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The Ozman Cometh

I Wish We Had A Christmas Tree

So i could play in it like these * pawsome kitties*
They had us rolling on the floor laughing!

Rock on, everykitty!

I Need Depends

See, i didn't get my "grapes" taken away until about 6 months ago, and i'm already a little over a year old. So when i go pee, i start out kinda squatted, but by the time i'm finished, i'm pretty much standing up and spraying the wall behind me. My pee drips, and then collects under the litterbox and makes a big stinky mess for mama to clean up.

At first, mama thought a covered litterbox would take care of the problem. And it did for the most part. But here's the deal (and it's kind of a long deal, so you can skip to the next paragraph if you want): when mama got me back from Pops, we had 2 litterboxes, and i used mine and the other kitties used theirs and we were all separated, so it was cool. But now that we're all free range, i gave up using my box, and started using the other box-- without peeing all over the wall. So mama decided, why have 2 boxes since nobody even uses that extra box? So she took the extra box out of her teeny tiny bedroom *mama shouts YAY!*, and now we have the one box in the bathroom, just like it used to be.

And that box is uncovered, because Hunter, the poop anarchist, won't use a covered box. It freaks him out or something. But now that we're using the box in the bathroom, i'm spraying the wall again. So mama tacked a garbage bag to the wall, put a rug and another garbage bag underneath the litterbox, and that seemed to work last nite.

This morning, she got an email from the CatAge people and it said to put an adult diaper on the wall. So now she says i need Depends. I say whatever, lady. You're the one that has to go buy 'em. *tee hee*

Rock on everykitty!

Tagged by Mago

I got tagged by Mago, my Black brother from a Spanish mother. Here goes.

Tag Margo Style

1. How mene toes duz yew hab?
I have a lot of toes, and they can all open drawers and cabinet doors.

2. Is yew marreed?
Nah, i don't have time for all that romance stuff.

3. Duz yew hab short, medium, or long hairs?
I think my hairs are short. And i don't shed 'em as much as my brothers.

4. Duz yew likes tew dress up?
I don't know. We've never tried. The only thing we have to dress me up in is Munky's Dallas Cowboys uniform, and he told me that if he caught me even looking at it, he'd beat the #$% !@ out of me.

5, Hoo gots da stinkeeeest gas in yore house???
That would be me. We all eat the same food, but i'm the only one with gas. I think it's cause i sneak into the cabinets and eat mama's food.

6. How mene toys duz yew hab?
I'm not sure. I start out with a lot of mousies, but then they disappear for awhile, and then out of nowhere, they come back!

7. Is yore tale straight, kinked, curly, fat, thin, or jus rite?
My tale--i mean tail, is just rite. I mean, right. (Margo's accent is catchy).

8. Hab yew eber killed a reel mousie??
Probably. I grew up on the mean streets of the IE, where i had to fend for myself for a year.

9. Is yew beeyooteeful, hansum, or uglee??
Mama says i'm her beautiful Black boy, and that people are just plain dumb for not liking Black kitties. I'm pantherific.

10. Is yew da King ob da house, Kween ob da house, or da Serbint?????
Um, i think i'm the Jester. I run around and do all kinds of silly stuff that makes mama mad and laugh at the same time. Stuff like opening all the drawers in the kitchen, and the cabinet under the bathroom sink, and knocking stuff on the floor just so i can watch mama pick it up.

Thanks for tagging me Mago!