November 7th 2008 2:32 pm
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I went to work with mom today =)
I was soo happy, well, of course not on the bus and metro on the way to work but definatly once I got there. I got pet and fauned over by every one who came in. I got to sit on mommy's desk and she pet me even when I was in her way and she couldn't "Enter her orders" or answer the phone properly she still pet me =)
But now it's time to go home =(
What's that mom we have to stop at the VET on the way home????
why didn't you tell me sooner I would have REFUSED to come=(
Aw well I guess that just the way life goes.
BUMMER =(
September 24th 2008 8:15 pm
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My Mommy did the worst thing ever today.
SHE GAVE ME A BATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate baths they are the worst thing in the world even worse than Desert picking on me.
Mommy said I had dandruff and that I needed a bath to get rid of it she also said "Why can't you be more like your brothers and clean your self more".
Can you beleive that she said that I'm dirty!!!!!
Nope I just don't like cleaning my self and I don't like to contort my self into those weird positions to get to the hard to reach places. Then I would have to deal with HAIRBALLS!! Since mommy had to change my food to the special stuff for desert I have so many more of them.
So mom brought me into the bathroom and I yawoled and yawoled and tried really hard to get out of that yucky water. Then mommy started to rub and rub and rub me in all the nice places and I started not to mind tooo much and sort of enjoyed it. With all the antics that Desert has been pulling latley mommy doesn't get to spend much time with me so I enjoyed our "alone" time today. Then she rinsed me and I was FREE!!!!!!
The other good thing about today is that mommy gave me some margarine yum yum yum !!!!! I was nice too and shared some with Forest.
Then I got to laugh at Desert and Forest because mommy decided to wash them too!!!!
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
Anyways I'm going to finish drying off now and get some sleep =)
bye bye
September 5th 2008 10:59 am
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I knew it ! I knew it! I knew it!
Last night mom put me in the bathroom all alone for a couple of hours. I thought something was up!!
When she let me out she went in and put my poo in a little baggie. I was getting more suspichious!!!!
Then this morning she wouldn't let me out. At this point I was really worried!!!
Then she took IT out (the cat carrier that is). Now I was starting to FREAK!!!
Then she put me in IT. I was a gonner!!
We walked up to this place that had a post office a did something called "paying rent" - not sure but I think that means we have a roof over our head for another month.
Then she took me on the METRO (subway for everyone else) I started to relax thinking that there would be no vets as this is not how we go. NOPE, this is how we go to mommy's work. I thought I was safe!!!
But when we got to the building were mommy works she didn't bring me up to her office she went around to the side of the building and into a vet office. I IKNEW IT!!!!!!
I should have never trusted mommy. I thought well this won't be too bad because I like Dr. B. - SHAFTED again !!!!!!!!
It wasn't Dr. B. but a different lady Mommy seemed to like her so what other choise did I have but to relax.
Then mommy got really upset because no one ever told her that because Forest is a little hunter we could get tape worms, and were as mommy had the understanding that our Revolution would work on that, aparently it doesn't. Mommy was scared!!!! But the Lady was nice and gave mommy a pill to give me and my brothers so that we don't have to worry about that any more. We have to take it three times a year. (YUCK I HATE PILLS!!!!!!!!!)
I was happy though because I didn't get stuck with that sharp pionty thing. Mommy says that I have to go back in december for that HO NO!!! According to mommy this trip was only to "OPEN MY FILE" what ever that means.
Then I got to go to mommy's office and spend the rest of the day with her.
So not too bad a day the only REALLY uncomfortable thing was the thermometer up the butt (I REALLY HATE THAT). but that only lasted a few seconds.
And, BONUS I get to spend the day with mommy =)
August 14th 2008 11:59 am
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SO MOM JUST LET US KNOW THAT DESERT IS STAYING.
DESERT IS HAPPY, FOREST IS NOT. ME?? WHO CARES I'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT WHILE THE OTHER TWO ARE OUT SIDE I COME IN THAT WAY I HAVE MOM ALL TO MY SELF. I DON'T NEED TO FIGHT OR ANYTHING AND WITH THIS NEW LITTER BOX THE OTHER 2 ARE USING I'M STAYING WITH THE OLD ONE NO ONE TO BOTHER ME THERE EITHER.
NOW IF ONLY WE COULD GET RID OF THE NEW NEIGHBOR HOOD CAT. THE GIG MEANY.
June 21st 2008 11:30 am
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TODAY MOMMY DID THE STRANGEST THING. SHE PUT A LITTER BOX OUT SIDE. NEAR WHERE WE GO OUT!!!!!!!!!!
SHE SAYS THAT SHE WANTS US TO START USING THAT RATHER THAN THE NEIGHBOURS GARDENS. CAN U BELEIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
MOMMY SAYS THAT THE NEIGHBOURS DON'T LIKE IT WHEN WE USE THIER GARDENS, AND THAT THEY ARE GETTING MAD AT US. SHE SAID THAT WE SHOULD USE THE LITTER BOX SO THAT NO ONE DOES SOMETHING MEAN TO US.
WELL WE'LL SEE WHAT WE DO MY INSTINCT TELLS ME TO REBEL!!!!!!
I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHO HAS OUT SMARTED WHO.
BYE I WANT TO GO TAKE MY NAP NOW.
GOSMOT
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