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The Art of Being Clueless

Finally got us some ELK!!!

June 9th 2009 12:22 pm
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Meowmy doesn't let us outside, but yesterday night I slipped out while the door was open, and, wouldn't you know it, I actually met up with an ELK who was walking around in an apparently confused manner in Itabashi Ward, where we live--said ELK was probably confused because there are no ELK in Japan anyway, and Itabashi is an old part of the city with lots of one-way streets. Poor Mr. Elkie. He was confused, couldn't speak Japanese, and probably had gone without food for days (what do ELK eat, anyway?). It was not much of a challenge for me to sever his jugular--I've been practicing this skill with cat show judges for months, although no Human fatalities so far--and dispatched him quickly and, I'm pretty sure, painlessly. Then I had to drag him back to our apartment. Wouldn't you know it, Meowmy lives in a second-story walk-up. Well, I did it, leaving Mr. Elkie on the kitchen floor, and all of the kitties here munched and chomped away as if there was no tomorrow--and now all we have is Mr. Elkie's skeleton, which Meowmy is going to use as a base for soup.

How this ELK managed to arrive in Japan and cruise the streets is beyond me, but we kitties here sure had a good meal out of him. Nummy nummy.


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