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Mom's Gettin Nuttin for Christmas 'Cause She Ain't Been- Nuttin But Bad!

December 16th 2011 6:56 am
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Hello Dear Catster Friends (if I have any left thanks to Mommy!)

I have no idea what has been happening on Catster thanks to that holes in the head woman! I hope you are all well and happy. We are mostly OK. Imp is a diabetic now and we have 2 more siblings (sigh). One is a littermate of Genny's. His name is Harry and is a monster. The other is a girl named Pixie who almost lost her eyes to a virus. Her eyes were saved but they are goofy looking. She is a housewrecker and keeps us out of trouble by getting blamed for everything and rightly so.

Mommy grew a new brain lesion last month. Daddy said it was very greedy of her since she already had enough. This is her biggest yet! I guess that is some sort of accomplishment. It makes her weirder than ever. She stumbles around more which is dangerous for us and sometimes forgets our names. This makes Daddy annoyed because she will do it many times in a row. When that happens after two times Daddy won't tell her the name anymore which makes Mommy mad. To get back at daddy who is a dyed in the wool Republican she will call us Democratic names. I have been Hilary many times and Harry has been Bill Clinton. Daddy hates them so much that he will then tell her our real names!

Mommy put up some Christmas decorations for us to pull down. We have done a pretty good job so far. What isn't broken we decorated with pretty kitty tooth marks.

Genny, Mommy and I wish all of you a blessed Christmas. We hope that your New Year is filled with lots of good health and happiness. Even though we don't get on much we do love you and think of you.

All my love
Elise
xoxo

PS OOPS almost forgot to mention that our beautiful pages were once again made by Princess and her Mommy. They make magic!

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Purred by: Gunnarr T (Catster Member)

December 16th 2011 at 12:39 pm

Ummmmm; wait a minute. We like your mommy! We think she is very, very nice. Plus she did put up some Kissmouse dekrashuns for you to play with. What more could you want? Besides, isn't it fun havin more than one name AND nuther kitties to take the blame for bein naughty? Just think about it...

Purred by: Pixie (Catster Member)

December 16th 2011 at 7:11 pm

We have sure missed your sense of humor! Not happy to hear about your mommy getting a new hole.

Sending our love to your house this holiday season and best wishes for a much better 2012!

Love, Pixie and family

Purred by: ♥ Princess ♥ (Catster Member)

December 17th 2011 at 9:57 am

So sorry to hear about Your Mom's new hole but We are glad to see at least She still has Her sense of Humor. Your Family is always in Our Prayers. We wish all of You a Happy Holiday Season!!

Purred by: ZEEKE dreamboat #40a (Catster Member)

December 17th 2011 at 11:15 am

Merry Catmus to you all. We love hearing from you. We loves you guys. Tell mommy we hopes she stops getting holes in her head & feels a lots better soon. Big Catmus hugs and kisses to you and all your new siblings.

Loves,

Zeeke & the crew

Purred by: Ginger (Catster Member)

January 31st 2012 at 1:11 pm

Dear Elise I love things decorated with pretty kitty tooth marks! What I decorate our house with most of the time is pretty kitty claw marks; luckily on cardboard boxes though!

Happy Valentine's Day and Blessings to your Mom and Dad. We're praying your Mom will receive great healing.

Love Ginger xo