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Shamless ploys to be Catster Famous!

You probably need to read this :( about our food ):

PLEASE click on the link below, READ the whole thing & do what you will with the information. Susan Thixton owner of "Truth about Pet Food" states this is one of the most shocking reports she's ever seen. It applies to both cat & dog food, both wet & dry. :(
Heavy Metals found in pet food in ALARMING amounts

And God bless................

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray thee Lord my soul to keep.
I knows sometimes (ok LOTS of times) I kinda get into NoNo's, wood it be wrong to ask you to help me to hide good till mommy's not mad? Cause if it's not wrong then that's the 1st on my list; God bless ME!
Now fur the rest:
God bless my furmily & keep them safe
God bless my mommy
God bless our food to be ok
God bless all of the homeless kitties to help them find homes
God bless the mean people to figure it out
God bless my wife Karisma & hers family especially hers brofur Hooch
God bless my Auntie Hazel Lucy, Uncle Morgan the Pirate Gato, my swimming teacher Miss Pooters & ALL my furriends in C & D Cruise Line & Tailer Swish & Romeo & Mister Mars & all of my purrrrrrrrrrrrrr furriends in The Social Cats & Nascar Cat.
God bless all of the sick kitties
God bless the friends I doesn't have no more like Siouxsie, Finn, Luna, Montoya, Loki & you know the rest; right?
God bless Catster (tell them I miss them)
And please please please God tell mommy we need to stay.
Oh & please bless you God cause you probably need it too.
Love Mr. Lollycat McNoNo

Guess what?

There is a really really cool group called C & D Cruise Lines. They go on cruises all over the world & they have steak dinners & teach furrs how to swim. My furriend Maggie getted married to Simon on a cruise to Egypt even.
Maggie's little brofur Romeo is taking swimming lessons every Saturday morning in they's pool & I decided to take them too.
Miss Pooters is the teacher & my angel sisfur T C's BFF. I really look forward to my swimming lessons & I has made a LOT of good furriends, some of them is even dogs. Did you know that dogs cood be nice?
Anyway today I finded out that I have been selected as their Cat of the Month! Me; Mr. Lollycat McNoNo! Isn't that the coolest thing EVER???