June 20th 2008 8:25 am
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Meowmie was standing at da sink da uthir nite, and she wuz tiiired. She cuttid an Av-oh!-cah-doe in half and then used da pointy end of a sharp nyfe to get da seed owt.
Well..... yoo don't do dat, you reeelly reelly don't do dat, Meowmie!
Da nyfe slipped and da pit went flying backwirdz and da nyfe wentid into Meowmie's finger.
She thinks dat mebbe da Av-oh!-cah-doe pit bonked me on my liddle frowzy hedd on its way onto da floor, becuz she hurd a LOWD "KVETCH!" and she saw me RUNNIN' away from da Flyin Av-oh!-cah-doe Pit.
Dis wuz NOT funny at da time.
She took good cair of hur fingur an she iz Okie Dokie now.
She has awlso deesideid dat using a spoon to scoop owt da pit iz a much saifer thing to do.
An sinss I didnt have any GREEN on my frowzie liddle hedd, she figurd dat maybee dat Av-oh!-cah-doe pit didn't bonk me aftur all.
Like I doant hav enuff trubbullz awreddy? (And I inclewd BBBT in my list of Thingz to KVETCH Abowt!!!!)
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