The Other Cat Eats Too Much of MY Food!

The other brat cat had me hissing mad! So when he snuck out of the truck I tried to shut the window so he couldn't get back in. Hiss, daddy caught him and put him back. I'll get you next time brat!

Boys are so rude!

That rude little brat stole all my treats today! I would have swatted him good had I not been too busy being pawpered by daddy. He stole food too! But I told on him and mommy grumbled at him and put the empty bag on his stoopid head! He ran around with that bag on his head, it was funny.

The Evil Dog Is Staring at ME

I think he wants to eat me. I swear he does. He's always eyeing me like a pork chop. Hmm speaking of pork chops I am hungry. I don't think my mom feeds me enough. I am writing a formal letter to the Humane Society!