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Queens and Princesses

I shall have them all beheaded for this!

Recently I have had the Queen Mother of all stuffy noses and my dratted (and questionably) Loyal Subjects stuffed me into the DREADED BOX and hauled me off to the MEAN MAN!
There I suffered many indignities! They took my TEMPERATURE (I could have told them I was in a temper! Did they not hear my Royal Growl?)

Have these commoners any MANNERS? Do they not know that it is IMPOLITE to call out a ladies weight so that all may hear? (I suspect they were brought up in a barn!)

The MEAN MAN listened to my lungs and "Did not like what I am hearing". Well my good man, I don't know how you could hear at all - you had something stuffed into you EARS!

Next came the BEE STING DEVICE... I won't tell you where I got that...would be most unlady-like, and so was what I called the MEAN MAN.

The MEAN MAN said he will see me again next week...( HAH! not likely!)

My dratted Loyal Subject again stuffed me into the DREADED BOX and brought me back to my PALACE.

Has she not heard that a Queen should travel in a coach and six?
I shall have to remind her, I think. But just now I need my Beauty Rest...fortunately it is Queen-sized.
Her Royal Majesty,
~Jeepurrs Creepurrs~

P.S.
Well perhaps I will not have them beheaded...who would feed me?
HRM
~J.C.~

~ ROYALLY SPEAKING~

This~ HER ROYAL MAJESTY~ Jeepurrs Creepurrs talking to you on BBC radio ....zzzzssshhhhhhzzzzzweeeeeeeeeeoooooouuuuushhhhh...
My loyal subjects....
It is a difficult day for me here at the Royal palace located in -shhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooowwwweeeeeoooooo- as you can see my ~Royal Body~ has been infiltrated by inferior ducks and ducklings of the Bath sort....This horrible act has been perpetrated on ME by my Loyal Lady of the Food Dish aided by my Loyal Knight of the DoorKnob. I wish it to be KNOWN that henceforth and Forewith, this type of BeHavior by MY Loyal SubjEcts will no Longer be tolerated and SUCH behaviors will be Punished by~ HER ROYAL MAJESTY ~
(meaning ME) refusing to eat or use the ROYAL litterbox!!!!
~Signed~
~Her Royal Majesty~
Jeepurrs Creepurrs

Queen for a day!

My goodness! I was chosen for diary of the day today (6/8/08)!
Mum was so surprised and I was too! We had lot's of our friends give us congratulations, and some of them gave me Royal presents! Well, dear me, isn't it lovely to have our friends treat us like Royalty! I felt like a REAL QUEEN today! I thank my loyal Royal subjects, one and all, for making this day special for me!
Her Royal Majesty,
Jeepurrs Creepurrs