September 17th 2012 6:36 pm
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To all my Loyal subjects:
Thank you fur all your lovely gifts, felcitations, and salutations - I am overwhelmed by your love.
Now PURRLEASE - somecat - purrleAse help me get rid of the ALIENS! They are worse than an infestation of BEDBUGGS!
Home remedies? Catnapper? ALIEN ABDUCTION???
Your help is needed.
HRM Jeepurrs Creepurrs
did I mention their demise should appear to be from natural causes?
JC ~ HRM
August 21st 2012 7:07 pm
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Oh GREAT SCOT!
Somehow 2 small ALIENS have landed in my humble palace! (I think Mumma has something to do with this...)
One is quite orange and one is quite brown - and they are both QUITE CHEEKY!
If any cat has a remedy ie: ALIEN repellant or another way to dispose of these impudent imposers I would appreciate the recipe!
Thanks in advance -
Their demise must appear to be from natural causes
April 23rd 2012 6:26 pm
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My mumma has been up to no good lately. She has come home (on two occasions) recently smelling like OTHER cats!
What do you think she is up to??
I am miffed and purrzled.
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