'Grandad' Joseph Conrad


Domestic Shorthair
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Home:Stroud, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom  
Age: 17 Years   Sex: Male

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Nicknames:
'Rad', 'Piss-Pot' 'you horrible old bugger'

Kitty Complexion:
 Activeness 
sleepyvery active
 
 Intelligence 
sillygenius
 
 Curiosity 
not curiousvery curious
 
 Friendliness 
timidaffectionate
 
 Vocal 
not vocalvery vocal
 

Likes:
me and my male human person; raw minced lamb, peeing over anything new (especially plastic carrier bags), lurking in doorways to grab the ankles of any unwary visitors , fighting anything that moves, eg. big dogs, small cats, elephants, crocodiles !!

Pet-Peeves:
people (except me and my male human person), lots of noise, other cats (except Tambolina)

Favorite Toy:
live mice (not so much now he is old - but when he was young he was a HUNTER)

Favorite Nap Spot:
on my head - he then proceeds to suck my hair and snuffle loudly until he has enraged me and I throw him off and take him out to feed him!!

Favorite Food:
raw minced lamb - every morning until about 1.00pm he goes 'meoupp, meoupp' until he has been fed as much minced lamb as he wants.....then he goes to his day-bed until the evening .....then he goes 'meoupp, meoupp' again.......

Skills:
He is prepared to pee anywhere and fight anything that moves

Dwells:
indoors and outdoors

Arrival Story:
He was born to a factory cat.....she lived in a factory....belonging to no-one......a kind man who worked in the factory took her and her kittens home with him and advertised to find them homes......Grandad Conrad came to us.......he has always been frightened of noise...the way we got him in, when he was young and feisty, was to bash two saucepan lids behind him and he would scoot into the house, his bottom covered in blue sparks!!!! He has mellowed a lot now he is old, and is not so frightened and aggressive as he was......Oh, but he is full of spirit still.....he is wonderful......

Lives Remaining:
9 of 9

Forums Motto:
look into the darkness for truth......

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archetypal patter of paws, Blackies!!, Grandad Conrad's Athletic School, HAVEN for the Economically Challenged, Multiple Cat households!!!, Olde Furts, PAWS Angels WAGS for Kindness, PURRS N WOOFS VILLAGE

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I've Been On Catster Since:
June 14th 2008 More than 1 year!

Catster Id:
799147

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