September 26th 2010 9:42 pm
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Dear Diary,

Hello-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! I am doing ok and kicking. I was kind of away from the interwebs for a while... long story short: this is the fifth city we've lived in 6 years, many new changes.

I turned SIX years old last June, pretty impressive huh? I am a Sensational, Superrific, Scintillating, Superb Six years old Amalia.

...you know what? It took SIX years for my human to realize what my true nature is. Her 'revelation' came one day she was trying to brush my hair. As usual, I was growling and biting that hideous thing she was using on me. Of course I was growling! She was using a brush designed for cats! for animals! I just wanted to destroy that thing. Can you imagine how humiliated I felt?

Well, at some point short human saw the light and decided to pick up the same comb she used for her own hair. "NOW that is MUCH more appropriate" I said, and rewarded her with a purr. What a difference, being brushed with a real comb that is *not* designed for animals, but people like us.

'Cause, I mean, yeah! I am a person. It took human SIX years to realize she and I are the same.

Now that she uses a people's comb to brush my hair, it is sooooo enjoyable! It has become one of my favorite times, it makes me purr like crazy.

(By the way, I am a no-cat person. I really don't appreciate those two felines, Mabel and Suki wanting to sniff my butt as if I was one of them. eeeek)

~ Amalia ~