January 5th 2010 11:19 am
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Dear Diary,
....where to start? Oooh my goodness, so many things going on these last few months.
Bad news first: I got a bath last week. Human said I didn't look orange anymore, but brown. That is offensive! Does she think I cannot clean myself?? But... but... you know what? I actually enjoyed the bath. Really. I don't know if it was the warm water, or the shampoo, or the loving rubbing with the towel. But, really, I liked it. It made me happy and I felt like being extra loving to human for several days. Maybe this California water is different.
...did you hear that??!!! We moved to the other side of the country!!! Another adult human started showing up at our place in Louisiana. And then I saw the familiar packing and putting things in boxes. You know, short-human and I have moved from Indiana to Singapore and then to Louisiana. I knew what was coming. We left Louisiana and moved to California with this new human, whom we call big-human. He is nice, but I don't totally trust him yet, you know he has to earn his place.
The other news are that I have two new kittens.... *sigh* I am not too fond of their extra energy. The first one is Suki; Mabel has adopted him like a son. I keep my distance. The other is a human-kitten. Ooooh dear, that human little girl has so much energy!! She came with big human and adores Suki. Well, they are so similar in the amount of energy that they store in such little bodies.
So..... it was another airplane ride for me, and new beginnings for short-human and I.
... and two new humans I have to train *sigh* They are so lucky I am patient.
~ Amalia ~
September 16th 2009 12:30 pm
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Dear Diary,
What's up with people not respecting us? I officially became the eldest family member when I turned 5 years old, which is 36 in human years. My person needs to be reminded.
I can ignore the laughing and giggling during training sessions, but falling asleep?? Like a couple of nights ago when I decided to train at 2am. I picked a pipe cleaner (those things are hypnotizing!!!!), brought it to bed and said "purrr Meow!" ("I need to train!"). Short human wakes up and says "aaah he he he kitty wants to play". She did pick up the pipe cleaner, started moving it but fell back asleep in seconds. I had to keep waking her up. I mean, instead of focusing all my attention in the exercise I had to keep pouncing at her and meowing. Unbelievable.
On the other hand, it has come to my attention that other humans were supposedly "advising" on how to keep me from chewing cables. As soon as I figure out how to get rid of that horrible smell around cables and be able to eat them again, I will go after you humans.
~ Amalia ~
June 24th 2009 7:00 pm
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... actually, I lost count of the number of cables I have yum-yummed. Today's treat was short human's cellphone charger.
I don't swallow cables, I just love chewing on them. It is good for my gums *naughty look*
Short human is very nice, she covers the cables for me to play hide-n-seek. I walk around my territory, sniff around until voila'! I find a surprise cable hidden under some blankets or something else.
The first time I chewed something, short human was all melodramatic "Nooooo kitty! Cables are not food!" . That was because she was still new at cat companionship and didn't know that everything belongs to me. Later on, she would just sigh and say "oooh kitty, you destroyed yet another cellphone charger/headset/etc....". Now she blames herself: "oh nooooooooo!!! why didn't I hide that in another place?!!"
and that is how you train a human =^_^=
~Amalia~
p.s. Happy Summer!!! Thanks to fantabulous friend Hazel for the beach ball!
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