The Art of Being Clueless
February 22nd 2010 3:12 am
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I'm retired from show biz, but as much as I hated the year and a half of being shown, I sort of miss it, ya know? Mommy is putting Elise in shows, and kittens who look good, but no one has gotten a ribbon yet. Mommy makes a point of wearing her "lucky" red panties--nothing to get excited about, they are just red cotton briefs-- and also her red bra.. Har har har, these have no effect whatsoever on the judges' rulings. She didn't wear any of her numerous "power stone" bracelets at yesterday's show, in which only Elise participated. Whether due to the lack of power stones or not, Elise didn't win anything. Gee, I think I must have been a better cat in my show biz days than Mommy gave me credit for...