My Life, by... a Princess

BAR - CODED KITTY!!!!

Last nite Meowmie was in the study, working on the puter -- I, Princess am not allowed in there because there are too many stacks of things and I knock em down. Well.. I was in there. Meowmie was too busy to get me out. Until she saw -- Me, Miss Princess thumping around on my kitty-butt, REALLY
strangely, on Meowmie's desk -- aaaagh!! What was Miss Princess about to do !!!

SO Meowmie ran and grabbed me, and picked me up and found ... a BIIIG UPC BAR-CODE Label stuck on my kitty-butt -- I had brushed against something with a loose BAR CODE Label and it had stuck to my kitty-butt and I thought it was attacking me. So Meowmie took it off and even forgot to take ME, Miss Princess, out of the study -- she was laughing too hard. "Oh Princess!" She said "' This Bar Code is NOT going to eat-you-up!!!" And she LAUGHED and LAUGHED!!!

WELL!!! Of ALL the indignities!! I just sat myself up to my tallest height on the desk and GLARED at Meowmie for a long time, for laughing at MOI, and daring to insult my dignity.

Frankly, if anyone needs a BAR CODE on their butt, it's Big Bad Baby Twinkle. You can TELL her Supreme LARGENESS that I said so.