Willow's Wiles

(Page 1 of 6: Viewing Diary Entry 1 to 10)  
Page Links: 1  2  3  4  5  6  

Wow! Front Page News!

April 2nd 2010 4:22 am
[ Leave A Comment | 1 person already has ]

Mummy clicked on Catster today and there I was on the front page, sitting in my sink!
She showed Daddy and he went "Ahh...".

They really miss me.

Thanks Catster for this accolade.

(PS Although I died because I ran away, Mum isn't happy that you are promoting electronic behaviour devices like the Invisible Fence. What they DONT tell you on the web-page is that it works by ELECTROCUTING your pet with an ELECTRIC SHOCK! Such devices are banned in Wales and now they will probably be banned in the UK. They are cruel. Would you electrocute your babies?)

 

Confused!! And in a Flap!

October 23rd 2009 2:53 am
[ Leave A Comment | 1 person already has ]

We used to go in and out of a door to use our litter tray, but now the door is closed. There is a hole we can jump in and out of, but sometimes it is closed and we cant figure out how to open it, which is odd as we are good at opening stuff. Mum and Dad say its called a Cat Flap and put it in there so we could go into the lean-to where our litter trays and they wouldn't let all the cold into the house. Well, never mind letting COLD into the house, what about little old me? I went for a pee and the flap thing shut and I had to meow for ages to get someone to open it for me and let me in...

What's going on??

 

Fun in the Sun!

June 5th 2009 2:29 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Mummy has not been well as she has had a procedure on her neck which has made it very painful and she's getting headaches, but eventually she got well enough to go out in the garden and play with the plants and of course with us.
If she just leaves the door open and doesn't go out with us, we find things to do but its not as much fun, and the ginger beast chases us indoors. He came in yesterday and mum even caught him trying to eat our food! The nerve!
We love it outdoors and found a frog to play with. Mum shut it in the greenhouse and we tried to get it with our paws under the plastic and chased it round and round, but she wouldn't let it out.. spoilsport!

 

Na na naan!

March 3rd 2009 7:37 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Indian Naan bread is great! Mum broke some leftover naan into little bits and I just kept on taking them and devouring them.. yummy!

 

Things about me!

February 10th 2009 4:00 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

1. What colour is your collar? I used to wear a glittery collar, but it messed up my lovely hair! So I dont wear one now.

2. What kind of food do you eat? Felix and Whiskas pouches - if Al doesn't get to it first.. and various kibble things.

3. What are your favourite treats? Cheese!

4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other?? I'm an Independant Girl, but Puss next door is trying to woo me.

5. Do you get Table Scraps? Very rarely, I get some leftover cereal milk, scraps are not healthy and the humans dont want us begging!

6. What is your favourite toy? Anything with feathers!

7. When is your Birthday? Cant remember

8. How many times a day do you get to eat? There's always dry food around, but I get my meat twice a day.

9. Do you have a favourite colour? Well.. cats can only see in shades of blue, green and brown.. but I guess my favourite colour is black cos I'm always lying on my humans black clothes!

10. Do you hope all your pals puts this in their diary? Yes, if they have time.

Now, pick 4 friends:
Whoever has a moment to themselves :)

 

Bored and Bad!

February 7th 2009 12:08 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Oh its way too cold for even me and my thick fur coat, Mum keeps opening the door for me to go outside and I feel the cold come in and just say "No way!". So now I'm inside all day and night and boy am I BORED!!

So that I get my climbing practise in I have been climbing to the top of the bookshelves and into the top shelf of the built-in wardrobe. When there, I proceed to re-arrange things. Mum found a picture on the floor and when she opened the wardrobe loads of clothes fell out.. MOL!

I've been turning my nose up at the litter tray too: MEOW MEOW hassle hassle.. Mum checks the tray is clean.. takes out a few teeny lumps.. meanwhile I widdle on the woodpile.. ahh that's going to smell good on the fire!

 

Burns Night

January 26th 2009 3:24 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Mummy wanted Haggis for dinner last night, but Daddy doesn't like it. All those meaty bits.. whats NOT to like?

Anyway we both had porridge for brekkie this morning. Yum!

 

Wiggly wiggly worm

January 26th 2009 1:47 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

It rained so hard last night the water washed a worm in through the back door. Being the good pest-controller, I set about attacking and dispatching of said critter. And boy did I let everyone know about it!
"Marararaaaaww maarraralal maarrrroooww meeooowwooll..!!"

 

Happy Solstice Efurrybody!

December 21st 2008 9:10 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

We love the Winter Solstice here, and today marks the end of long nights.. the days get longer now. This means Daddy will not be getting up in the dark soon, Mum will be doing more in the garden, and we'll be let outside more! Yay!

Blessed Be,

Willow

PS There's a tree indoors. It smells of the outdoors. These humans are CRAZY!

 

Self Service Counter

November 29th 2008 11:37 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

My staff have been useless recently. They put food down for me when I dont want it, then put it away when I do. There was only one way for me to get what I wanted - self-service..

Daddy came into the kitchen and saw a cat dish and food all over the floor. He said Al had done it (ha ha ha!) but Mummy said "No, Al's been with me all day, and I heard a noise downstairs when he was on the bed.." (pah.. I NEVER get an alibi!).. so darn it I was found out.. I'd gone onto the countertop and tried to get the food they had put away for later.

Thing is, I can get away with it because I'm so CUTE!!

Ha ha haaa!

 
  Sort By Oldest First

Willow aka Wilomena Catbeast -


 

Family Pets

Al aka Alamo
Schmo forever
lov
Kimbo
Tigger
Snow
Barney GONE
BUT NOT
FORGOTTEN
SnowToo - Gone
from us but
alw
Biscuit
Shady
Podgy and Plod
Pip (Glebe
Boris), RIP
Puss (Aka
Coke, Aka
Percy) - n
Polo and her
kids!
Max - left us
too soon
Patsy - much
missed sweety
Rupert
Nero
Spotty
Nimbus
Emerald
Sam
Mrs Mannering
Jeeves and
Wooster
ADOPTED
Blazey ADOPTED
Mary Ellen
ADOPTED
Jim Bob
ADOPTED
Leela
Jessie

Subscribe

(What does RSS do?)