Miles Montgomery's Tails

Hunting gone awry

April 4th 2008 9:20 am
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I had quite an adventure yesterday! Since no one around here seems to want to be my friend yet, I've had to resort to creating my own entertainment!
I caught a bird!! Mom was checking on us kitties outside when I walked up onto the front porch with a bird that I'd caught in my mouth! Instead of being impressed and praising me for my hunting skills, Mom freaked out! Still haven't figured that one out. She was saying something to me through the door, I couldn't quite understand her so I walked closer to the door. She then opened the door and I thought she wanted me to bring my prize into the house so I could give it to her purrsonally! But as soon as I got right to the open doorway, she shut the door quickly and told me, (and you're not going to believe this part) "No Miles, put the bird down. Put him down now!"
AS IF! Was she out of her mind? Put the bird down? Didn't she understand that if I did that he'd get away? I love my new Mom and appreciate all she's done for me so far but I have to tell you, I think she's defective in that she knows nothing of hunting. Which is why I volunteered to do the hunting for her. But instead of appreciating my efforts, she wants me to "Put the Bird Down". Hoomans......who can firgure them out?~!
She ran to get the camera and that's when it all went awry. The bird was wiggling and since Mom wouldn't let me in the house I had to figure out what to do with it. By the time she got back with the camera I had stepped into the garden to get a better grip on the bird, but he got away instead. And you won't believe this either, but Mom actually cheered. She's nuts I tell you! No bird, no picture, no fun!

 
 

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