Birfday!

Today I am ONE!!!! My very first birfday and we are havings chicken for our dinner. Hurry and cooks it Mamew!!!! I can't wait! Today is a goods day. Yesterday I gots stuck in a bedroom when Mamew was at work and I couldn't get out and I tore up the tiles on the floor and tore off the molding on the door frame. I'm glad that didnt happen today on my birfday. Mamew was so sorry and sad for me so I gots babied yesterday and today I gets chickens and lots of presents from my friends on Catster. What a funnest day!!!!

My tree!

I gots my very own Christmas tree! I do! Mamew got tired of me attacking her wreefs and garlands her working on and went and gots the tree out and put ribbons and plastic shiny toys on it just for me to play with and climbs on and sits under like a biggest jungle cat! Whoohooo!!!!

Goods & Bads

The bads news is the new kitty Mamew catched and was feeding and trying to helps ripped the screen apart and escapes. Her tries to find her again but cant. Dingbat kitty had foods and was safe and everything. Mamew was calling hers BonBon and was going to take hers to the vet and makes her well again.
Mamew is sad now. Bad news.
BUT GOOD NEWS! IM A COWBOY! Yeehaww lil' doggies!

a new stranger

Mamew caught a wildest homeless kitty today and puts him (her?) in my and brodders bathroom! A stranger is in my home! Hims very scaredy and all BONES! How can this happen to a little kat like that? Him about 4 months old and him gots millions of fleas and is eating and eating and eating. Mamew can pet him but he growlers at her sometimes. I hope hims don't scratchem my Mamew I will be very mad about that. So now Mamew will have to take him to the big big doctor and try to find hims a home when him is better. Maybe him is a girl. oooh. how weird.

Shhhhhh

I ams hiding unders the bed cause brodder is very angrys at me and so I haves to whisper when I tells you this***i am a diary pick of the day**** again. Him never was. So, I will be here living with the dust bunnies till hims forgets bout it. Jeeeez, the life of a celebrity.

Scarey

Today I gotted scared. Really, really scared. I was looking outs the screen door early this morning and a huge-est COYOTE came to the door. I ran and stopped and starred at my Mamew and she knew by my face something was bad and ran to the door and there was the coyote just starting to run away and was starring at my Mamew and she hit the screen and yelled at him to GO! now Ims so jumpy and so nervous and Mamew keeps trying to cuddle me and say to me It's ok baby nothing will hurt you, but OMC I was terrified! My teeths wont stop chattering!

Can you believe this?

Today Memaw runnings the water in the fun room and yells "SCRUBBA-DUBBA!" and the doggirls ran in and jumpts right in the water and had squirts and soaps on them! OMC how dumb can they be? Then they runs all over the house doings somersaults and backflips just cause them dont stink so much now. They gots tongues, dont they know how to keeps cleans like us? That was so crazy. I will never do that I hates it and will scratchem anyone who tries to dunk me like that! Oh my kittens what is with these dummies!

shaking!!!!!!

Ours home was shaking alot today! We were running but we couldn't get aways from it. Finally it stops but we are still shaking ourselfs! Mamew say to me it's a earfquake and that's how Calfornia is. I dont like it and hopes it never happens again! Thank kittens we are all ok!

big dumb puppy

I knew I was going to not like it and I didn't. Him names is Duke and a very biggest puppy with long long legs. Me and brother has to hiss and poof our hairs out and smack that big dumb dog! Him finally went back home to arzona today. Meeew! Stay in yours own state Duke!

I gots 2 blue ribbons

Somebody gives me 2 blue ribbons and I dont know who but I thinks it's a very nicest kitty. Mamew hasnt helped me write for a while but hers helping me today cause hers putting off housework. Silly woman. Oh, a puppy is visiting us later and I think I not like that. Well, me and brother are getting very big and him dont beat me up so bad now cause I can beat him up too. We are biggest tigers! grrrr..... Mamew say we eat more than any kitties she ever saw. Oink. The human peoples are going to the Fair tomorrow to see the animals. Huh? Animals? Hello???