I used up another one of my lives in October

In October, I couldn't eat without throwing up, nor could I pee. My new buddy, Stymie, was standing guard worrying about me, until his daddy (who's my human mommy's roommate) told me he needs to get to the vet fast!!!

Mommy took me to the vet and there was this nice doctor who checked me out to see what was wrong with me. She put me on the scale and I weight 17.6 pounds (8 kg), but I was sick at the time, so I lost weight. She kept me overnight to put this tube thing up my you know where so I could pee. The doctor gave mommy some medicine for pain and to kill the germies that kept me from peeing. I cost my mommy almost $900!

The reason I couldn't pee--cheap cat food that no respectable cat should be allowed to eat. Since I used up two of my lives, none of the cats would go near the food that almost killed me. Now, Mommy is giving me and my kitty mommy good food, even though it costs a bit more, but that's because I'm worth it.

I have ear surgery Monday

I have this swelling in my ear. It's a blood blister that's so bad it shut my ear and I can't hear out of it. It hurts so bad that when gramma tried to swab the gook, I screamed and tried to scratch her. My human gramma has to take me in fur an opurration where the vet will get rid of the blister. I'm going to have to wear a lampshade until the ear heals so I can't reach my ear to scratch it.

HAPPY MURPDAY TO ME! I'M A CAT NOW!

Today is my murpday. I just turned 1, which means I'm done being a kitten. I'm a cat now. I wonder if my human grandma is going to give me a murpday party. She sed I'd have one. We'll see.

Why does Grandma foster kittens and then gets rid of them?

I just lost a foster brother to a new home yesterday. Why does my human grandma foster kitties I get attached to? She made me mad because she took in this real cool little kitten who was a lot of fun to play with. She named him Rocky.
Now he's gone--some lady came to pick him up and take him home--and now I have no one to play with except my kitty mommy Ruby (I know I'm not allowed to call her by her furst name but I'm doin it anyhow; after all, I am a teenage kitty). She's not always fun because she swats me on the face. and Grandma's no fun either. She always yells at me for scratching and biting her when all I wanna do is have fun.

I GOT NEUTERED WEDNESDAY

Gramma took me to the vet to get me neutered, and I found out what that meant--the doctor nockeded me out and snipped off my fuzzies. OUCH!!! Befur I went to get snipped, the doctor sed I weigh almost 10 pounds, as much as a lot of grownup kitties. He said I'll grow up to be a giant kitty, but in my kitty heart, Im a very small boy.

She picked me up purrsday and she sez I don't try to climb on top of her back ennymoar. Gramma sez I'm getting too big for that.

I still teez her by coming up to her, faking her out by making her think I want to be petted, and when she brings her hand to pet me, I run away. Fun game.

I LOVE CATNIP!!!!

My gramma gave me sum catnip yesfurday fur the furst time and I love it, love it, love it!!! I was in purradise! She left the bag of nip and I ripped a hole in the bag to get to it. I wanted more! I can't get enuff of the nip!

My human grandma took my mommy from me

I was meowing all day for my mommy because grandma took her away from me. Where is she? Grandma said she took mommy to the vet to get spayed, but I don't know what "spayed" means. All I know is that she isn't here to play with me, so I played with grandma's hair, meowed because I'm sad, and play bited her hands.

Grandma said mommy will be back tomorrow--with a shaved belly, a lampshade around her neck, and stitches she said I'm not allowed to play with. Mommy's vet also said I can't play rough with her, so what am I supposed to do? Halp!!

My sisters left for new homes

My sisters, Xena and Elsie, have left the nest for new homes. Now I have my mommy Ruby all to myself--her love, her milk, even her food! It's hard to get used to having no sisters to play with--I'm a bit lonely and even my mommy is keeping Grandma up meowing and walking on her--but I'm going to like it because I love Grandma. She's a big, comfy pillow!