May 8th 2008 7:33 pm
Dear Diary:
Mommies got a new "boy" in her life. Something called a grandson . If you ask me, I think it's a bunch of hogwash. Let me tell you what happened....
Apparently she's been takin' A LOT of pictures of him. Don't know cuz it ain't been happin' here!
She came home with another thing called a scrap book. Seems you glue all the dang pictures into this thing and then put a bunch of doo daddy things around the pictures. GLUE!!!!!!!! How in the name of God's green kitty world am I going to be able to get those pictures out of there?
When I went over to check it out, she shooed me away! ME, her loverboy. You remember me, I'm "the one."
WELL
Now she works on this dag gum thing upstairs {it's some place that's above our heads} and my chances of getting at it are, ohhh I don't know,
ZERO!!!!!
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