seniors & persons with illness keep their pets in their homes! I luvs luvs luvs PAWS and we even shampooches the pooches and takes the pets to the Vets & gives free food and toys and blankies.

Can YOU give Me & Myself the purrrfecto Happy Lucky Super 7th Birthday gift? PRESS YUR PAW HERE TO GIVE ME THE PURRFECTO HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIFT

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Purrfecto Week To Meet & Greet Signore Bunny

March 23rd 2013 4:35 pm
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CATZOWEY! Me & Myself is revving up to meet & greet dat Signore Bunny whooza gonna be arriving soon with his Furrari car trunk filled with colored cool eggs. Signore Bunny is like more famous to me than even da Pope! Hey remember I'ma Italian and CAT-Oh-Lic!

This week, itza Holy Cannoli Week, and every day, yep uh huh, I'ma doing quality inspectacatting testing on carrots and more carrots to be shure dat Signore Bunny has purrrfecto foods here in San Franfuncisco, the City of Saint Francis - yep uh huh weeza here in the City dat luvs luvs luvs any paws and all anipals.

Gotta gets Me & Myself back to the kitchen line cuz duzzens and duzzens of eggs gonna be arriving then all the Peeps coming to purrrticipate.

Happy Easter week tooza youza!

 
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