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IHateYooMeowmie, IHateYooVettie, IHateYooKatSittur

August 31st 2007 8:49 am
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Yesturday morning, I was begging and Ackin and pleeding for FOODIES!!!

Meowmie just brusht me and klipped my klaws and FED CEE CEE!! (in da Kat Rume) and ignored me!!!

THEN she finally gave me WUN TEASPOON (oh how Jenneruss of yew, Meowmie!) of Kat Food with some Pink krunchy lookin' stuff in it and I ATE da foodies and it tirned owt to be foodies with vettie-approved TRANKWILIZURS in it (1/2 a tab).

Then Meowmie left me in da rume but kept chekkin on me and I wuz rekilinin and after a wile, Meowmie cudd see my Third Eyelid wicch ment I was gettin Trankwil (oh yeah???), and she puttid me in da KAT KARRIER! and we wentid to da VET!!

And Meowmie realized dat she cudd not bring a Fecal Sampul with her becuz I had not pooped dat morning -- BUT -- by the time we gottid to da Vet she had my Fecal sample...... ugh..... Iyam lukky -- Meowmie puts Doggie pads in da carrier becuz I usta pee puke and poop in it ......(but rarley now, cuz she duzzint feed me after midnite wenn we hafta go to da vettie da nekkst mornin), So I was dry and ok -- 'sept for a poopy-butt.....

Ennyway, da Vet put me on da skail and becuz I have been on a vettie -approved dye-it, I LOST ONE ELL-BEE!!!!! Iyam now 13.8 el-beez. I sed "OBOY NOW I CAN EEET AGAIN!!!" and da Vet sed to Meowmie, "Yoo hafta bring it down to 12 el-bees".

Then I GROWLED most feersumly at da Vet and meowmie and Meowmie sed to da Vet "She iz abowt to swat yoo!" and da Vet whoo is a BIG lady-- jumped bakk!! har har!!! I skared da BIG Lady Vet!!!

Umm.. Then Meowmie ast me to go bakk into my carrier and I did (but I tride to swat hur) and I thawt we wuz goin home -- YAY!!! But NO-- da Vet took me into da uthir room so they cudd taik summa my blud!!

Then they broughtid me bakk and Meowmie asked da Vet-- "Did she give yoo enny trubbul?" (ME???!! ) and da Vettie sed "Oh, no -- we got that MUZZLE on her before she could do anything!"


THEN we finally wentid home!!

Wudd yoo beleev, they are still talking abowt Miss Princess there at da Vet's!! They loved hur very muchly.

Then Meowmie took me home in da carrier (I wuz GROWLIN all da way hoam!), flee-combed me, wiped my butt , washed da carrier, gave me a LIDDLE bit of wet foodies, LAFFT at me (nicely) as I walked arownd like I wuz...tipsy...... then she put more little bits of foodies (wet) into da timed feeder dishes, SHUT THE TOPS!!!, tirned on da timer, left a note to da Cat sitter, and WENT TO WIRK!!

Da Cat sitter caim to maik sure I was still ok, and she left a note to Meowmie. It sed "I opened up one of the timed feeder dishes for BBBT and she ate her food. Then she meowed at me to open the OTHER dish, but had I set it for 2 hrs as you had asked me to, so when BBBT saw that I was NOT going to open that other dish of food, she came over to me and Swatted me."



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