May 6th 2008 8:20 am
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Yyyyyyyyesssssss....!! (* * Hi Fives hur BIIGG Shadoe**)
Dis morning, I meow meow meowed and meowmie unnerstood dat I wantid to go owt onto da KATPROOFED TOTALEE FENCED IN Balkonie.
So she opind da door and I sashayed owt.
A few minits latur she came ovur and startid to ree-arrainj da tabul that has my cat grass growing on it. She moved da Bunny Sundial and put it in front of my pot of Cat Grass.
Well.. deer reeder -- are theez hooomans dennssss or watt???
I looked at Meowmie and I MEOWED most pawthoritaitivlee and ...... MEOWMIE UNNERSTOOD ME!!
She sed "Oh I bet dat wunnerful Larjius Cattius" (well, she didint ekkzakly say dat but I got da gist of her mutterings) "is telling me dat she cannot get to her Kat Grass if I put dis Bunny Sundial in fronta it!! I shall mooove da Bunny Sundial ovur..."
And so she did!! And THEN I immeedeeitly jumped on da tabul and prosseeedid to eet my cat grass.
Before she went bakk to da Ktchun (to maik my brekkfist, Iyam shuure) Meowmie gaib me a pat on da buttiuss as I munched, and she sed "Pleez puke on da balkonie -- it is so much eeeziur to kleen up on da Balkonie -- thankyew!!!" Then she left me alone as I munched happily on MY Fescue (untreetid).
Well... watt cudd I say? I was SO moved by her kindness in ACK!-SHUALLY UNDERSTANDING MY NEEDS, dat I puked TWICE -- on da balkonie...
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