My Life, by... a Princess

Going for a Ride in the Car (NOT!!!)

I go "meowmeowmeow get me outta here!" when I'm in the car (I go in my carrier) but that BIG BAD BABY TWINKLE usta ride in the car (tethered, wearing a safe secure harness and sturdy leash cuz she is ALL over the place) and look out the window (Meowmie turned on the AC and did not open the window because cats can squeeze out of some really tight places and she didn't want BBBT to do that!!!!) - so BBBT looked at people stopped at the stop lights and the people usta go "Aaaaaw!" and they would smile. But she had a Poopie problem and Meowmie learned to bring LOTS of newspapers with her.

Once Meowmie took me (I was in a harness and leash and safely in her arms!) to Starbucks (I daintily ate a piece of Cherry Danish and had some whipped cream! and everyone was SMILING!) , and then another day she took me to the Ice cream store and even though people had brought their DOGS to B&J's, WE got THROWN OUT!!!! SO Meowmie wrote a nasty letter to the Ice cream store people and got an apology and 2 free coupons and got told that even DOGGIES wasn't supposta be in their stores either (Health Code!).

THEN she took me (harness and leash) to see the CIRCUS horsies and eleephants when they wuz camped out in my 'hood! Two people with a baby came by and we let the baby (carefully!) pet me and she SQUEALED so happily that we all laughed. Then she carefully took Baby Twinkle the next day and the HORSES LOVED HER! (she LOOKS like a horse -- hee hee)

Then BBBT got TOO BIG to handle reliably when she was on the leash (even in Meowmies' arms!) she'd get scared and panicky, so Meowmie said "Kid, it's MUCH Safer if you STAY HOME!"

And Meowmie noticed I wuz shaking ALOT when she took me out so we never went out again ( except to the....vet's.....ugh).

But Baby -- wow, put her in a carrier, put her in the car, and she explodes from BOTH ends!! (Don't tell her I said that!), so... NOW she hasta FAST - before she goes to the vet's -- and now she gets there MUCH cleaner!!!!