Go away, extra panther gatos!

That eemposter panther gato was back again tonight. The mama lady came home and saw heem seeting een our keetchen weendow. So she came eenside and took heem some food. Well, great, lady! Now he weel defeenately come back! He always comes for the food. She says she thinks he must have a home, because he seems tame and trusting even eef a leetle skeetish. *hmph* She has a perfectly bueno panther gato eenside, why upset the balance?

I sat on the dryer macheene and yelled at heem to GO Away! But the mama lady kept grabbing me and squeeshing me and telling me to cheel out. No new gatos on my watch, lady!

Update on neighbor gato weeth moving pawrents:
The fameely ees steel leeving there. Eet takes a couple months after the moving trucks come unteel the fameely leaves. I think some of the food that goes out for panther gato eemposter ees also going to neighbor gato. We weel be verrry eenterested to see eef neighbor gato deesapears when the fameely does.

Adios~

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Sometheeng ees happening. I don't know what, but I don't theenk eet ees good for me and the lion.
First, there ees thees theeng weeth the neighbor gato (see lion dairy). Then the mama lady saw a small panther gato keeten EEN the STREET on Halloween. She just was sure that meant she was supposed to get her, because the keeten would not move for the car. So the mama lady got out and went for the keeten but she took off. Whew!!! Another bullet dodged!
THEN, she was at Burger King weeth the man today and saw a panther gato keeten, and tried to lure eet to her weeth her bacon double pieces. Eet took her meat, but would not get close to her and she could not catch eet. Double bacon whew, another bullet dodged!
TTTHHHEEENN, tonight, mama lady and the man, they were outside, and they saw a panther gato on our wall. They took some food and water out to eet, and eet acted very cheel like eet had a fameely, but they had never seen eet before.
I was a mess. I meowed and threatened to leave and find a fameely that was not trying to replace me so much! They gave me lots of squeeshies and keeses and lovies, but I am MAD!
Who are all thees panther gatos trying to get my fameely?
Hiss!

Halloween!!

Ees almost here!

Pawsome amiga, Pansy, made me and lion these spooooky new pages! I like how mine has a mean, scary panther gato on eet, and I said, "Look! That looks like me!"
And the mama lady, she said, "I don't theenk so. I think you look more like the cuddly one under the hat."
*scowls at mama lady*

Muchas gracias, Pansy!!

Adios, Mago

Tunnel Veesion

Ahoy amigos!

Gato Mio! Today was a BEEEG day.
The man and the mama lady, they left for work by 5 a.m. And een my panther gato prowl of the house, I found the back door open. SCORE!

The lion and me, we have gotten out before (usually through pushing up the screen on the weendows), but the mama lady, she always finds us fast. Thees time though, no one was home for mucho hours.

So I went outside and jumped the fence eento the front yard- the yard I never see from my leash adventures een the backyard. Then the gardener came weeth a beeg machine and went RRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRR, so I ran down the street about 4 houses. I know the mama lady has said that crossing streets ees dangerous, so I stayed on my side of the street.

But eet got very sunny and hot and eet seemed like every fence I passed had a beeg barking dog behind eet, and I started to get confused and scared. So I found a storm drain- baseecly a concrete tunnel weeth 2 openings on either side. Eet was shady and cool and I felt safe from the gardener and barking dogs.

Then around noon thirty, I heard the mama lady walking up and down the streets calling for me and shaking the treat bag, but I stayed really steel and quiet. Then a leetle while later, the man came home early from work and also called for me, but I stayed steel. They saw a gato een the tunnel closer to our house, but he had white on hees nose, so they came to my tunnel. The mama lady, she said she could not even see me. I was a black gato een a black tunnel een the meedle of a sunny bright day. The man, he could see me and said eet was me. After he said eet was me, then I started to meow. But eet was a scared keeten meow-not my usual squeeshed panther meows.

They called from both ends but I stayed steel and cried and cried. They tried treats, then they tried canned food, but I just cried. I could hear the barking dogs.

Then the man came back een a deeferent outfeet and started crawling eento the tunnel. Eet ees a very small tunnel. I deed not theenk he could feet! Well, he scared me for sure, sleethering eento my tunnel, so I went to the other end the mama lady sleethered a leetle eento my side of the tunnel and grabbed my collar.

