June 19th 2008 3:29 pm
Dear Diary:
MAN, I AM HOPPIN' MAD!
Mommie went and got one of Prissy and Harley's sisfurs furom their former daddies house. Their former daddie is having open heart surgery today and the hairless sisfur called last night and said there was sumpthin' wrong wiff this cat.
YEAH, THERE'S SUMPTHIN' WRONG WIFF HER........
She's down right MEAN!!!!!!!!!!
Mommie set up a cage right outside our big window so she could see her. She feed her and she ate like she hadn't eaten in 14 days.......After she was done mommie said that there was nothing wrong wiff her. That her brofur probably wasn't letting her eat and the hairless sisfur wasn't paying attention to that.
Then mommie told us she was gonna bring her into the room cuz she needed to cut her nails. Besides, we all felt she needed some company.
So, in she comes.......While mommie was cuting her nails, Prissy(who used to live wiff her) came over to say "hi." Tori (that's the MEAN ones name) hissed and spat at her so Prissy decided to split.
As mommie was holding and luvin'on THE MEAN ONE, Harley (who also used to live wiff her) came gently over mommies shoulder to put in his "hello"
WELL.........!!!!!!!!!!
I NEVER.........!!!!!!!!!
This THING made the meanest sound I've ever heard (you have to understand, she is 3 years old and weighs 3 lbs, she's an Egyptian Mao) clawed mommie all over her stomache, arm and face and ATTACKED Harley!!!!!!!!
Well, that was it. THE MEAN ONE went back outside to her cage!
GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
This upset me so greatly that I will not let my sisfur or brofurs near me and I refuse to eat.
I'M ON A HUNGER STRIKE UNTIL SHE'S OUTTA HERE!
SHE NEEDS AN ATTITUDE AJUSTMENT!!!!!!!!!
Am I comin' across clear enough mommie? I WANT HER GONE!
Okay mommie, I'll calm down.......You say she's going back tonight? Phew!
This has been one adventure I could have done without..........
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