My Last Day

Today was my last day on Earth. I'm now in Heaven, watching over my mom and dad and hissing at my dog siblings. I was almost 17 years old, and I had a good long life. I was loved, and I deserved it. It was just time for me to go though. People to see in Heaven, things to sniff and hiss at. My parents were with me when I went, and I went very peacefully. To all my friends and family, you will miss me. Naturally. I won't miss you because I'll be watching you. Don't be sad, because I'm gonna have a ball up in Heaven. Thanks for all the fun.

Love,
Tandy

We love you and we always will.

Love,
Mom & Dad

What did I do to deserve this?!?!?!

I can't believe my foul luck. Mom and dad got another one of those stupid puppy things. Just when I got used to ignoring ONE of them, now there's a smaller, louder, more fiercely annoying one to bother me. Don't these dogs know that *I* rule this house? I WAS HERE FIRST!! Stupid dogs. I'll show them.

WHY ME??

Mom must hate me. She got me a PUPPY? What am I going to do with this stupid thing? It follows me around and tries to sniff my, well, let's just say that a dog's nose doesn't belong there. I must find a way to destroy this new nemesis.

MORE??

Oh gosh, mom. RABBITS? What am I going to do with stupid old rabbits. Well, I'm ignoring them. *I* am queen of the house. Let's not forget that.

Hamsters? Yuck.

Why mom? You got 2 stupid hamsters. I'm not afraid of them or anything, I just don't much like them. Okay, you got that stupid picture of me trying to lick one, but don't go thinking that we'll be friends.