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Mysteries of Life & The Universe

I Love Summer

I get to spend more time in the garden this time of year, as the days last longer and mother doesn't bug me to come inside so much. I am enjoying a little more freedom, as it means I have more time to consider my plans for taking over the world.

Now that I have realised my full superiorority, I now have no time whatsoever for the commoners that live in the rest of the house. As long as they keep away from me, they can live here. But I will not tolerate them in my space - they are silly, immature creatures, after all, with no concept of higher matters. The sooner my kind beam down to take me back to my own world, the better.

...In the meantime, I'll let you in on a little secret. I recently found a great place down the road. There's a lady there who feeds me fresh fish & mince and lets me in her house, and all I have to do is pretend to be cute for a little while. I don't think mother suspects...

Sunday October 3rd 2004, 6.10pm GMT

Hmmm, hello fellow 'Catsters', and what a fine evening here in the UK.

I have spent the majority of my weekend sitting in my 'thinking spot', that is, the top of the Wheelie Bin outside the front door. Here is where I get my inspiration and energy for my many talents; inventing, poetry, acting, just to mention a couple...

Saw my girlfriend Molly earlier, though she didn't stop long to chat. Her humans live 3 doors up the street from mine, though she prefers my patch to theirs.

Have been slightly irritated by the lack of stimulating conversation recently, after all I do have a very high IQ and like to express my intelligence. I will punish Mum by lying with my bum in her face tonight. I'm the only one of the cats who get to sleep on the bed, as I am far superior in every way. The dogs sometimes get up, but they don't dare to come too close. As well as excellent mind, I have excellent reflexes and aim too!

Well, I know this isn't very long but I have so many things to do tonight...
My tail could do with a groom, and then there is that small matter of Taking Over The World...MwaHaHaHa (that was an evil but highly intelligent laugh by the way...chicks dig that!)

Finn