Make Room!

..for the cutest cat in the world! that's my battlecry nowadays as i commandeer several sections of grace's room, swiftly converting them into mini-rooms with a swish of a tail.

my first real estate acquisition was a shelf in grace's humongougiganticjustplainhuge book corner. that girl just has too many books! so i chose one shelf, squeezed myself in, and exaggeratedly displayed discomfort at the literary clutter surrounding me. my predictable human cleared the space, and put my favorite cat-shaped mat and a small pillow in. that became my abode for several months. as an added bonus, the walls are delicious! yes, i lick wood, much to my human's dismay.

but i must say dah-ling, it gets tiresome after a while.

so i opted for a window perch. grace put a seat pillow on top of several crates. a room with a view of chickens and brown birds. who could ask for more?

but the lack of walls and a roof soon became unnerving. thankfully, i discovered another prime piece of estate: the lower part of the tv cabinet. with sly glances and tail swishing, i demanded that grace make the place fit for a feline inhabitant. a crinkly sleeping mat and a pillow were all i needed. sometimes, my human partly closes the cabinet door and i revel in the privacy.

my human probably doesn't notice that i now own majority of the room (after all, i also get to sleep on the middle of the bed, while she stays at the edge). poor grace! if only she knew: Monopoly has always been one of my favorite games.

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