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Mom's Gettin Nuttin for Christmas 'Cause She Ain't Been- Nuttin But Bad!

Hello Dear Catster Friends (if I have any left thanks to Mommy!)

I have no idea what has been happening on Catster thanks to that holes in the head woman! I hope you are all well and happy. We are mostly OK. Imp is a diabetic now and we have 2 more siblings (sigh). One is a littermate of Genny's. His name is Harry and is a monster. The other is a girl named Pixie who almost lost her eyes to a virus. Her eyes were saved but they are goofy looking. She is a housewrecker and keeps us out of trouble by getting blamed for everything and rightly so.

Mommy grew a new brain lesion last month. Daddy said it was very greedy of her since she already had enough. This is her biggest yet! I guess that is some sort of accomplishment. It makes her weirder than ever. She stumbles around more which is dangerous for us and sometimes forgets our names. This makes Daddy annoyed because she will do it many times in a row. When that happens after two times Daddy won't tell her the name anymore which makes Mommy mad. To get back at daddy who is a dyed in the wool Republican she will call us Democratic names. I have been Hilary many times and Harry has been Bill Clinton. Daddy hates them so much that he will then tell her our real names!

Mommy put up some Christmas decorations for us to pull down. We have done a pretty good job so far. What isn't broken we decorated with pretty kitty tooth marks.

Genny, Mommy and I wish all of you a blessed Christmas. We hope that your New Year is filled with lots of good health and happiness. Even though we don't get on much we do love you and think of you.

All my love
Elise
xoxo

PS OOPS almost forgot to mention that our beautiful pages were once again made by Princess and her Mommy. They make magic!

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Goodby, Dear Catster Friends

Today is a very sad day for all of us. Mommy says the time has come to say "goodbye" to all of our beloved Catster friends. We have cried a lot about this but Mommy's holes in her head are not getting any better and she no longer is able to visit Catster. Our subscription is up for renewal and Mommy said there is no sense renewing if we are never here.

We have had so many good times with you. Your kindness and compassion just blew us away. Mommy doesn't want to name names because she knows she will forget someone and she will feel just awful when she does.

So many kindnesses have been shown to us. Lovely giftees, P-mails and wishes for Mommy's health.

We do need to thank Princess and Auntie Aileen though for doing all the work they did to keep our pages beautiful and us looking adorable. Thank you also Auntie Eva and Angel Sydney Rose for my first pcture and many after. Auntie Janeen, you made me feel very special for including me in your works of art.

To all of my other friends, I will never forget you. On the pages where we were allowed, Mommy stole your pictures and is making me a Catster album. This way I can look at you and remember the fun we had.

So many of my dearest friends are in heaven and I look forward to seeing them someday. Someday I hope in the very far future we will all meet. What fun we will have!

I may be gone from Catster but you will always remain in our hearts and prayers. We wish for all of you, long healthy lives. Never take your time together for granted. Fill each moment with love.

We love you very much and will miss you. Thank you from the bottoms of our hearts for gracing us with your friendship.

Forever with love
Elise, Genny and Mommy Holes in the Head
xoxoxo