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So Fragile Yet So Devious....

Mommy gets drunk, I eat catnip

I like it when my mum gets all tipsy, all she wants to do is pet me and showers me with more compliments. The impending hangover she will have makes me a little sad, because it overwhelms my instincts and whenever she gets sick, I take care of her the best I can by curling up next to her and by being super nice. Her bowled over the toilet and complaining about loud noises is hilarious tho. I think I'll put some Malevolent Creation on and put the volume up nice and high and she'll wonder if ghosts are in the house : )