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Age: 12 Years Sex: Female Weight: 12 lbs.
 "Princess Patchez"
 "Daddy bestows a kiss"
 "Daddy straightens her hat"
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Nicknames:
Princess, booty girl, baby, baby girl, pretty pretty princess, princess chub chub, porkus pigpie, fat baby
Kitty Complexion:
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Quick Bio:
Coloration:
Calico
Likes:
car rides, scrunchies on her head, looking at "ho ho" lights during the holiday season, walks on her leash, grazing, bumblebee tuna, wedging herself into tiny boxes, drinking from dripping faucets
Pet-Peeves:
don't touch the belly (or anything "chubby and below the neck unless it's mama", don't touch her chub chub tail, absolutely no touching of the pink paw paws
Favorite Toy:
she doesn't play with toys (she's not a cat), sometimes she'll play with a stray piece of kibble
Favorite Nap Spot:
anyplace she can wedge her fatness
Favorite Food:
bumblebee tuna
Skills:
She's an experienced traveler, she likes going to grandma's house and she is a great fly catcher
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story:
My husband was living in a small apartment complex when his neighbor passed away leaving Patchez. The landlady took care of Patchez and every day when we came home from work she would meow and put her pink paws on the window glass. Neal asked the landlady if he could adopt her and she told him no.
A week later, there was a knock on the door and the landlady asked Neal if he was still interested in Patchez. He of course said yes and the landlady handed her over and told Neal she was an unholy terror who wouldn't stay off furniture and took delight in knocking over knick knacks and picture frames. And she would eat nothing but bumblebee tuna.
Bio:
Before Patchez was fixed, she was an absolute ninja and you couldn't touch her without screaming in pain and pulling back a bloody stump. Patchez loves her Grandmas. She will start doing somersalts and rolling around on the floor if I tell her they're coming. As soon as either Grandma arrives, she will bug them nonstop to A. take her outside so she can graze or B. follow her into the bathroom and turn on the bathtub faucet just enough so that it is dripping.
Lives Remaining:
9 of 9
Forums Motto:
Who's the Princess?
The Groups I'm In:
"Cobblestone Square", .:.School Fur Graphics .:., 10 YEARS OR OVER??? DOGS or CATS, Administrators of Catster & Dogster Groups, ArtistiCats, Brilliant Orange Cats Unite, Crabby Cats, GLAMOUR CATS and CATS WITH STYLE, I Knead You, I Model!, Navin and Buds, Pets and their owners
I've Been On Catster Since:
| October 2nd 2004 |
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More than 5 years! |
I Was In The:
 2004-2005 Holiday
Picture Party!
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Catster Id:
77103
 for 1185 days
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July 23rd 2008 10:48 pm
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Well I've been tagged by the handsome and debonair Hooch! Thank you Hooch for your compliments about my outfits. I am quite proud of them!
To play, you can name 5 things you don't like, and tag 5 other kitties.
What fun! Now I get to tell you five things I don't like and tag five more kitties! So here's my list:
1. I don't like it when my family eats in the living room. I prefer our meals to be somewhat proper and elegant...at least at the dining room table!
2. I don't like it when Daddy picks me up and shows perfect strangers my pink chubby belly or my pink paw paws.
3. I hate it when no one will turn the bathtub water onto drip for me.
4. I don't like for anyone to touch me below the waist (on account of my chubbiness) and only Mommy is allowed to touch my chub chub tail.
5. I don't like it when I haven't seen Grammie for a while. She adores me and treats me like the princess I am.
And now 5 more kitties to tag!
I'm tagging...
1. Sassy, who is an opera singer by day and a stealth criminal by night!
2. Lulu, who resides in Portland and who's blue fish hat I covet.
3. Rachel who is a calico like me and is a Daddy's girl.
4. Blade who is a handsome tabby living in England. Blade likes to be dragged around by the scruff of his neck, much like my brother Hendrix used to.
5. Cosmo, who is a very handsome tabby dude who has a sumptious tummy!
September 26th 2006 8:09 pm
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Lest we forget (ahem....Jimi!), I have been and always will be, the reinging diva in this house. Some of us (ahem...Jimi!) may be more lithe and limber, but is not my fur the most sumptous? Is not my voice the sweetest and most tuneful? Are not my paws the most delicate pink?
Also I think it is only fair to note that when Grammie and/or Grandma comes over, bathroom faucets get turned on at my merest request. This does not happen for just everyone!
So go ahead and wear your can-can outfits and borrow my pink ginham sundress, but never forget that I have been divalicious since way back in the day! I can out-diva anyone (ahem...Jimi!)
Patchez
The Princess
July 28th 2006 8:57 am
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Daddy went on a charter boat and brought back tons of crab and red snapper. Auntie Penny and Marcella had dinner with us. I got to sit in my place of honor next to Mommy and she made me a plate. Then she boosted me on her cd case. I did a round table inspection and noticed that Auntie Marcella had something I didn't have! I began making my angry face and Auntie Penny noticed and quickly put my very own leaf of spinach on my plate. (Auntie Penny is all about avoiding confrontation)
The setting was romantic and relaxing. Conversation was slightly stilted because of everyone being so tired. Once I threw in my own witticisms and made a few comments about the latest current events, I really felt the conversation took off. Daddy ate a lot and I don't recall him saying much of anything. Like a true princess, I didn't actually eat my food. I delicately sniffed it and patted the spinach to test the texture. Navin got put in the bedroom for a time out. He has no manners. Ha ha Navin.
We really need to have these little intimate dinner parties more often. It is always a pleasure to dust off my hostessing skills.
Patchez
The Princess
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