July 17th 2008 2:22 pm
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OH! What kind of cruel joke! I knew the guards at this prison were crazy.... but they have pushed it too far!

In the wee hours of the morning I felt a horrific pain in my abdomen! I knew I was right about the first assumption I made about the mysterious poison serum. To cause me to explode! And I did! The result was three small KITTENS suddenly appeared before me! Kittens? KITTENS?

I know this was the guards doing!!! They know I HATE kittens! Oh, but I won't allow them to win! I will care for these kittens as if they were my own and train them! Yes! Train them! Into my own army! Ah... what a wonderful plan! Soon I will be free once I conquer this place!

I'm keeping the nit twits of my species away from them. I do not want any pollution into the new ones minds from those two idiots. They will be the first to go!