May 4th 2014 4:46 am
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I had a feeling today was a special day so I pounced on mom extra early to meow my wake up song. Mom sleepily fed me (and Harriet) and then she started getting ready for work. Mom hadn't realized that she still had an hour!!! MOL! MOL! MOL! So mom finally looked at the clock and she said a bad word! MOL! I told mom "let's play on the computer" and she did and saw THE message "Ozzy is Cat Of The Day" I immediately got a treat! I think I'm going to get loads of treats today and mom promised me some real chicken for dinner tonight! I'm going to make my sisfur Harriet wait on me paw and paw today and I plan on eating her chicken too!
Thank you Catster!
July 4th 2012 7:06 am
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Happy Birthday America!!! I FINALLY can get on the catputer and pawmail a diary entry. Either mom is hogging the computer or Harriet is sleeping on it... sheesh! I hope all my furriends have a wonderful Independence Day today and get lots of yummy treats! Now, be careful and no playing with firecrackers or stuff cuz it can hurt our paws and burn our fur! But on to more important things... like cake and birthdays!
I had my 6th birthday on Sunday but we couldn't really celebrate it and I couldn't even get on Catster because that nasty storm Friday took away our power! Mom had promised me poached tilapia for dinner too! It was so hot and yucky out and we didn't get power for what seemed like an eternity. When we finally got our power back mom had to report to me that the birthday tilapia was spoiled and that she would have to buy some more and we'd have a big "Gotcha Day" celebration. I guess I'm okay with that since my Gotcha Day is later this month; however, she still owes me BIG TIME!
I want to thank all my furriends who sent me birthday gifties and wishes! You guys sure are the best! Thanks to Tate, Samoa, KittyPryde, Monster, and those SanFran guys Guido and Grazie! I sure do love my Catster pals! I'm gonna have to get mom to let me on the computer more often so I can write my diary entries...
December 22nd 2011 12:57 pm
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Sheesh! Mom hasn't let me write in my diary in months! She's pathetic! Can't get good help around here! And, you know what she is? She's a grinch too! Yes! Mom is the GRINCH!
I got a present from one of my pals and mom put it up on a shelf so I can't open it up til Christmas Eve. How dare she! So this afternoon, I decided to put my plan into action whilst she was busy with baking cookies. Harriet was distracted watching mom bake so I had the living room to myself. There was my package, up on the shelf... just waiting for me to snatch it down! So, I jumped up on the base of the hutch and stood on a pile of catalogs and stretched up to reach that package. I had it in my paws! YES! Victory! Well, I swear mom boobytrapped that present! The pile of catalogs started to slide... I had a choice, release the present and save myself by jumping or suffer the consequences. Well, don't you know, just about this time mom sees me as she hears the catalogs start to fall on the floor... there I am hanging on to my present by my front paws, my back paws sliding out from beneath me! Oh the indignity of it all! Well, I wasn't letting go of the present! Mom said "Ozzy, you better jump while you can" but I refused to let go of my present. Sigh. I slid out with the pile of slippery catalogs and the present remained on the shelf while I sailed through the air. I regained my footing before I hit the ground but mom saw the whole thing. You know what she did then? She laughed at me! She's the Grinch, I tell ya, the Grinch! My present is still atop Mt. Crumpet or whatever it was called... and Harriet is like that stupid dog Max, just sitting there looking cute but being no help at all! Wait. Doesn't the Grinch's heart grow and he gives out the gifts? Hmmmmm, perhaps I'll give it another day and see if Mom Grinch thaws out and gives me my present!
Merry Christmas to all my pals!
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