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I am king

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Pharoooaaahhhh....I am king of my dust bunny people. I work as a slave on a farm, and my fellow feline in the house throws bread crumbs at me. Me and a kitty named patches have been going steady for....uhhh.....one day now. But if anything happens, ill let all you other felines know. I have to go get some goods from my owner. I need to get fiesty.

Woahhh......

Hello my name is Keethon. I come in Peace. I have a very creepy twin. So today while i was being pharoahhhh on top of my chair looking over the dust bunnies, my great owner came up to me with a bag of "goods." I ate these goods and i seemed to be able to fly. I became very very fiesty, and i felt very funny.

I am scared

Well, i have just been harrassed by the other feline in my household. Her name is gracie, she chases me....she is white and fluffly. Today while perched on my chair looking over my dust bunnies (they are thriving), i saw a beam of light. i went and laid in it....it was warm.....i am hungry....i work as a slave.