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Natasha Rose's Nosy News

Ninja almost-grown kitten strikes again!!!

Mommy is out of town right now...and I have been keeping a close eye on Daddy while she is gone. He went in to give my sister Daisy some fresh water this morning and I wanted to help him, so I snuck into her room too. Daddy yelled at me because he didn't want me to go in...can't let me stay in there with her all day. I ran in the room, jumped up on the kitty climbing tree, and went to town scratching on the sisel rope.

Daddy went to scoop me up, and put me outside of the bedroom...well, I got scared and I flung out my nails (which I had just sharpened). I inflicted a nice slice across Daddy's wrist...he had a flap of skin hanging down from my handiwork. Of course he bled like a sieve AGAIN! Remember when I got his toes??? This time Daddy told Mommy that I had amputated his hand and that he was keeping the severed hand in the fridge. I think he must be kidding.

Tagged for things I don't like!

My friend Pancake tagged me! The game is to tell 6 things I don't like and then tag 6 more kitties. Here are the 6 things I don't like:

1. Someone watching me (that means you Mom and Dad) while I am "on the pot." If my "bathroom" had a door on it, I would close it and you wouldn't be able to see me go. But it doesn't have one, does it? *taps paws and crosses arms*

2. Being called "Ears McGee" by Mom and Dad. I KNOW I have big ears, but I am still growing. My ears can't help it. Shall I start calling you humans names of your unattractive body parts? Thought not.

3. Not getting first dibs on a new can of moist catfood. Why do the boys get theirs first? Isn't it supposed to be "ladies first?" Hmphf.

4. Speaking of the boys...not getting my older brothers to play with me. Yep - I am talking about you, Tigger, and you, Senna. How many times did I have to walk by you when I first came to our home before you noticed me, Tigger? Geez.

5. Being left out of sitting near Mommy when she is on the 'puter. Bean gets the back of her 'puter chair; Tigger walks across the keyboard repeatedly; and Senna sometimes sleeps on her lap or on the mousepad. Hey - wait a minute...mousepad...are their mousies under there? *huge ears perk up*

6. Didn't I already mention the ears thing?

It's these kitties turns:

Tigger's GF Tally
Senna's GF Shadow
My friend TC
My friend Pawlette
My friend Phineas
My friend Libby

Traumatized in the toilet!

I like to hang out with Dad when I am not hanging out with my brother Beanie. And I am a kitten...which gets me into trouble.

A couple of days ago, Dad sauntered into his bathroom and I followed. Apparently he needed to use his litter bowl (that's what I call his "toilet"). Dad is a boy (duh), so he doesn't squat down like the rest of us. I thought it was pretty neat that there was this stream of...water...going into the litter bowl. I needed to check it out. So, what did I do? Yep! Dove into the toilet while dad was still using it!!!

A frenzy of kitten and dad and pee ensued. Dad had to fish me out and give me a good bath.

Remind me not to do that again!