WHO is THISS????!!!!!

We have a new cat -- well... I don't think its a reel cat -- I think it's a toy for hoomans -- it's cat sized, and fuzzee and duzzint eet or use da litterbox, and it sits in wun plaiss, but when we walk past it it goes "Meow Meow Meow" and it turns its hedd. Dat silleee Cee Cee is in love with it!! She rubs hur faiss aganst its faiss and makes an absoloot idiot of hurrselff. Meowmie named this new toy Marva becuz it's a Marvaluss non-kittee.

Go to da sekond paige and look at my piksha with my new frens, Marva and HUR frenn, Moosh Moosh. They are sitting there A-D-O-R-I-N-G moi. I look regal there, eh?! (Um... you CAN tell wich wun izz me, rite????)

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