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Diary of a Lazy Sleepaholic

Humans

Humans are weird. They always talk to me like I am an idiot. Only thing they are good for is opening cans, refilling bowls, and a space heater! I mean I sleep on the chair, but I get kicked off! I only was there for 7 hours, that's a regular nap! They also always want to cuddle me. I know I am good looking, but ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! They also have these obnoxious things they call holidays. There is this one where they transform into scary things, and leave the house. They then come back with candy. Doesn't anyone else thinks that is strange, I think they robbed the candy bank! That would be fine with me if they would give me some. I could just take it if I could unwrap it. I know! I'll kidnap a genie and wish for opposable thumbs. Then, there is this really annoying holiday where a really fat man, fatter than me! Is supposed to break into the house and leave presents! He also has many loud and "Cheery" songs about him. People are always singing them they are so annoying. I don't believe in him, not because he has magical powers, but the fact they say he is fatter than me! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! In conclusion humans despite all their weirdness, are great space heaters!

-Otisfield ^_^