May 10th 2005 7:33 am
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My chance came, an open door left unattended-I bolted!!!! Finally the cruel months of confinement came to an end, I was free and in the yard I previously had only seen from windows. I got to smell and explore and pee on grass, it was glorious! Aah, but then a problem. . . . .how do I get back indoors?!?!?!? The humans could not read my mind, and none of them had come outside to look for me anyway. All of the sudden strange children came at me from all sides! There was no escape!!! I was recklessly pulled from beneath the deck and returned to my 4 bedroom/2 bath prison :-( The strange man inside doted on me and gave me canned tuna, so all was not lost. My parents came back several days later. I think they must have been looking for me somewhere strange, because they took luggage and kept complaining of jet lag.