Sub (marine?) Kewtayshun

Da uthir nite, Meowmie caim hoam and greetid me so sweetly and lookt at my littah bokks and sed "OH GOOD!! YOU POOOPED!" (WTC????) and then she put me in da bafrume and shuttid da dore (there iz a litterbokks and water and beddie in there) --- And then... AND THEN... she opined da dore and pikkt me up and put me rear end - buttiuss furst into da CAT CARRIUR!! OMC OMC!!!!

We wentid to da vet!!! Da stoopid cab driver trid to taik Meowmie to da Peepul Hospital and she told mhim _I alreddy told yoou -- da ANIMUL HOSPITAL and turn off da meter!!" But he didint tirn off da meter and Meowmie just took out the extra mileage charges in da tip.

Da Vet Tech lady at da vetties remembpurred me frum wenn I wuz a Blud donor (9 yrs ago!) and she waz verry nisse to me even tho Meowmie sed "She bites, she scratchiz and she hits peepul". So da lady took dat into konsiderayshun and she put a BIIG blakk letthir muzzle wif silver studs on it -- on my faiss!! I asked da lady -- "Do I get a WHIP wif dis?!!Hahahahahahha!" Da muzzull had a biig hole to breathe thru and I was Ack! shually kwite kalm. Then da lady showed Meowmie how to Sub Q me and then wenn DAT wuz dun she STUKK ME IN DA BUTT wif a NEEDUL fulla Auntie Bye-Yottixx!!

(I hab a Bladder infekshun; Meowmie found BLUD in my pees last week, and da Noo vettie saw me last week and she knew ALL abowt my badness, but hahaha I didint hit her but I hitted Meowmie, and then Meowmie took me hoam last week and gaibe me Auntibiotix and I startid frowing them up after the 3rd day -- are you still with me here?)

Ennyways, da Vet Tech was So impressed dat I was such a GUD girl, and then Meowmie puttid me in da carrier, maiking sure her hand wuz outta slapping range but I did GROWL MOST FEERSUMLEE and everywun sed "OOOOH There she goze!!"

Then wenn we gottid hoam, Meowmie flee kombed me and then remuved da peepads and then washed da carrier (I didint do nuttin not even pee or puke - dat's why she was SO happy I had alreddy pooped, hahaha!) And I wentid into Meowmie's rume and I galumphed around and Meowmie sed "OMC!! Lookit dat BIG LIKWID SubQ LUMP on her showlder -- is she gonna be side-hevvy and fall off her Kat Tree?" ...sigh...Moewmies, MeowDads, thankyew for yor konsirns....

Ennyway, she fed me and patted me and da next coupla days I peed a river in da littahbokksis. Meowmie haz da SubQ stuff alreddy set up in my bafrume and so I'm gonna be subQ'd by Meowmie frum now on. I hoap I behaiv. Meowmie duz not wanna gib me tranks becuz she is wurreed my CRF kid-knees mite not be able to process them and filter them as quickly as they normally wudd. But se IS gonna get me a BLACK MUZZUL WUF SILVER STUDS!!! Meowmie can I wear it so I can SKEER dat Cee Cee thing????

MEOWMIE-- LEEV WELL ENUFF ALOAN!!!

Big Bad Baby Twinkle sez:"Dis morning around 2 Ay Yem, Meowmie woked up and sed " OH!! My heeeting pad is too HOOOTTT!!! I bet BBBT is habbing da saim problem. " So she tirned off her heeting pad. And the she came into my rume and I mewed sweetly to her and she tirned off MY heeting pad (it is kept on LOW and it is under a doubbulled up towel and I sleep inside a KITTIE KUP on top of dat dubbulled up towel) and then she went bakk to bed. And da nextist thing she knewed, I wuz staaring at her and I got under her covirs and CUDDLED -- OMC -- I CUDDLED next to Meowmie!!!! And she kisst me on my liddle rownd heddie and then we boaf wentid to sleep."

Da fleas dun fleed?

BBBT purrs, nods her heddie wisely, kleers her throate (ok, she PURRS) and asstootlee sez: "It appears dat Meowmie haz reeched an uneezy troos wif da fleas. I still get flea combed twice a day and she has dem flea lights on with da stikky pads that we kitties cannot get into, and she still sprays lemonwatervinegar onto areas that she then kleens up and she also throwed owt alot of papers, and I get my Frontline monthly -- nuthin elss will do, speshally not dat horrible deadly fatal stuff they sell over da counter in da grocery stores and drug stores and big box and convenience stores oh my!!!

I'm a STAR??? Um ...... WAIDAMINIT MEOWMIE!!!!!

Last weekend Meowmie sed she wuz gonna make me a STAR!! So she gabe me a POWNSS and LOKKT ME IN DA BAFRUM!!!" Oh I wuz So upset!!! So dis Cee Cee thing wigguls upto da dore and Wisspurrz "Sillee BBBT! Meowmie sed
she wuz gonna gib yoo a CAPSTAR!!"Oh deer, dat Capstar wuz INSIDE DA SOFT POWNSS!! I WUZ TRIKKT!!!

