August 21st 2012 7:07 pm
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Oh GREAT SCOT!
Somehow 2 small ALIENS have landed in my humble palace! (I think Mumma has something to do with this...)
One is quite orange and one is quite brown - and they are both QUITE CHEEKY!
If any cat has a remedy ie: ALIEN repellant or another way to dispose of these impudent imposers I would appreciate the recipe!
Thanks in advance -
Their demise must appear to be from natural causes
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First you dunk their heads in the terlet. Then you roll them in feathers. Then you splat some food at 'em, then you...what momma? Uh oh! I'm in twouble, gotta go Jeeps. MOL
Good plan Finney!
Sneak back on and let me know the rest...
Okay I don't gots much time, the mommy is looking for me. After you dos all that, you stand there and go "poke, poke, poke, poke, poke" in the bum, shoulder, head, anything that will bug the poopies out of them. Then you stand close and meow your brains out really loud in their ears so they knows who's boss see! Then you tell them aliens that you were there first and they need to suck up to you big time!!!! They cannot ask for extra tension, they cannot purrs and act cute or nothin' like that. If they knows what's good for dem, de'll listen to Jeeps! If that doesn't work, bite their bums!!! MOL
Oh no....I know about aliens.....My sister still thinks that she can fly like an alien. She jumps from five feet all the time and lands on my back...with claws first...ouch....at least, these aliens don't weigh much yet....congrats on the new additions...