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Home:Eugene, OR  [I have a diary!]  
Sex: Female   Weight: 12 lbs.

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   Leave a treat for Patchez

Princess, booty girl, baby, baby girl, pretty pretty princess, princess chub chub, porkus pigpie, fat baby

Kitty Complexion:
sleepyvery active
not curiousvery curious
not vocalvery vocal

Rainbow Bridge
Quick Bio:
-cat rescue


car rides, scrunchies on her head, looking at "ho ho" lights during the holiday season, walks on her leash, grazing, bumblebee tuna, wedging herself into tiny boxes, drinking from dripping faucets

don't touch the belly (or anything "chubby and below the neck unless it's mama", don't touch her chub chub tail, absolutely no touching of the pink paw paws

Favorite Toy:
she doesn't play with toys (she's not a cat), sometimes she'll play with a stray piece of kibble

Favorite Nap Spot:
anyplace she can wedge her fatness

Favorite Food:
bumblebee tuna

She's an experienced traveler, she likes going to grandma's house and she is a great fly catcher


Arrival Story:
My husband was living in a small apartment complex when his neighbor passed away leaving Patchez. The landlady took care of Patchez and every day when we came home from work she would meow and put her pink paws on the window glass. Neal asked the landlady if he could adopt her and she told him no. A week later, there was a knock on the door and the landlady asked Neal if he was still interested in Patchez. He of course said yes and the landlady handed her over and told Neal she was an unholy terror who wouldn't stay off furniture and took delight in knocking over knick knacks and picture frames. And she would eat nothing but bumblebee tuna.

Before Patchez was fixed, she was an absolute ninja and you couldn't touch her without screaming in pain and pulling back a bloody stump. Patchez loves her Grandmas. She will start doing somersalts and rolling around on the floor if I tell her they're coming. As soon as either Grandma arrives, she will bug them nonstop to A. take her outside so she can graze or B. follow her into the bathroom and turn on the bathtub faucet just enough so that it is dripping.

Forums Motto:
Who's the Princess?

The Groups I'm In:
"Cobblestone Square", ♥Artistic Creations♥, 10 YEARS OR OVER??? DOGS or CATS, ♫ THE KIT KAT CLUB ♫ ®, Administrators of Catster & Dogster Groups, ArtistiCats, Brilliant Orange Cats Unite, Crabby Cats, GLAMOUR CATS and CATS WITH STYLE, I Knead You, I Model!, Navin and Buds, Pets and their owners

I've Been On Catster Since:
October 2nd 2004 More than 12 years!

I Was In The:
Catster's 2006 Holiday Picture Party!

2006 Valentine's Day Party!
2004-2005 Holiday
Picture Party

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Catster Id:

Meet my family
bridge 10/04)
SueJonas Rainbow
Bridge 3-12-10
ElvisJimi HendrixNavin R.
BWGreysonChad VaderKaBuzz

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I am a princess

Me? Cat of the Day???

April 16th 2012 6:22 pm
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My mommy just saw that I am Cat of the Day today! Then she was horrified to realize she never updated my page when I went to the Bridge. This is what she put on her FB page the day after I flew away:

"Our beloved fur kiddo & Princess Patchez passed away last nite as the girls & I raced her to the emergency vet. She was getting better, walking around, jumping on the counter, snacking on tuna all day, but then around 9pm, she began to to get so much worse. I had to get the girls out of bed, throw jackets on them, wrap Patchez in blankets & run to the car. She passed away with my hand stroking her face & the girls saying "Patchez we love you" just as we pulled into the parking lot. I am trying to be strong for the girls, but my heart is broken. All of this happened in less than 24 hours. My hope is that she knew how much we loved her & that we did everything we could for her. She was our first "little girl" and was our Princess & Hostess w/ the Mostess. She loved wearing outfits, scrunchies, makeup & dresses. LOVED IT. She would sit on the counter & pull my hand towards her face as I put on makeup or did my hair. She was my little girl for over 16 years. We miss her so much, the girls know though that she is in heaven, at the Rainbow Bridge with Jonas, Navin, Sue, Buffy....all of the fur kiddos we've lost over the last few years. I am trying to be positive for them. I am sorry that they had to go thru that last nite with me."

My parents believe I had a stroke that day. They are not sure what happened & it happened so fast. I was feeling better & better all day & eating & drinking, and then within the course of an hour, I was going downhill fast. My last day on earth was spent w/ my beloved family & it was exactly what I wanted. My mommy still has not really come to terms w/ the fact that I'm not there anymore. I hope she knows that I am watching over her always. She & my human sisters miss me so much. They got me a huge heart-shaped balloon & let it go outside & watched it until they couldn't see it anymore. It came right up to Cloud #9 & we all took turns playing with it.

Thank you so much for the congratulations & gifts! I am so honored to be COTD! I only wish I was spending the day being pampered & spoiled by my family.


I've been tagged by Hooch!

July 23rd 2008 10:48 pm
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Well I've been tagged by the handsome and debonair Hooch! Thank you Hooch for your compliments about my outfits. I am quite proud of them!

To play, you can name 5 things you don't like, and tag 5 other kitties.
What fun! Now I get to tell you five things I don't like and tag five more kitties! So here's my list:

1. I don't like it when my family eats in the living room. I prefer our meals to be somewhat proper and least at the dining room table!
2. I don't like it when Daddy picks me up and shows perfect strangers my pink chubby belly or my pink paw paws.

3. I hate it when no one will turn the bathtub water onto drip for me.

4. I don't like for anyone to touch me below the waist (on account of my chubbiness) and only Mommy is allowed to touch my chub chub tail.

5. I don't like it when I haven't seen Grammie for a while. She adores me and treats me like the princess I am.
And now 5 more kitties to tag!

I'm tagging...

1. Sassy, who is an opera singer by day and a stealth criminal by night!
2. Lulu, who resides in Portland and who's blue fish hat I covet.
3. Rachel who is a calico like me and is a Daddy's girl.
4. Blade who is a handsome tabby living in England. Blade likes to be dragged around by the scruff of his neck, much like my brother Hendrix used to.
5. Cosmo, who is a very handsome tabby dude who has a sumptious tummy!


Miss Thang

September 26th 2006 8:09 pm
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Lest we forget (ahem....Jimi!), I have been and always will be, the reinging diva in this house. Some of us (ahem...Jimi!) may be more lithe and limber, but is not my fur the most sumptous? Is not my voice the sweetest and most tuneful? Are not my paws the most delicate pink?
Also I think it is only fair to note that when Grammie and/or Grandma comes over, bathroom faucets get turned on at my merest request. This does not happen for just everyone!
So go ahead and wear your can-can outfits and borrow my pink ginham sundress, but never forget that I have been divalicious since way back in the day! I can out-diva anyone (ahem...Jimi!)

The Princess

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