So I stayed in dat bafrume for da WHOLE DAY!! and abowt ten dedd fleez fell offa me wich sirprizzed Meowmie cuz she had fleecombed me before she gabe me dat PILL...and only found WUN.

AAAGH!

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I dunno wher I got em frum. Dat Cee Cee Thing DUZ NOT HAB THEM!!

Meowmie dun Spot treetid me, has been flee combing me and doing lotsa lawndry and got rid of my beddies (boo hoo) and boughted me noo Purr pad beddies (they can be washed in cold water) and is yewzing Vinegar and Lemon and lotsa vakeewming, oh my.

Iyam a PRIZZONER at da VETTIE'S!!!

Big Bad Baby Twinkle looks up morosely... She sez :"Dis morning I play play played by chasing my tail and I gyrated on my Kat Tree and Meowmie play play played wif me and we had a giggly time and then... and THEN.. She sweetly picked me up and cuddled me and took me outta da bedrume and held me close and i was PURRING... and then.....

BBBT morosely con-tin-mewz: "And then SHE PLOPPED ME INTO THE KAT KARRIER!! I yelled and skareemed an moaned and PEED (I wuz glad there wuz a pee pad in da carrier) but nothing I sed wudd chainjj Meowmie's mind! So heer I am at da vetties and they R gonna look at my toofies..... Ihateyoomeowmie. And as for CEE CEE -- who was LAFFING at me -- I KNOW when YORE Vettie Appointment is -- and YOO don't!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

UPDATE- Da Vettie dun took owt wunna my left-side toofies -- she sed it wuz pritty GNARLY. Meowmie told her she had nottissed me scracthin and scratchin my left cheek (my FAISS cheek....!!) and da Vet sed "probbly becuz dis toofie (which was waaay in da back of my mouf) was a-hurtin her."

I rest in my caij and wait for Meowmie (hoo had to take da HUMUNGOUS Kat Karrier wif her on da Subway and da bus and now it's on her desk at wirk). I lie heer at da Vet's and PLOT my REVENJJ.

Kid Kneez

Big Bad Baby Twinkle Pittypats ovur to da Puter and staaares at da Skreen. She Smiiiles!! (Oh LOok! Wun Fang iz missing, and now, so are sum toofies! Da vettie sed da they dun fell outta her mouf!! Huuuh!!!)

She purrs...

"Yo My Furrendz - Kats and Hoomans alike! I yam just pittypattying ovur to say 'Ack!' and wish yoo well, and gib yoo da latist nooz. Meowmie tooke me to da VETTIE PLAISS last week! AAAAGH!! Da Nurv!!....

But..... * * and heer BBBT becomez a liddle bit reflektive...* * da Vettie poaked and proddid me and she called Meowmie aftur I had gone hoam to my deelishuss foodies and she sed to Meowmie dat I had problemz wif my Kid Kneez.

I HAB KAT KNEES, NOT KID KNEES!!! * * sulks * *

Ennywayz Da Vettie Lady sed dat I still hab konsentraitid Piss so dat is gud - it meenz my KatKnees are still pritty good. And Meowmie iz doing all she can to make me feel happy and healthy -- using holistic methods. She iz still feeding me my GUD foodies and is still adding som ekkstra (filtered) water to my foodies and adding a suppliment or two (she iz going EZ on my system) and keeping me warm too and she rubs surtain points on my body and dat maiks me feel gud too.

Aaaah... Regards and Purrz to all.... Now it iz Time for a nap.... * * Pittypats ovur to her blankie * * ...Zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

I am Reklining like a KWEEEN, wif my dainty paws one atop da- uthir

But I hab much to tell yoo. Furst I hoap EVERYWUN iz OK. It has been hot, rainy, then hot, then rainy, then da Lekktrissity wentid owt, so no choppt livur for us!!! It's back on now. Hey Meowmie -- doant forgit da organikk cheekun livur!!!

Ennyways, Meowmie iz sad. Furst her Sisfur went away forever. Then her Auntie wentid away forever. I try to tell Meowmie -- "No, they are still around!!! I can see them!!", but Hoomans are not like KATS, so it will take a while for her to unnerstan what Iyam saying. Meenwile, I gib Meowmie nosie bumps and jentul paw pats. I may be a wild and kraaaazy kat, but Us Kats Do Hab COMPASSHUN.

Other news: Cee Cee bothurz me.

* * Yaaawns** I will Ack! to yoo later....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Merree Merree, Happee Happee !!

BBBT humbly bows hur liddle hedd and smiiilez (oh lookie! Wun fang iz missing! De vettie dun took it owt). She looks up, bats hur I-lashiz de-mewer-ly and sez: "I hoap evrywun haz a GREAT holiday - wif lots of love, frennship, good foodies (mite I hab sum pleeze?) and pawrezzints. YooToo Meowmie, and, um ... yoo too cee cee......."
BBBT streeetchiz, yawns, gets up and pittypats down the hall to hur nice warm beddie.

Happy Turkee Day to ALL my furrends!!!!!

Make sure your Meowmies and Meowdads keep you safe and that the onliest Tirkee yoo eet is Kat Food Tirkee.

Meowmie sed that maybe wun day there will be a BBBT Blimp in da Macy*s parade. Is dat Troo?

Yor furrend, BBBT