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American Shorthair

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Home:Virginia Beach, VA

Age: 14 Years Sex: Male Weight: 12 lbs.

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Nicknames:
Fat ass, Zipperhead, El Retardo, Butthead, Zeddman

Kitty Complexion:

Activeness

sleepy		very active

Intelligence

silly		genius

Curiosity

not curious		very curious

Friendliness

timid		affectionate

Vocal

not vocal		very vocal

Sun Sign:

Birthday:
April 1st 1999

Likes:
Ambushing our dog Maia, doing "drive-bys" on Maia, assaulting Maia and scaring Maia (notice a pattern?)

Pet-Peeves:
Getting yelled at when he does something to Maia (which is constantly)

Favorite Toy:
Empty boxes, hair scrunchies and a decapitated mouse-on-a-string

Favorite Nap Spot:
The arm of the sofa so he can look out the back door at the geese by the pond.

Favorite Food:
Regular ol' cat food

Skills:
He excels at annoying our dog Maia.

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
Kathy works as a pet groomer and some kittens were brought in that needed a home. She picked the cutest one... not knowing the deep, dark side of his personality.

Bio:
Random notes about Zedd... he is such an aloof guy. Sometimes we don't see him for days (and he's an indoor cat). He has never fallen for the ol' laser-pointer trick. The only time he really likes to be pet is when he's eating. He'll talk back to you whenever you say his name. He doesn't like any people food. He likes to poke his head in the shower with you and get wet. The only thing in the world he is afraid of is the vacumn cleaner. His full name is Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander.

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Forums Motto:
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I've Been On Catster Since:

September 18th 2004