May 26th 2006 7:42 am
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Yesterday morning Meowmie gave me a Soft Skwishy Pounce -- Yum! I gobbulled it ALL up -- hmmm -- a soft Pouncie with a CRUNCHY Center....... must be sumpin new... I dunno....

Well, I'm hungry so she better be making brekkfist for me! Meanwhile I will JUMP into MY cat tree and wiggul wiggul....yawn...move slower .... not wiggle .... sit demurely .... see two of everything....hm.... I see two cat carriers, my my....

AAAAGH!! CAT CARRIERS!!!!!

DAT POUNCIE had a (vet-prescribed) CAT TRANKWILIZER in it!!!!!

I am TRANKWIL!!!!

Before I knew it, I was inside that carrier and on my way to Da V-E-T!!! I managed to puke a liddle even tho I hadn't eeten since last nite (that'll show them!!!!)

Then they took me into the CAGE room and putted me in a cage and then I got REAL sleepy and didn't wake up for a while and when I did I was SO groggy and my teeth hurted (dentul surjery) . And I was pritty mad at Meowmie!!!

Everyone was nice to me. Meowmie paid me a vizzit, and I looked like a big fat lump dat didint wanna move but I tried REAL hard to slap Meowmie and the Vet Tech, but I could only do it in sloooow moshun and they all laughed.

I go home tonite. Then I get to slap Cee Cee's gate. Heh Heh.