April 6th 2009 8:59 am
[ Leave A Comment | 2 people already have ]

Yesstiday Morning, Meowmie remooved ALL da LARJ LUMPS that wuz on da Balkoney (ALLA her flowurpots and trees and plants was covered with LARJ paper lawn-n-leaf bags to keep them warm in da winter -- it obveeussly wirked -- she pulled wunna dem bags off a flowerpot and there wuz a HEWJ crop of KATNIP a-growin under it!!! * * Likks chops * *

Ennyway, wunns Meowmie had kleered dem hewj bags offa MY (safely fennsed-in) Balkonie, I raaan onto it and laay down in da sun and streeetched and sunned my biggiuss belly and smiled at Meowmie and then later I got up and sashayed bakk inside and Meowmie lookt at me and sedd "HUH!! Yoo are SO dirty!!" and she KLOZED her bedrume door and then she grabbed some wet papurr towelzzz and walkt over to innercent liddle me .............

But latur on she gave me some wunnerful Cheekun Livah and I feestid and then I forgave her for WASHING ME !!!!