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Likes: Food,attention,hugs
Pet-Peeves: Noise,fishy food
Favorite Toy: He doesn't have a favourite toy,he likes attention instead
Favorite Nap Spot: On human knees.
Favorite Food: Co Op gourmet with some James Wellbeloved turkey and rice biscuits
Skills: His special skill would be winning eating competitions if he ever got the chance to be in one
Dwells:
indoors and outdoors
Arrival Story: GFB started visiting here-a residential home, after had moved in,he isn't allowed in a lot because some support staff are really biased to cats,and try to pass off their hatred and phobia of them onto a resident who has never lived around cats before.
His original slaves know where he is,and he still lives with them but is here outside without fail every day looking for attention,he will stay all night if he can,he loves hugs and rubs and dancing,he also dribbles constantly when he purrs.
Bio: GFBs name was chosen as a nickname due to not knowing his original name at the time and it became routine.
Had noticed whenever anyone saw GFB and what he was like with food,they would shout, 'god what a greedy fat b********d', so 'greedy fat b********d' became his name,as it meant no one would ever forget it.
If am going to the shop or for a walk,and GFB is out,he will come along, side by side just like a dog.
Lives Remaining: 9 of 9
Forums Motto: winner of 2008 dribbling championship
If GFB was human,he would be a milk man,delivering milk to all the humans in the local area.
As a cat,it is not milk he delivers to the locals everyday,but himself.
He shows off his plump feline charms,sucks in his chest to do his starving orphaned baby routine...his extreme friendliness and manners-and he's in [as long as he's not trying it on a cat hater].
He visits each of his human clients on his round everyday,making sure they get enough [and he gets enough fud and hugs in return of course].
At the end of a tiring day,he comes here,for some quiet and hugs and rubs before strolling back to his original human slave [a whiny,screamy little boy who by then is asleep].
And to think some humans say they have it bad,GFB must be the busiest and most hard working of all surely.
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