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Mews from Fluffernuff's litterbox

Holy Kittens!

That place is HORRIBLE!

Furst they attacked me with a big sharp thing! Then they stuck something up inside of me and caused me to screech! And then The shoved something in my back leg, and don't even get me started on the pink stuff they tried to drown me with!

Oh and then it gets better... they tried to choke me after all their other failed attempts didn't work... So by now as you can imagine, I was quite upset... my little tail puffed out

And Bobenhouse - the vet tried to smooth things over with some BABY FOOD? Well- ok it was kinda good... really good... especially better than that reprocessed dry stuff that my pawrents feed me... Worth the near death expawrience though? I think not...

So Aunt Baby G(Callista) went to the vet with me also- all she got was a B12 shot - I guess they already tried to kill her and it didnt work so they just gave up? I overheard them talking to my pawrents... and that didn't sound too encouraging... you see I am just a mere babe here... and they are wanting to remove parts of me that I am quite accustomed to... I don't really know how I feel about this.

Does anyone know what N-U-T-U -E-R means? And why they keep spelling F-I-X-X-E-D? I am a little lost?

Well anyways - boots came home today! Which was amazing... its kinda boring playing leapfrog by yourself... I dunno - they removed a lot of his fur... he looks like he has a butch lions cut... and they messed up!!! But its all ok! Because hes home!!!

Anyways- the next time Great Grandmaw Jo Ann calls and asks if I want to go on an date with Auntie Callista - I'm gonna find out where we're going... Who knew VET didnt mean Very Entertaining Time at Starbucks!? Not me... just because they were getting Catpucinnos... I thought I was too... unfortunately I got a uncomfortable visit from thier so called furriend.... they call him Rod? His first name is White. And I don't like him at all... and further more... Wheres my Catpuccino - all I got was some eaten over baby food... beef flavor yum!

Well Time to catch up with my brufer...

Also Thank you so much fur the lovely ball Biscotti!! I love it so much!!!!