I cried more and my fur was all puffed up. The mama lady kept saying she was happy I was not hurt. So she took me home and I walked around the house like nothing happened. Crying normal sounds for treats and cooling my belly on the tile floor.

The man, he had to get dressed back eento hees uneeform and go back to work, so I slept a leetle weeth the mama lady and I was dreaming of my next outside adventures.

I thought, I could get braver and go farther, but THEN I got a pawmail from Unkie Fido. He was so hissed that I went outside, that he meowed in ALL CAPS and made threats - including having Boogers seet on me eef I tried eet again.

I theenk I weel have to lay low for a while. I guess I scared everyone- not just myself.

What a way to start the week, no?

Adios~

Dreameeng of Geckos.

Seence the mama thief took my gecko, her and the man, they see baby geckos all the time outside. So I am keeping my paws crossed that another one weel find eet's way eento the house.

I agree weeth my amigo, Edgar! He said the people, they want us to keel bugs, but then get mad when we play weeth a leezard! He ees so right.

When I hunt my fuzzy mousies, the mama lady pets me and tells me I am a good gato, and when I find a small scaly monster, I am a bad gato. Meexed messages, I tell you!

Now I know why the lion, he won't keel bugs anymore.

Adios~

Bad gatos? I don't theenk so.

Ooooo, we were een trouble last night!

The mama lady saw the lion and me, we were huddled around something on the rug, and I peecked something small up een my mouth and threw eet a leetle.

She was afraid eet was a spider, so she came to eenvestigate. Eet was a leetle baby gecko!!

The mama lady, well, she got really mad and told us we were bad gatos and mean, and SHE TOOK EET AWAY! Hey lady!! Get your OWN gecko!

But she took eet and put eet on the grass outside. I was sure he had amigos around, so the lion and I both sneefed around where he was on the rug for a long time afterward. And the mama lady, she kept telling us we were bad.

WE arn't bad! She ees the thief!!

Adventures of a Mousie Pirate

The carnage of mousies conteenues at our casa. Hardly a moment goes by weethout me being really adorable throwing a furry mousie around.

But I really got the man earlier today.

He looked over from the bed and saw me playing weeth a a BEEG mousie and almost screamed! Luckeely, like Pansy's mama lady weeth the mousie een the cat box, he turned on the light.

Eet was a giant furry mousie (almost rat size weeth fur and all) that the mama lady brought home ages ago, but I decided to pull out...so much later...een so leetle light.

Mwaaahahaha!

Keep yer paws off me Spaneesh Gold!

I don't theenk I can keep up TWO accents! Hehe!
I love thees new pirate take-over on Catster!
Muchas Gracias Pansy for my page and peecture! I look muy macho, no? And all those birds on page look deleecious! Mmmmm...birds.
*shakes head*
Anyway, the lion and I got our names from here:
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
Off to plunder!

No Mouse Land

Our casa looks like a mousie graveyard! The mama lady, she brought home a package of furry mice. She took out dos mousies- one for me and one for the lion. Then she put the package on the microwave.

Well, next day---mousies, mousies everywhere! We got eento that package and freed all those fuzzy mousies!

There are mousies een every room and by the catbox and een the water bowl and even under the new rug! Eet ees pawsome!

Every time I breeng a mousie to the mama lady, she pets me and says I am a beeg bad mousie keeler and geevs me pets.

Eet's good to be the panther gato!

Adios~

Change ees good!

Ooooh. Something muy exciting has happened een our house. We got a new rug! The mama lady and the man, they cannot believe that ees very exciting, but I am wild about the new change!!

Our house ees all tile and now we have a beeg cushy rug een the leevingroom. As soon as eet went down, I was rolling all over eet and sort of "walking sideways" - wheech ees laying on my side and using my paws on the sides of furniture to push myself around the new rug. The man, he thought they must have put cat neep een eet! Hehe. And that ees really what I was acting like- I was so happy. They could not feegure out why I was getting so excited over thees new theeng.

I rolled and got myself all crazy, then started darting around the room and attacking the lion, but always coming back to the rug for more rolling fun.

Eef your fameely ees thinking of getting a cushy rug, I highly recommend eet! Who would have thought that a manly panther gato like me would be such a fool for decor!!!