September 26th 2006 8:20 pm
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Memo for Navin (because you obviously didn't get it the first 500 times!).

Dear Navin,

I know I am very beautiful and desirable. I know I have a lovely singing voice. I know that my petite frame is tres charming. But please, please stop with the "romantic" overtures. I am not appreciative of your witty attempts to tackle and (ugh) snuggle me. First of all, you weigh about as much as a baby hippo (according to Jonas' estimation) and secondly, (how do I say this positively?), you are quite stinky.
I know you consider yourself to be the reinging lothario of the house and at times you can be somewhat appealing (especially when freshly bathed), but I do not like to be tackled. I am delicate like a flower. Your girth knocks the wind right out of me! Mon Dieu! What a clumsy Oaf!

Buffy
The Slayer