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Merry Christmas!

December 22nd 2011 12:57 pm
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Sheesh! Mom hasn't let me write in my diary in months! She's pathetic! Can't get good help around here! And, you know what she is? She's a grinch too! Yes! Mom is the GRINCH!

I got a present from one of my pals and mom put it up on a shelf so I can't open it up til Christmas Eve. How dare she! So this afternoon, I decided to put my plan into action whilst she was busy with baking cookies. Harriet was distracted watching mom bake so I had the living room to myself. There was my package, up on the shelf... just waiting for me to snatch it down! So, I jumped up on the base of the hutch and stood on a pile of catalogs and stretched up to reach that package. I had it in my paws! YES! Victory! Well, I swear mom boobytrapped that present! The pile of catalogs started to slide... I had a choice, release the present and save myself by jumping or suffer the consequences. Well, don't you know, just about this time mom sees me as she hears the catalogs start to fall on the floor... there I am hanging on to my present by my front paws, my back paws sliding out from beneath me! Oh the indignity of it all! Well, I wasn't letting go of the present! Mom said "Ozzy, you better jump while you can" but I refused to let go of my present. Sigh. I slid out with the pile of slippery catalogs and the present remained on the shelf while I sailed through the air. I regained my footing before I hit the ground but mom saw the whole thing. You know what she did then? She laughed at me! She's the Grinch, I tell ya, the Grinch! My present is still atop Mt. Crumpet or whatever it was called... and Harriet is like that stupid dog Max, just sitting there looking cute but being no help at all! Wait. Doesn't the Grinch's heart grow and he gives out the gifts? Hmmmmm, perhaps I'll give it another day and see if Mom Grinch thaws out and gives me my present!

Merry Christmas to all my pals!

^paw,
ozzy

 
 

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Purred by: Laura W

December 22nd 2011 at 2:14 pm

dood....

sigh....sew close....yet sew far......

but de good mews iz caturday iz onlee like two days away buddy... sew if ewe take a lot oh naps, eat bout 263 meels, sleep awhile, watch sum garfield on tee and vee...why bee for ewe noe it......it WILL be christmas eve !!! YAY :)

hope yur present iz a grate one N hope ewe, harriet N mom haza veree merry christmas !!

peace out N rock on

de trouterz
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

December 23rd 2011 at 8:29 am

No fair, Ozzy! We have a Grinch at our house too. I think there is a cat tree hiding in our closet. The DD says we can't have it until Christmas morning! I haven't figured out how to open the closet door to get to that present. Have a Merry Christmas!


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