February 21st 2008 7:45 am
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It has bin a RUFF sevviral dayz my frennz.
Da vettie (yes, we wentid to da Vet...oh horrorz, Iyam SO thankful for Pee Pads in my carrier...... how embarrising....)
Ennyway, Da Vettie SHAVED most of da hair off MY CHIN!!!!
Man wuz I hitting peepul rite and left-- HOW DARE THEY!!
Ackshuallee my pimpullz wuz pritty bad....
So Meowmie iz gibbing me Aunty-Bye-Yottix -- skwirting them in my mouf -- blech..
She is washing my chinny chin chin AND SHMEERING Aunty-Bye-Ottik Oink-ment on it.
She looked at my kollir and tag and sed "Hmm.. THAT must be pritty durty!" So she washed it.
She washed the pritty furs under my chin -- and wenn my kollir wuz dry she put it bakk on (even tho we are indoor kitties, we ware brakeaway (sturdy) collirs and tags all da time)
TODAY'Z UPDAIT: My chin looks MUCH better. Um.. thank...yoo....Meowmie...........(sigh)
Oh.. BTW-- They WAYED me at da vet's and I NOW WAY TWELVE POUNDS!! Wich meens dat becuz I have FATHE-FULLY followed my dye-itt -- did I have enny othir choice, Meowmie, hmm???? -- I have now reeched the wate dat da vet wants me to be (instedda of being 16 pounds, wicch I yewsta way) .
Meowmie alreddy kinda knew dat I lostid wate becuz my BUTTIUS is much slimmer and I can jump jump jump now -- instedd of doing wat I usta do, wich was waving my front paws in da air and trying to launch my butt at da same time (and she usta LAFF wenn she saw me do dat!! FOR SHAME!)
Skewze me wile I jump onto Meowmie bedd and...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................
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