November 18th 2011 11:21 am
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This morning when momma was checking her email she noticed that both Puffy my LWD brother and I are diary picks of the day…so what did she do?
I’ll tell you, she updated Puffy’s diary even writing down that he wants to ship me off to the prairies to become a barn cat. Do you have any idea how cold it gets on the prairies? It can get to -20 degrees during the winter. I know I have a very luscious and full coat of hair but I don’t think I would be a good candidate for life on the prairies. If anyone needs to move out of MY house it’s that silly little white dog! I was here first and I have no intention of leaving.
If shipping me off to the prairies wasn’t insult enough, Puffy also remarked that maybe he could send me to the North Pole to become the head mouser for Santa. Actually this idea has some merit because being the head mouser I could lay around and give out orders to all of the other mousers. Who could possibly resist living with Mr. and Mrs. Santa? Their home is full of fun things, lots of food and it is kept nice and warm. I would have direct access to Santa and I’d be sure to tell him all about how NAUGHTY Puffy has been.
If after trying out the gig at Santa I should decide I want to go back home I’d have Santa put me in a really pretty present box and put a tag on it addressed to Puffy. That’s right, I would give myself to Puffy at Christmas wouldn’t that be the ultimate revenge?
Can’t you picture it…Puffy opens up the present and out I come. I really like this idea.
Oh I would punish Puffy personally....not having that kinda behavior here. I don't let Missy or Monty step out of line, I was here first and they need to respect me period. I pimp slap Missy all the time. (They left the tv on MTV today so I learned to be a gangster.)
This entry had me rolling around laughing!
MOL! That is too funny!