Open letter of apology to Uncle Michael

Dear Uncle Michael,

I am so sorry and ashamed of myself for going all ninja on your hand. I know that you are my biggest fan and if you were small enough, you would have great minion-potential. But I am just proud to call you my uncle.

I don't know what made me do it. As you were holding me, I started thinking about how much Daddy had humiliated me by making me take Aquariyums from between his lips and I can't believe I would pimp myself out like that just for a tasty, yummy, scrumptious treat.

Also, I would like to add that Jimi was laughing and making faces at me while I was begging for treats (oh the shame!) This made me very angry and humiliated. But it was no excuse to take it out on your hand. I am an addict. I need help. I cannot resist these sweet, sweet Aquariyums.

I hope you will accept my humble and heartfelt apology.

Sue
The Stealthy

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